July 2, 2010
I the mighty Truthslayer (defender of truth and all things pure) have been forced to stoop to the level of an ape to talk with a monkey. ODMafia fans, please do not shed too many tears for MY persecution, attacks and difficult questions posited by this “BIBLE MONKEY.” We are told that true truth warriors would be persecuted, EVEN martyrred for spurious and underhanded tricks by satan’s minions.
It just so happens that Bible Monkey is an avowed emergent….and we know that all emergents act, smell, talk and think the same way. That is why I know that Bible Monkey is another way of saying that he supports evolution. That’s right folks…Bible Monkey has stooped to an all time low and is secretly trying to bring evolution into the church (ie sinister plot uncovered and exposed). In these last days we are told that evildoers would come into the church and introduce bible monkeys and social justice.
We need to TAKE A STAND and fight back. Contact every mighty truth warrior ministry (Brannon Howse, Apprising, Take A Stand, Slice of Laodicea, Herescope, Discerning The World and more) today and let them know the truth. Get the word out! We need to stop this menace before it gets any worse!
It is possible that Bible Monkey may also be a Democrat (you heard it here first).
PS I have no doubt that John Armstrong, Rob Bell and NT Wright likely support this heretical horde. Also note that we will have a DVD out next week to expose the evil plot against the church.
June 28, 2010
Dear fans of ODmafia,
You know my pedigree. I was born via wedded bible believing Republican parents, and was baptized as an adult believer. Moreover, I am a true bible believing double predestination Calvinist who listens to John MacArthur on the radio every morning, Todd Friel in the afternoon, and Apprising and Eric Barger in the evenings. I’m a strict adherent to God’s word, particularly ignoring the beatitudes which are reserved only for liberals and emergents….I’m so devout that I go on persecution binges to tease out those false teachers and heretics – pretty much everyone except those whom I approve of. As you know I’m meticulous about my observance of the word and therefore I more than anyone else take a true stand in defending the truth and discernmentalism. Please join me in Taking A Stand.
Remember, never doubt me. Never question my articles or missives. They are right because I am right and have crystal clear discernmentalist qualities. Doubt me and you should doubt your faith, and secretly harbouring liberal viewpoints.
April 20, 2010
Rick Warren plans to unleash Purpose Driven Baseball upon the world. Oh the sheer horror! We Know that like life baseball should be kept as Purposeless as humanly possible. John MacArthur teaches this essential Absolute Biblical Truth when he says:
People have to understand that salvation is not being delivered from bad feelings or the lack of self-esteem or and unimportant life or a purpose-less life or a less than fulfillment. Salvation is deliverance from the eternal wrath of God and everlasting Hell. You have got to get the message right. First of all as to the condition of the sinner and the remedy also in Christ.
We agree that the purpose driven life has no gospel in it as God doesn’t have a plan or purpose for your life. Todd Friel adds:
God loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life. No, God does not love you and does not have a wonderful plan for your life. The only promises for the convert are trials, temptation and persecution. If that is how you define a wonderful life, fine. Otherwise we must command all men everywhere to repent and trust.
This is why we must take a stand in God’s Absolute Sovereign Wrath against Rick Warren’s hideous plans for Purpose Driven Baseball:
February 3, 2010
Are you tired of all the good news the proliferates the air waves, print publications and the internet? Now you can report nothing but bad news…..and bad news about the Christian world! You read correctly!
You can report on the bad news of other Christians AND increase traffic to your website…..all thanks to Discerning The World.
They need reporters.
Are you up for…
a) reporting sensational news?
b) reporting bad news?
c) quickly grabbing links to BOOST your web cred?
Here is a snipped “Report on: New Age infiltration into Churches – Stories of top ranking Pastors who deceive -Prosperity Gospel – Ministries who are clearly nuts and preach utter nonsense -Cults -Vatican News – Interfaith – Christian persecution – New World Order takeover – Hollywood and their anti-Christian agenda – Advancement of Technology – Demise of Freedom of Speech – European Union / United Nations plans of world domination – Non Christian news of interest that affects the world – Biblical Prophecy – False Prophecy that did not come true or False Prophecy that anyone with half a brain cell can tell will not come true – Conspiracies that actually seem plausible, etc.”
Are you looking for a ministry that is clearly nuts? This may be for you! This IS for you!
Clearly an edifying website. You and your entire family can build themselves by bringing everyone one else down.
This is your chance to be like the National Inquirer. You don’t need to fact check. Just report. You don’t need credentials…all you need is a good juicy story (gossip)….but edifying gossip. Only the best biblical gossip will do. And you may have the opportunity to use STRETCH TECHNOLOGY.
Truthslayer endorsed….because its bible based. Discernmentalism at its best.
May 21, 2009
Ingrid from Slice of Laodicea notes” “Here’s yesterday’s “Just a Thought” from Tony Miano’s blog. Well said, Tony. Thank you.Tony wrote more fully on the subject here.
(Photo: Carrie Prejean, Miss California. Photo had to be cropped for modesty and even that didn’t work too well.) WOW Ingrid (thank-you!!!), you are very very holy, thank goodness for your bible-cropping and concern for modesty – and even making the claim of modest is even MORE modest.
ODmafia, being MORE humble, modest, prudish, diligent, conservative and Biblically minded made sure that the model photo met our high standards of decency and therefore we made adjustments to suit our audience. We apologize to our audience for exposing so much flesh. Please do not judge us.
August 24, 2008
This heavy persecution from Bigfoot is really taking it’s toll on me. I ask you to pray that God’s full vengeance is set against him. When I talk to Vietnam vets they describe the horror of war. I too understand as one of the front warriors in this Truth War against all of God’s enemies. , PDL’ers, liberals, and missing link primates all seem to hate me. I hold up the high standard of those who fight daily in this truth war. Remember, it is people like me who see fit to attack those who hate OUR doctrines.
Finances are just not coming in. I am forced to not only preach at my church of 5 but also must take a day job to support my continual war against the enemies of OUR doctrines that make us Elect and give us that special grace others only wish they could have.
I am so persecuted by these reprobates that I too know what a person that has fought in war. I am a martyr for OUR doctrines. Please stand with me. Pray a pox on all who oppose and hate me. Even some of our faithful brother and sister ODM’s have turned against me for holding their standard up for them.
My banner is still waving, just as the those Great Marines in that famous picture. Together we must stand for our fragile truth and protect it now more than ever. We must not let those that oppose us have any victory in Christ and stumble into heaven. Imagine having to share your mansion with Tony Jones, Doug Pagett, Rick Warren or Bigfoot. What a horror that would be.
I know that my own church is small, but this blog ministers to thousands if not ten’s or thousands and I know that you also feel as I do about this truth war. Together will must stand and protect God, country and OUR doctrines as we understand them.
Taking a stand and filling the gap for you,
August 22, 2008
Ingrid of Slice and I talked a bit the other day. She confirms she is NOT PREGNANT. I wish that this persecution of her would stop. It seems some out there will stop at nothing to spread rumors and lies about others. She was very upset and stated that comments like that make this site look mean and hurt her on a personal level. Of course we are mean as that is our calling as Truth Warriors and how we fight for the truth as as walk in the Ways of the Master Discernmentalist. Yet, stuff like that is uncalled for.
On another note, I hear Richard Abanes may be pregnant.
Keep fighting that war for OUR Truth with what ever it takes,