Research Robot Monkeys Fear Career Change

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Research Robot Monkeys Losing Jobs

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(Online RRM Times)- Millions of American-made Research Robot Monkeys are now fearing for their careers as thousands get laid off and lose their jobs to foreign-made Research Robot Monkeys. A spokes-robot for the American Research Robot Association (ARRA) was pressed for a comment and stated that this was true and that because of liberal robot policies that America’s borders are being illegally invaded by an army of foreign-made robots trying to steal their jobs but are also too lazy to work and subsist on Big Government Robot welfare at the same time. Some of them are violent and in robot gangs or participate in robot terrorism. When pressed further he said that he hopes Conservative Robots will act and build stairs around our border to stop illegal robot border-crossers.

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