In keen Discernmentalist fashion Discerning The World (DTW) quotes Rob Bell:
Rob Bell – The Original Guerilla Theatre: throwing ourselves into this ancient, sacred art form with the absurd, naive, antiquated belief that the world needs inspiring, provocative, comforting, dangerous, healing, great sermons now more than ever
We are not sure exactly what that quote means ….BUT….using Discerning the World’s newly invented STRETCH technology (Survey Truth Revise & Exaggerate Truncate Cacophony of Hagiomania) -we get the following re-interpretation….
[DTW note: What Rob Bell REALLY means here. Ancient, sacred art = paganism, occult. By art they actually mean the craft or ‘art of the craft’. In short it means this: The experience and feeling you can attain by following ancient sacred knowledge by practicing certain disciplines.
ODMAfia note: We like the added emphasis that DTW gives for interpretation ie What Rob Bell REALLY means…
Despite the fact that readers are given almost no context (which is an effective discernmentalist tool)….could not “ancient, sacred art” mean conveying stories or parables (just like ancient men did, like Jesus used????) to convey truth through narrative?
We like the fact that DTW uses insinuation…another effective tool of attack against the unrighteous. We are also pleased that DTW has replaced the Roman Magisterium with themselves as the ultimate interpreter of all that is Rob Bell, Emergent or any other “defective” Christianity.
We are thankful for the Discerning the World MAGISTERIAL interpretation of Rob Bell by using STRETCH. Thanks guys!