May 14, 2020
Have you heard that the Bible is about Jesus? Or that Christianity is about Jesus? Congratulations you’re a False Convert as that’s just what the Emergents like the evil grace-hating Semi-pelaguy man-lover Iggy want you to believe. As one Discernmentalist has discernmentalized:
Christians have a “Jesus-intoxicated mentality” planted in their head by years of religious brain-washing. This has produced a strange preconceived notion that Jesus is mentioned in the Hebrew bible. Christians already know the events in the life of their Jesus, and will read anything, even the novel Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, and with those preconceived notions will say; “lookie right here, it tells of Jesus.”
Accordingly, Christians use some isolated sentences found in Isaiah 53 as their so-called proof text that these are prophecies of Jesus’ death. Unfortunately, Christians read the Hebrew bible (they called it the Old Testament) from the outside in, instead of correctly reading it from the inside out. Why? Because their “Jesus-intoxicated mentality” tells them their man-god Jesus is found in there.
In fact, the Hebrew bible does not contain a single reference to Jesus! The “Jesus-intoxicated mentality” prevents Christians from thinking clearly.
Todd Friel and D. James Kennedy agree as:
“Christianity is not based on the teachings of Jesus.”
—D. James Kennedy.
April 19, 2020
From the Ken Silvan Archives:
Through in depth research Christian Research Network “was asked if I had some information which would help him in exposing the grave theological errors in Bell’s nearly pelagian quasi-universalism since they are now recommending Bell as well.”
We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia are not sure exactly what “nearly pelagian quasi-universalism” is but it sure sounds icky, dangerous and bad-boy!
‘Nearly pelagian’….very close but not quite! So we do not want to support anything that quite fuzzy…. That is why we stand against faux fur in case it is not Bible based.
Truthslayer- rightfully appraised
April 16, 2020
The Online Discernmentalist Mafia saw it coming from a mile away. We discern what others merely dream of. Despite our advanced technologies used in discernmentalism Apprising Ministries has come up with a very far reaching technological advancement to discernmentalism. Apprising Ministries without much fanfare, shunning worldly media such as Christianity Today, announced the invention of DIRT. It is an acronym for Direct Interpretation Revelation and Translation. Apprising Ministries was quoted as saying “We have the most direct revelation yet…..our revelatory insights into revelation are so far reaching that by using DIRT we can look into the bible and SEE the backs of our heads at the same time.”
Other discernmentalist ministries such as Eric Barger’s Take a Stand and Slice of Laodicea were quoted as saying “Now apostate emergent types have no place to hide, in addition fact Rick Warren will be shown to be the disingenuous heretical maniacal and diabolical false church teacher that he is and exposed for all the world to see.” Take A Stand Ministries suggested “We can use DIRT to show that George Bush did indeed have weapons of mass deception, I mean destruction and revise history as we see fit!”
We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia fully support DIRT and historical revisionism as well if it will suit our needs. Stop thinking and let us do it for you!
April 12, 2020
We forbid the celebration of Easter with a commendable hatred. Those false Romish doctrines are nothing but Ishtar-worship. Putting on a Puritan’s
behind mind Sharon Whitley adds: “I don’t think it should be celebrated anywhere in the church both corporately or privately. Its a worldly globalist observance not of God.” Just think on this Muslim Socialist Obama celebrates it so that should tell you all you need to know.
Besides that Feminist Mothra priestesses were the first ones to preach Easter sermons—and feminism is against the Pure Doctrines of the Council of Biblical MANHOOD and womanhood. Obamanation.
Elder Dilday exposits: “Those who celebrate Easter belong to the Papal antichrist and will burn brighter in hell—thank our angry SOVEREIGN god PRAISE DORT.”
So remember to worship God only on the Popish-pagan day of worship Sunday and put on a Puritan’s
behind mind like us or else.
March 25, 2020
Once again our
fragile Doctrines are under attack as they have been corrupted by articles posted online. Thankfully none of our own totally twist Scripture nor missuse the Greek language. Especially not our Pope of all Truth John MacArthur (PBUH) who is the Greatest source on the Bible of all time as he rejects most of the church and teaches Pre-millennial Dispensationalism (which was only invented in the 1800s).
For as we all know the Church immemorial has taught the Doctrine of Amillennialism and that the “snatching up of saints” speaks of the Resurrection of saints not some secret rapture.
This is why we the ODMafia must Take a stand in our Discernmentalism.
March 12, 2020
In a pandemic of epic proportions the Center for Discernmental Diseases (CDD) reports that 100s of Discrnmentalists have been affected by the “Discerna” virus. Eric Barger has already discerned: “I suppose those who are writing or repeating that sort of condemnation believe that only a select few are “woke” enough to walk the straight and narrow of political correctness. What about “Lime Disease,” the origin of which is Lime, Connecticut, or “Ebola,” named for a river in the African Republic of Congo, or “Zika” or “West Nile,” both of which originated in Uganda, or the Swine Flu, from, you guessed it, pigs? How far will the PC nonsense go!?”
Other Discernmentalists have discernmentalized that the “Discerna” virus is a moral good for Ayn Rand’s social-Darwinism.
So if you or any of your loved ones have been stricken by the “Discerna” virus—-the ODMafia recommends mothballs for your protection. Only $9,999! Act now and get a Holy HAND GRENADE free with purchase…results may vary.
February 17, 2020
“Great preacher Charles Spurgeon described “soul-winning [as] the chief business . . . of every true believer.” Step into soul-winning boot camp today with John MacArthur on “Grace to You,” as he studies the lifesaving mission God calls you to.”
You hear that? Clearly soul-winning is a code-word for Easy-Believism and Easy-Believism is code-word for Arminianism—which is free-will worshipping semi-Pelagian heresy—the road to Rome! We’ve also discernmentalized that lifesaving mission is code-word for Missional-minded Christianity and this is what those Emerging/Emergent apostates teach:
“Missional Christian faith asserts that Jesus did not come to make some people saved and others condemned. Jesus did not come to help some people be right while leaving everyone else to be wrong. Jesus did not come to create another exclusive religion (based on beliefs).”
– Brian McLaren, A Generous Orthodoxy, p.120
Christian Research Network using backbones transplanted to them after the passing of our late mentor add:
The emphasis on being “missional” is often made in such a way so as to insinuate that all they are really doing is removing the Gospel message from cultural constraints. (Source)
The Missional deception is a change of emphasis in a church from outward focused evangelism with inward focused spiritual growth to inward focused “evangelism lite” with little or no emphasis on the spiritual growth of the members. The Church was viewed by our pastor and his people as their “church plant” in our community from which they would be a missional focused church ministering to the seekers who came to see what all the fuss was about. What is “Missional”? Is it the same thing as having a missionary focus like that church I used to belong to before its takeover by the Innovation Cult? No, it is different. The first way it is different is that it sees itself as “incarnational.” What does this mean? Instead of the focus being on the church and what goes on inside as far as worship, Bible Study, fellowship, and preaching, the emphasis is on being involved in the community. (Source)
From all this we can conclude that JMac (PBUH) has emerged into a Missional church mindset—condemned by his own words:
“The movement’s main trendsetters relentlessly pressure pastors to contextualize their ministry and message so that the church can stay in step with these postmodern times. Missional strategies that truncate the gospel or overshadow it with gimmickry and entertainment are not going to win the culture in this or any other age (Rom 10). In fact, the quest for the world’s approval is nothing less than spiritual harlotry.”
Update- our keen researchmentalists have pointed out this previous post of ours proving this post further as we’ve already apprised:
December 28, 2019
The ODMafia is always impressed when blogs arise to support Jesus America. We believe that it is a mighty work of God to support and love Jesus America. Thank-goodness for a blog that is this forthright in supporting Jesus America.
Thank goodness for Crosstalk….who would defend
Jesus and the poor poor undefended, defensless, and downtrodden America without this blog? Maybe Talk Radio but without much cross?
There are other Blogs with crosses to cross but without much Talk Radio talking points… thankfully we like CrosstalkBlog promise to never leave our crosses without Talk Radio talking points and never compromise our Talk Radio talking points with the cross.
Jesus America saves!
Jesus America or there’ll be more than talk
December 20, 2019
Getting back to Chick-Fil-A—lest we forget as my esteemed colleague and ever-Discernmentalizing co-Truth-Warrior in the truthiness of John MacArthur’s Truth War (PBUI) Dr. Pastor-Teacher I. Todyaso has reminded me that there are other restaurants among us compromising our Discernmentalist values. We mustn’t stop with just our campaign to re-sanctify and re-Christianize chicken restaurants when unbiblical seafood restaurants are allowed to exist. If these restaurants continue to align with dark forces that go against our Doctrines and compromise their stand by caving in to bullies—we Discernmentalist Christians will stop supporting them and they will die out. That’s why:
We must rally all our fellow Discernmentalists and Truth Warriors to bring all of God’s law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join us in the crusade against Long John Silver’s and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye’s shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.
American Gospel from the Discernmentalist Bible is Clear:
We’ve even heard unbiblical seafood leads to all kinds of evil including having ties to the Mafia—so much evil that lobsters have even wrecked empires. Shrimp have been implicated in various scandals over the years.
Noted Sintologist Franklin Graham adds: “If unbiblical seafood restaurants recommit to biblical Discernmentalist values, refuse donations from the Mob, and clarify their stances on child slavery and Traditional biblical seafood, we believe much of this will heal and these seafood restaurants will be back in business and their current base of support will continue. If these seafood restaurants don’t, then we’re afraid what Mike Huckabee said will stand true: “Most seafood restaurants have made a Big Mistake!”
Update: Unbiblical seafood exporters tied to coercion; slavery and mass homicide:
The labourers come from Thailand’s much poorer neighbours Myanmar and Cambodia. Brokers illegally charge them fees to get jobs, trapping them into working on fishing vessels and at ports, mills and seafood farms in Thailand to pay back more money than they can ever earn.
“Sometimes, the net is too heavy and workers get pulled into the water and just disappear. When someone dies, he gets thrown into the water,” one Burmese worker told the non-profit organization Verité commissioned by Nestle.
“I have been working on this boat for 10 years. I have no savings. I am barely surviving,” said another. “Life is very difficult here.”
Update #2: Unbiblical seafood restaurant implicated in drug trafficking.
Update #3: Unbiblical seafood industry caught- Feds: Shrimp boat smuggled illegal immigrants into America.