New Mystery/Thriller novel written by Slice of Laodicea: “Angles and He-mans!”

November 16, 2019

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Angles & He-Mans is a bestselling mystery-thriller novel written by Slice of Laodicea and published by Truth Books in 2000 is now a FEATURE LENGTH MOVIE. It revolves around the quest of fictional athletic he-man Harvard University angle-ologist Robert  “Truthster” Langdon to unravel the mysteries of a secret society called the Emerginati and to prevent a plot from annihilating Apprising City using destructive anti-truth. The book utilizes the historical fiction similar to the research techniques of many online discernmentalists.

It is rumoured to have head of Slice of Laodicea staffer on board for a cameo appearance …apparently revealling her short curly locks and bare arms in this provocative shot.

The novel introduces the character Robert “Truthster”Langdon, who is also the protagonist of Brown’s subsequent 2003 novel, The Da Emergent Code. It also shares many stylistic elements with its sequel, such as put downs, condescension, and judgmentalism.


ODMafia is proud to announce new certificate!

November 10, 2019

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The University of ODMafia is now offering the following certificate of learning with the following: Certificate of Specializing In Non-Essentials. This intense 6 week course will help you to argue over things that are not important (but make them central to your Christian walk) such as:

1) Disliking and picking fights with people who like Rob Bell

2) Disparaging anyone who likes any of Obama’s political ideas (Emphasis will be on guilt by association for any Evangelicals who have been asked to pray, or talk with the President)

3) Finding fault with every page of Rick Warren’s Purpose Driven Drivel Church

4) Attacking Rick Warren for his emphasis on Pauline apologetics (see Acts 17) when addressing the Muslims instead of zealous preaching of the Online Discernmentalist Gospel

5) Finding problems and issues with the Emerging Church (EC), even things that one would commonly agree with…but because they were from the EC it MUST be rejected and attacked.

You will find that this course will strengthen your ability and expertise as a Discernmentalist.


All new season of Loosed

November 6, 2019

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An all new season of our favourite characters from LOOSED are back. Just as a recap several truth warriors survive a plane crash on a mysterious island. Each is vying for the truth, too establish themselves as the ultimate truth warrior by prooving who is the most orthodox.  Could the Reformed Intelligensia Initiative be behind this insidiousness?

When several truth warriors are set LOOSE in the wilds of a remote island…what is the worst that can happen?

Stay tuned this season for all new episodes of….

LOOSED.


ODMafia Evaluating Christianity blog

November 2, 2019

scalesEvaluating Christianity (EC) states

I think it’s reasonable to hold someone who is representing himself to the world as an expert to the standards one would expect from such experts. Such standards include, at minimum, that if one reads someone else’s research and draws conclusions not present in the original article, you should (1) contact the original author to get his views; (2) represent that author’s views of your conclusions fairly in making your own argument; and (3) submit your argument to a scientific journal for review by other professional academic peers within the respective scientific community.”

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

First, we hope that EC means everyone but ODMafia….we get our information by osmosis…books are too time consuming…and research…all that thinking and evaluating. We prefer the Abomination Nation approach of just getting ” bare bones facts”….without the thinking.

Second, if you expect integrity from ODMs, we are above that, or beneath it…or whichever…we’re not sure.

Third, we are in the business of distorting the views of others, not detailing them with accuracy and honesty. We’re not sure who this is aimed at…but we’re sure getting darn steamed!!!! We’re about the truth…the absolute truth….what does integrity have to do with proper research when it is our duty (no wait ministry) to  safeguard truth which is weak, feeble and in need of our protection?

A word to Evaluating Christianity blog….if you need to evaluate Christianity…look no further than the absolute beacon of truthiness –THE ODMAFIA. We believe haughtiness, pride and arrogance is our first line of defense against so called investigators and thinkers. We are the special ops of truth, the line backers if you will to safe-guard the gospel, the truth and all things absolute.

Remember….there is no side but ours and our opinion…which is always decidedly the truth…which of course may look relative to you (when we change our minds due to something inconvenient – like the truth)…but never to us…because we like the word ‘absolute.’ Not sure if that makes sense, but it does to us because thinking comes easy to ODMafia…but we feel sorry for the rest of you who have to wade through this sturdy well thought out defence we call apologetics….especially if you can’t think as fast and as sharp as we can.


Take A Stand Ministries demonstrates “Truth Stretching….”

November 1, 2019

Every truth warrior knows that the first casualty in war is the truth. Of course the first casualty in a truth war to protect the truth is the truth. In order to protect the truth we need to spin, doctor, alter, change the truth because as all truth warriors know….truth falters, it is weak, and cannot defend itself on its own terms. We need to define truth at all times as absolute, and certain. We need platonic dualism (Driven by his desire to find an absolute certainty on which to base the search for knowledge) to defend truth. That is why Take A Stand Ministries is a master at truth stretching….actually this is quote similar to Discerning The Worlds “STRETCH TECHNOLOGY.” Nevertheless, ODMafia is fully behind this sort of discernmentalism.

Truthslayer….safeguarding the truth by spinning missives.


NEW DISCERNING THE WORLD 100% MORE TRUTHFUL!

October 31, 2019

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Discerning The World notes: “Ok, just to let you know. My blog is going on a trip, it packed it’s bags and moved into a comfy little server room. I’m just re-decorating the furniture. All my articles have been moved across and comments moved across as well. Except the the last 2 days, there might be some that I will have to manually copy across.”

Since then Discerning the World, the great preventer of truth-decay has moved here.

Keen discernmentalists everywhere believe that it should be called DISCERNING THE WORLD FOUR. An uber-genuine authentic blog for uber genuine authentic Christians” Still according to our research robot monkeys  NOW 100% more truthful than it was in its previous incarnation (we do not insinuate or imply that DTW is emulating or replicating Jesus’ incarnation, nevertheless if they were we can assure you that it would be 100% biblical). Adjusting for accuracy using our quantum probability discerner generator we may still be off as much as 60%-70%. Any mistakes are blamed on Rob Bell.

In terms of being genuine….the site promises to be MORE

1) Absolute

2) Unvarnished

3) and Unimpeachable

We believe that only a true ODM can achieve such marvelous goals and still undermine the character of others and call it ministry. ODMs everywhere are excited for version number 4!!!

Truthslayer


“Da-cirnamentalist Code” follow-up due in December

October 30, 2019

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NEW YORK (Reuters) – Author Dan Brown’s follow-up to his global hit “Da-cirnamentalist Code” will be released in the United States, Britain and Canada on December 15 and is titled “The Lost Research,” publisher Random House said on Monday. In this new installment hillbillies with bad French accents set out on a mission to solve the skills of discernmentalism…. probably the most complex mental gymnastics known to mankind.

As far as ODMafia is concerned NO ONE will truly understand the expertise of us discernmentalists….what we know is in the vault.

Da-cirnamentalist Code” has sold more than 70 million copies since its 2003 release and topped best-seller lists worldwide, outraging the Vatican and some Catholics because of the fictional story lines about the Emerging Church and the Catholic Church.

Five million copies of “The Lost Research,” which again features the fictional, mystery-solving Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon, will be printed — the largest first print run in the history of Random House. Now with a featured film version included with every book.

 

This book/film combo is ODMafia backed—Truthslayer and Don Jobson endorsed


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