IS PAUL PROCTOR DRIVING CHURCH NUMBERS DOWN?

November 29, 2019

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Using his discernmentalist skills Paul Proctor is quoted as saying “The reports are everywhere now about the declining numbers of church members and baptisms – especially among Southern Baptists…Everyone is trying to figure out what’s wrong.” Having insight into God’s will Proctor notes “This might come as a shock to many, but I would suggest that the answer here might just be nothing is wrong – that those declining numbers that are troubling the pulpits of American churches right now may well be God’s will being carried out by His own being called out of a growing apostasy flourishing within them.”

Of course it could be that the numbers have been over exaggerated by attendees who never actually go to church, or members defecting to other denominations, or house churches….but we digress…

Paul further states “If God is in control, as so many of today’s church members are fond of saying – then He must also be in control of the declining numbers.” However, we do not want to blame God for Paul Proctor presumptuous claims…we at the ODMafia however do want to claim him as an expert discernmentalist

…if he can read the mind of God…we want him on our side.

Truthslayer


Using Jesus as our Weapon (Reloaded)!

November 27, 2019

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Jesus don’t backpedal, HE don’t play, and HE ain’t politically correct. Just don’t use Jesus as a non-politically correct weapon against our political doctrines like capitalism and guns as only we Truth Warriors have the divine call to tear a new hole in others. We know that we’re right because we’re RIGHT just like the Bible says as we knew our Discernmentalist teachers “disciplined” the left-handed students in our classes with a cane and forced them to write with their right hand. That was in the mid-sixties. We were told the reason was because writing with the left hand was a sign of the devil. When I grew up I learned that measure of “discipline” was administered because in holy scripture it says that Jesus sits at the right hand of God. Get it? Because Jesus sits at God’s right hand everything having to do with the left must therefore obviously be of the devil.

The world can all go out and support immorality for teenagers and adults, Christ will not. He is the same yesterday, today and forever – He doesn’t change except when we changed Him to support our Republican agenda; America First; guns and warmongering; etc. For as we always have taught that Jesus is our weapon, we can use Him to abuse those who we deem less deserving of God’s grace than we are and that He hates leftists or anyone suspected of leftism or even appearing and sounding leftist most of all. So, we encourage all those who follow the Online Disernmentalist Mafia Creed to go forth in joy knowing you are doing the will of our Doctrine and Our God.

Sola Scriptura!

Don Jobson inspired by I. Todyaso


Under Attack by one of our Own note…

November 26, 2019

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Name Withheld has openly assaulted Discernmentalists as he has stated: “Instead of fretting over a non-issue how about being concerned with the wrath of God.” Name Withheld should know better than that as a fellow Discernmentalist—he should already know that in order to show God’s wrath and expose our Doctrine to all we must fret over every little thing. Clearly Satan is hiding around the corner and in every minuscule little thing that we personally disapprove of. We must make an issue out of every “non-issue” and make non-essentials essential as that’s the very heart of the Gospel of Discernmentalism.

And making mountains out of molehills is our specialty as Deborah of Discerning The World (DTW) has passed this spiritual gift of worldly attack and circular arguments on to us which we have far since surpassed her in our “special” gifted-ness and self-righteous anointing.

Many well-known and greatly esteemed preachers and teachers have absolutely no qualms whatsoever about their association with some of the weirdest, worst and most dangerous false prophets in these last days’ of exponential apostasy. Here are a few well-documented examples.

STEPHAN JOUBERT: In cahoots with Leonard Sweet, Rob Bell, Ron Martoia, Johan Geyser, Trevor Hudson, Nelus Niemandt, Eugene Peterson and Jan van der Watt, to name but a few.

JOHAN GEYSER: In cahoots with Stephan Joubert, Thomas Keating, Leonard Sweet, Rob Bell, Ron Martoia, Trevor Hudson, Thomas Merton and other false teachers in the mystically engineered Emergent Church, to name but a few.

TREVOR HUDSON: In cahoots with Stephan Joubert, Johan Geyser, Theo Geyser (who manages to see Jesus in a sangoma/witch doctor without the help of his glasses), Thomas Keating (who in turn is in cahoots with the integral guru, Ken Wilber), Ron Matroia and Rob Bell, to name but a few.

Obviously Name Withheld is lacking a steady diet of good Truth Warrior Worrier Discernment ministries like ours and Discerning The World (DTW)‘s. One word of warning to Name Withheld: “hell is real; hell is hot”—so either get in line; take a stand and get right with us first or else.

Once again setting our high standard over everyone so get over it,

Don Jobson

Update: Name Withheld continues his attack—defends Spurgeon against Deborah and our CLEAR Teachings.


New Adherence (to) Truth Organization (NATO) says hit Koreans in Yemen over U.S. ties

November 25, 2019

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Discernmentalist News Networks note: DUBAI (Reuters) – After Discernmentalists organized themselves into New Adherence (to) Truth Organization (NATO) ….NATO’s wing in Yemen said it carried out the suicide attack that killed heretics this month in retaliation for their country’s ties to the U.S.-led “heretic awareness week,” according to an Internet message.

South Korea, which once had the third-largest contingent of Discernmentalist soldiers in Iraq, withdrew all of them last December. On Friday, a Korean newspaper quoted a top government official as saying Seoul had decided to send about 1,000 mainly truth-engineering troops to Afghanistan in response to an unofficial U.S. request.

New Adherence (to) Truth Organization (NATO) promises to continue to use a typical American approach to worldly affairs: extrapolate the realities of our country (America) to the whole world.


John Hagee – Hitler on the rise again! 3.0

November 23, 2019

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Let us re-cap AGAIN the great and brave words of John Hagee: “Israel’s time of need is now. There is a new Hitler in the Middle East –President Ahmadinejad of Iran — who has threatened to wipe out Israel and America and is rapidly acquiring the nuclear technology to make good on his threat.”  Yes Yes – Ahmadinejad rants….but what ODM does not????

Still Iran must be a GRAVE threat…because they spend LESS money on their military than Canada but MORE than Mexico (two very dangerous countries)….and we know that Canada constantly threatens China, Russia, Great Britaina and Luxemburg. We also know that US authorities as well as Israeli authorities note that Iran is pressing to build a bomb. Despite the fact that the younger generation of young people like the west (including America) we will ignore all these facts (that is what ODMs do!!!!)

We know that authorities never lie- especially military authorities!

Think….WMD in Iraq, impending invasion of the big bad army in Nicauragua in the 1980s, the threat of Granada or the communists in Vietnam….we need only place simply faith in our government – who always tells the truth – like us ODMS!


Kanye West’s new found Salvation called into Question

November 22, 2019

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Discernmentalists recently questioned whether or not Kanye West has a new found saved status or not after it was discovered that he will attend Joel Osteen’s church.

Our Research Robot Monkeys uncovered even more sinister facts concerning Kanye West’s new found salvation:

No praying, no sermon, no word, just music!

In a recent interview with Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Kim explained that Sunday Service is “more of just a healing experience” than a religious one. “There’s no praying, there’s no sermon, no word, just music, and just a feeling — and it’s Christian,” she explained. So, it’s like a high-vibe spiritual Christian concert that’s welcoming of celebrities and other musicians, such as Katy Perry and Busy Philipps. [Emphasis added]

Radical obedience, NO REPENTANCE OF SIN

During one song, where singers declared that “nothing is too hard for God,” Kanye stopped and prayed to God, imploring the congregation, “all you ask is for radical obedience to You.” [Emphasis added]

We agree as we’re the Greatest most Smart send us your money Discernmentalists of all time! In fact in our esteemed wisdom we’ve already discernmentalized Kanye by osmosis before DTW. We must add that even others agree—we point you to our spiritual descendants:

A post slightly related to ours: https://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-leads-kanye-west-to-top-of-lakewood-church-to-offer-him-all-the-kingdoms-of-the-earth-in-their-splendor?fbclid=IwAR0iGH5b58co4l6uWkQ9XVO2fQL513qNHKiutYLckLRcC6dWfC_fe1kvruo


Salt Covenant and Loyalty Pact

November 21, 2019

Salt ShakerJohn Hagee notes “Will you join us in a covenant of loyalty to Christ? Over the years, the Lord has led many precious friends to become partners with this ministry through their financial support. Our Salt Covenant partners are those who “go the extra mile” by making a commitment to send a monthly gift for the ongoing costs of our television outreach.”

Because we know that LOYALTY to Christ means
a) supporting TV ministries (especially John Hagee’s)
b) becoming a Zionist and supporting Israel uncritically
c) allowing Hagee and family to live in wealth…thanks to you the listeners!
d) and finally taking America back to God (not sure I remember America actually ever “being back” if history serves me correct…but I’ll buy into the America’s Christian Golden Age..heck why not. A little myth here and there never hurt anyone.) Wink wink.

Come on guys what are you waiting for….


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