Special Out of Character Announcement

May 15, 2019

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Dear Readers,

We the real people behind the masks of ITodyaso; Truthslayer; and Don Jobson would like to announce that we are officially severing our ties with Pulpit and Pen. We have had our fun lampooning them over the past few months but we’ve reached our breaking point as one of their latest posts linked on this post of ours goes far beyond what the Bloggers here are about. We have found in researching them that they are far more horrible than other Discernment blogs we’ve parodied. They are full of callousness and a haughty arrogance that we can no longer abide in exposing others to. Their site exists to demean others—there’s mean-spiritness and then there’s Mean-Spiritness. Pulpit and Pen go even farther than Mean-Spiritness. Even the late Ken Silva wasn’t as despicably deplorable as them—as even he had a sense of humor. We henceforth shall never read or link to their site again for the sanity of others and a true peace of mind.

Signed,

Just 3 guys exposing the truth of “Online Discernment Ministries” that lack grace and true humility as our disclaimer points out:

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P.S. We still have more Discernmentalism and humor to come minus jokes about PP.

P. S (2). While we’re out of character here are some of the good discernment ministries (besides our satire sites of course) that we really recommend as an antidote for the poisonous teachings of the bad ones that lack humility and grace:

  1. Spiritual Sounding Board
  2. Wartburg Watch
  3. Act 3 Ministries
  4. Warren Throckmorton
  5. Patheos
  6. Among others but most especially the Bible itself

ANTIFA recruited Bear suspected in attack on Miss Bigfoot USA’s Husband!

May 15, 2019

Breaking from Bigfooted Americans Gazette: Bear attacks Miss Bigfoot USA’s husband after learning Donald Bigfoot Trump personally endorsed her husband for a government position and bragging about grabbing Miss Bigfeet USA by the hoohees. Bigfooted cops believe this attack was orchestrated by Anonymous Bigfooted Trump Haters who used ANTIFA to recruit this bear. Investigations are still being done on whether or not ANTIFA is responsible for this attack or not but Bigfooted watchbloggers have already placed all blame on them without evidence.


Pulpit calls Truce with ODMafia!

May 15, 2019

Breaking: While you were sleeping peacefully last night safe and protected by our Sound Doctrines in your warm beds—late last night ODMafia spies broke into Planned Pulpithood’s bunker and forced them to agree to a ceasefire of firing their missives at us and agree to ODMafia’s peace terms. However Pulpit promises to let the ODMafia continue subtly firing off our weapons of Massive destruction at them since the ODMafia helped crack the secret code of one of Pulpit’s enemies because our discernmentalism is of higher quality than anyone else’s.

Dr. Truthslayer utilizing Eric Barger’s Smocking Gun Technology on our Research Robot Monkeys once again has totally demolished Servus Christi with only one screencap rather than two by slicing letters and rearranging them until we were apprised of their secret meaning:

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That’s how much better at discernmentalism we are than anyone else—we exposed Servus Christi’s ties to the heretical Servetus before anyone else. On a related note we have reason to suspect Servus Christi as the one who made up the sinisterly globalist quasi-universalist sinfully-ecumenical quote exposing them in one of our latest Massives.


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