The Online Discernmentalist Mafia saw it coming from a mile away. We discern what others merely dream of. Despite our advanced technologies used in discernmentalism Apprising Ministries has come up with a very far reaching technological advancement to discernmentalism. Apprising Ministries without much fanfare, shunning worldly media such as Christianity Today, announced the invention of DIRT. It is an acronym for Direct Interpretation Revelation and Translation. Apprising Ministries was quoted as saying “We have the most direct revelation yet…..our revelatory insights into revelation are so far reaching that by using DIRT we can look into the bible and SEE the backs of our heads at the same time.”
Other discernmentalist ministries such as Eric Barger’s Take a Stand and Slice of Laodicea were quoted as saying “Now apostate emergent types have no place to hide, in addition fact Rick Warren will be shown to be the disingenuous heretical maniacal and diabolical false church teacher that he is and exposed for all the world to see.” Take A Stand Ministries suggested “We can use DIRT to show that George Bush did indeed have weapons of mass deception, I mean destruction and revise history as we see fit!”
We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia fully support DIRT and historical revisionism as well if it will suit our needs. Stop thinking and let us do it for you!