“Truthslayer: Reloaded” not firing on any cylinders

May 19, 2020

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NEW YORK (Hollywood Reporter) – That’s it!!!

Network programmers have officially run out of ideas. How else to explain “Truthslayer: Reloaded,” a half-hour from Truth Media that’s part video game, part truthathon and part, um, “variety” show?

If that fails to draw crowds to this less than innovative TV program, the networks will try something more original such as a show about nothing.

Stay tuned!

Truthslayer


China Vies to Be World’s Leader in Electric Cars Reveals our Research Robot Monkeys

May 18, 2020

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ExtraPhobia News: In hard hitting discernmentalism we have discovered China vies to be car leader. A spokesman for Apprising Ministries (AM) and Slice of Laodicea view this move as unbiblical and against absolute truth. The big Three AM suggested alludes to the trinity…..China is attempting to be unitarian and we need to stop this in the name of absolute truth.”

Truthslayer


Apprising Ministries May Have Accused CRN.INFO of Worldliness

May 12, 2020

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Celebrating AM’s Legacy of Aspiring to Misinform- Apprising Ministries (AM) using the latest in Bible Discernment technology have have found that CRN.INFO is using worldly tools. AM was rumoured to have said the following after an  interview with some dude who mumbled the following as quoted by AM “If you notice on the left hand side of their blog….they have a link to a glossary of logic.” AM in more insightful apprisingness notes “Logic is entirely pagan and worldly, in fact the word logic is not found in the bible and CRN.INFO is in danger of apostasy….we should not be thinking logically, but rather Biblically.” Slice of Laodicea, always mindful that morals and IQs are ever circling the drain (a real quote – seriously) will likely further probe this damning evidence, and accuse us ODMafia of using a cuss word (ie Damning).


Rob Bell Apprised via Apprising Ministries via Christian Research Network

April 19, 2020

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From the Ken Silvan Archives:

Through in depth research Christian Research Network “was asked if I had some information which would help him in exposing the grave theological errors in Bell’s nearly pelagian quasi-universalism since they are now recommending Bell as well.”

We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia are not sure exactly what “nearly pelagian quasi-universalism” is but it sure sounds icky, dangerous and bad-boy!

‘Nearly  pelagian’….very close but not quite! So we do not want to support anything that quite fuzzy…. That is why we stand against faux fur in case it is not Bible based.

Truthslayer- rightfully appraised


Rob Bell outed for ‘nearly pelagian quasi-universalism’…

April 18, 2020

Our team of fearless researchers began research on the topic  of “nearly pelagian quasi-univephonyrsalism” We  at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia like the idea of tainting others with “isms’ that sound dangerous, and labels that we do not understand. Therefore our team of keen truthers will continue to accuse and take anything out of context to support and further our side. Truth matters, especially Online Discernmentalist Truth. Afterall, discernmentalists realize that truth must prevail…even if it is based on distortions and fabrications.

It does not matter how the truth wars are won….just as long as we are on the winning side.

Truthslayer—are we Winning yet?


From the archives of the Ken Silvan Center: APPRISING MINISTRIES COMES UP WITH DIRT!

April 16, 2020

 

The Online Discernmentalist Mafia saw it coming from a mile away. We discern what others merely dream of. Despite our advanced technologies used in discernmentalism Apprising Ministries has come up with a very far reaching technological advancement to discernmentalism. Apprising Ministries without much fanfare, shunning worldly media such as Christianity Today, announced the invention of DIRT. It is an acronym for Direct Interpretation Revelation and Translation. Apprising Ministries was quoted as saying “We have the most direct revelation yet…..our revelatory insights into revelation are so far reaching that by using DIRT we can look into the bible and SEE the backs of our heads at the same time.”

Other discernmentalist ministries such as Eric Barger’s Take a Stand and Slice of Laodicea were quoted as saying “Now apostate emergent types have no place to hide, in addition fact Rick Warren will be shown to be the disingenuous heretical maniacal and diabolical false church teacher that he is and exposed for all the world to see.”  Take A Stand Ministries suggested “We can use DIRT to show that George Bush did indeed have weapons of mass deception, I mean destruction and revise history as we see fit!”

 We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia fully support DIRT and historical revisionism as well if it will suit our needs. Stop thinking and let us do it for you!

 

Truthslayer—archive director


Former Beagles, Slice of Laodicea, John MacArthur unite for charity

April 13, 2020

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Former Beagles members, Slice of Laodicea and John MacArthur wowed Radio City Music Hall, discerning together for the first time in seven years with a star-studded backup research group, at a benefit to introduce children to Discernmental meditation.

The former Discernmentalists accused three people of heresy while together, they also broke out in song including such hits as “I Saw Her Sinning There,” “Magical Discernmentalist Tour”, “All you need is absolute truth,” while Apprising Ministries, Eric Barger’s Take a Stand Ministries, Red Pen and Herescope provided reseachmentalist accompaniment.

Truthslayer reports


UK looks at Online Discernmentalist threat on London

March 11, 2020

 

 

A17P_1_20120813_19500389UK officials are studying whether a Online Discernmentalists leader blamed for the character assassination of John Armstrong poses a credible threat to the UK, a top UK military official said on Wednesday. They have committed other character assassinations in the past and are therefore concerned. “Everyone is quite riveted on analyzing that and seeing what further we can find out,” UK Army General Rick Warren said in testimony before the Senate Armed Services Committee.

Stay tuned to NDC (Nationalist Discernmentalist News Networks) for further updates.

Truthslayer 


Crosstalk blog….another mighty discernment blog

December 28, 2019

The ODMafia is always impressed when blogs arise to support Jesus America. We believe that it is a mighty work of God to support and love Jesus America. Thank-goodness for a blog that is this forthright in supporting Jesus America.

Thank goodness for Crosstalk….who would defend Jesus and the poor poor undefended, defensless, and downtrodden America without this blog? Maybe Talk Radio but without much cross?

There are other Blogs with crosses to cross but without much Talk Radio talking points… thankfully we like CrosstalkBlog promise to never leave our crosses without Talk Radio talking points and never compromise our Talk Radio talking points with the cross.

And remember Jesus America saves!

Truthslayer—never cross Jesus America or there’ll be more than talk


IS PAUL PROCTOR DRIVING CHURCH NUMBERS DOWN?

November 29, 2019

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Using his discernmentalist skills Paul Proctor is quoted as saying “The reports are everywhere now about the declining numbers of church members and baptisms – especially among Southern Baptists…Everyone is trying to figure out what’s wrong.” Having insight into God’s will Proctor notes “This might come as a shock to many, but I would suggest that the answer here might just be nothing is wrong – that those declining numbers that are troubling the pulpits of American churches right now may well be God’s will being carried out by His own being called out of a growing apostasy flourishing within them.”

Of course it could be that the numbers have been over exaggerated by attendees who never actually go to church, or members defecting to other denominations, or house churches….but we digress…

Paul further states “If God is in control, as so many of today’s church members are fond of saying – then He must also be in control of the declining numbers.” However, we do not want to blame God for Paul Proctor presumptuous claims…we at the ODMafia however do want to claim him as an expert discernmentalist

…if he can read the mind of God…we want him on our side.

Truthslayer


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