New Emerging Heretic Bible is Found

May 4, 2019

Heretic Bible


The heretics who worship their ancestors instead of Jesus want to bring a new bible that is not ordained by us or King James. I am sure when you read this article you will see the horror of using anything but the KJ version of the bible. Other versions change our biblical doctrines from what King James envisioned the Holy KJV Bible to be. Do not be fooled when another new version comes to light… as it will lead you only to darkness.

Why? Because Itoldyaso


Give me that Old Time Ken Silvan Religion!

April 25, 2019

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I the ever-discernmentalizing and mighty I. Todyaso with the self-righteous finger of judgment have made my return after hiding in our underground bunker because of the emergent persecution as recently pointed out by our friend Don Jobson we have faced since one of our co-discernmentalists and mentors the ever Apprising Ken Silva and a few other of our Discermentalist bretheren have fallen in battle in our Truth War.

After many years of  mourning our personal mentor in the ways of our Truth War and much researchmentalizing—it has come to my attention through bible-based osmosis that what the world needs now more than ever is more of that Old Time Ken Silvan Religion.

It saddens me that all those impure in our great doctrines of hate grace didn’t heed our warnings against rampart apostasy. The great falling away is in our midst and I can no longer keep silent. The emergent hordes have brought us to this:

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Proof of Your Doom

This is why we  had to come back from hiding out in our bunker to point our mighty finger of judgmentalism and laugh at you sinners because we’re saved and you’re not. In fact I think Ken Silva is rolling over in his grave. So remember all we told you. Why…because….

I. Todyaso


Is Obama the last Muslim President?

February 8, 2015

Obama expressing his hatred for anyone not Muslim.

Obama expressing his hatred for anyone not Muslim.  Picture used without permission because we are on God’s side. *

Let’s be clear, the Bible clearly states we are to love our neighbors. Jesus taught this clearly and there is no denying that we should always give grace to everyone who is our neighbors. With that we thank God Muslims are not mentioned one in the Bible in any connection to love or being our neighbors here in the US since they mostly live in the Middle East and England which God gave the US sovereignty over in the days of our founding fathers who God appointed unto us until Obama became President and Pope Francis became the last Pope.

We here at the ODMafia. after careful research have discerned that Muslims are fair game to hate just as gays are. Why? Because the Bible tells us so. Now, go forth and hate anyone not mentioned in the Bible. Chinese? Hate them. Koreans? Hate them. Mexicans? Hate them. And Muslims? HATE THEM MOST. Of course hate them less than you hate Obama! At least Obama gets that according to the Bible “Muslims are different from the rest of us.”

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Has Jesus already returned as a Rock Star?

December 19, 2014

We here at the ODMafia are surprised and yet cautious over this story. Apparently, a child died and went to heaven and saw Jesus. He even has a book about it so that makes it more likely. However, the liberal news station showed a picture (below) of what the child claims was who he saw while in heaven!

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Now, in no way do we want to make fun of a child who claims to have went to heaven. However, we are wondering if Jesus has already returned and has been walking amongst us for years as a rock star!

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In a side by side comparison of the artist rendition of Jesus and a few pictures of Kenny Loggins circa 1983, we see an amazing resemblance! Can Kenny Loggins be Jesus returned?  I guess that depends on how big of a fan you are of Kenny Loggins.


Proof atheists become dumber when listening to Brannon Howse

December 14, 2014

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Proof atheists become dumber when listening to Brannon Howse

 

iTodyaso here. After a long break, I finally am back. This world needs more people like Truthslayer and me to defend our Nationalistic Religionist brethren like Brannon Howse who protect the faith once delivered. We have proof that atheists become dumber when listening to Brannon Howse! To quote an atheist:

Howse is the big cheese over at the beyond-right-wing house of delusion known as the Christian Worldview Network. I get their e-newsletters, and trust me, a more delirious exercise in concatenated crazy you will not find outside Arkham Asylum. It’s Christianity stripped down to its ugliest, basest form: ignorance, fear, and paranoia ooze from its every pixel. [1]

You can almost hear the angel weeping as this atheist sinks deeper and deep into the oozing pit of hell. I mean, here is another quote that seems at first off hand, but how close this sad atheist gets to the truth and then fails to see the truth of Brannon Howse’s version of Christianity! “Moreover, what’s funny about Howse’s whinefest is the way Howse implies that anyone criticizing him is criticizing all Christians and all Christianity. He, Howse, is Christianity, he seems to want us to think.” [2] Here the truth is stated! Moreover, here a soul is lost to atheism. Not to mention you can see the mental deterioration of this sad atheist, as he did not use a semi-colon properly!

 

 

 

[1] http://atheistexperience.blogspot.com/2009/02/hilarious-self-importance-of-brannon.html

 

[2]  Ibid Emphasis added to show the atheist’s improper grammar.


Monster Energy Drink is Satanic!

November 15, 2014

I am happy to be back as the Truth War may have changed but for we true Bible Believers there is always a new scare for us to point out. In this video we see that a dear ODM has figured out the codes the Monster Energy Company uses to convert unaware users to Satanism! Yes, Satanism! One drink and you too will rot in the Eternal Hell forever. Though I do hear rumor Rockstar Energy drink may donate a few cases to help those in Hell. We applaud anyone who has the time to waste to send out a message as important as this. BTW, Red Bull gives you wings so it is the official drink of the Self- Right Ones.!

Dr. iTodyaso


Book Review: How to Profit from the Coming Rapture

December 10, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

Everyone makes mistakes but the ODMafia. Everyone (except the ODMafia) may forget to write a date down or accidently not carry that two as they calculate the day of the Rapture, so, why not make money as you do? We know that we will be the Chosen One’s who make it, but a few of you may also have to stay behind as you were not as holy as we are. This book can be your survivor’s guide after the Rapture or bad date setting.

It will teach:

1. How to motivate people to give.

2. How to find the cheapest billboards in town to keep face while pocketing the rest of the money.

3. Get others to finance TV and radio spots while still giving money to fund your new Mercedes!

Taking from the knowledge of Tim and Evie Levy who interviews hundreds of past Rapture giants will show you how you too can live high on the fear of others.

Buy it now from us!


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