Pointing device…new aid to truth warriors

pointThe ODMafia announces that a top secret research & design campaign in conjunction with numerous other truth warriors and discernmentalists (Secret Order of ODM) have created THE ELECTRONIC HAND…with programmable pointing finger!

The formally super secret  HAND is designed to point fingers at speeds that nearly break the sound barrier. In addition this specially gifted electronic hand can dial Grace to You Ministries directly with 32K onboard memory that allows it to store strings of phone numbers of up to ten characters in length (yes you read this right!) in case of seeing an Emergent and/or Social  Justice promoter!

Pointing out false Christians has never been easier!

ODMafia approved—Truthslayer endorsed for all your Judgmentalist finger-pointing needs.

One Response to Pointing device…new aid to truth warriors

  1. […] none of our Godly ministries have purposes nor are they seeker-driven. This is why we must call all our Truth Warriors to unite around our Doctrine and help us take a stand and put down and submerge Rick Warren’s […]

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