The ODMafia research robot monkeys were the first to break the case! Super-gay-guy found to have single handedly destroyed an entire empire. According to our very accurate research by our electronic monkeys this man was bent on creating an all gay army; men in tights!
We believe that this covert army began to gay-i-fy the entire army, and then the entire nation. It was their goal not to allow woman to vote, drive or to own property – thereby securing rights for the secret gay groups that ran amuck! We heard now that they are ruining chicken restaurants—how the mighty have fallen!
Truthslayer—where’s the beef?