August 29, 2020
Fresh from our presses we bring you a new course from the good old days. Learn how Whataboutism came about and how you can use this effective tool to up your Discernmentalism game. Soon you’ll be out-arguing the enemy tenfold. Increase your scorecard using these simple tactics—examples-
The lamestream media reports a hate crime:
- What about black on black crime?
- What about the racism toward white men?
A gay starts talking about his or her fears:
- What about the persecution of straight white men?
- What about your bigotry towards conservative Christian businesses?
Someone accuses Trump supporters of racism:
- What about the Democrats? They’re the party of the KKK.
- What about liberal blacks and Hollywood being racist towards straight white men?
Get it–got it good because we told you so.
July 27, 2020
John Moore Jonas, as I have said many times, MOST churches preach a “SINNING CHRISTIAN” GOSPEL that neither Jesus nor His Father have any part in!
And as David Wilkerson said some 30 years ago “I believe there are entire denominations that GOD HAS LEFT!”
At the time Bro Wilkerson made that statement I thought he may have been a little over the top! However, since then I see I WAS VERY WRONG!
Now, if you think that sinning doesn’t separate you from God, then that’s up to you. But the only Biblical character who taught such a belief was Lucifer!
So this is the reason I posted what I did. Hopefully, people in such churches will, like the prodigal son, “COME TO THEIR SENSES” and return to their Father!
May 14, 2020
Have you heard that the Bible is about Jesus? Or that Christianity is about Jesus? Congratulations you’re a False Convert as that’s just what the Emergents like the evil grace-hating Semi-pelaguy man-lover Iggy want you to believe. As one Discernmentalist has discernmentalized:
Christians have a “Jesus-intoxicated mentality” planted in their head by years of religious brain-washing. This has produced a strange preconceived notion that Jesus is mentioned in the Hebrew bible. Christians already know the events in the life of their Jesus, and will read anything, even the novel Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, and with those preconceived notions will say; “lookie right here, it tells of Jesus.”
Accordingly, Christians use some isolated sentences found in Isaiah 53 as their so-called proof text that these are prophecies of Jesus’ death. Unfortunately, Christians read the Hebrew bible (they called it the Old Testament) from the outside in, instead of correctly reading it from the inside out. Why? Because their “Jesus-intoxicated mentality” tells them their man-god Jesus is found in there.
In fact, the Hebrew bible does not contain a single reference to Jesus! The “Jesus-intoxicated mentality” prevents Christians from thinking clearly.
Todd Friel and D. James Kennedy agree as:
“Christianity is not based on the teachings of Jesus.”
—D. James Kennedy.
April 19, 2020
From the Ken Silvan Archives:
Through in depth research Christian Research Network “was asked if I had some information which would help him in exposing the grave theological errors in Bell’s nearly pelagian quasi-universalism since they are now recommending Bell as well.”
We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia are not sure exactly what “nearly pelagian quasi-universalism” is but it sure sounds icky, dangerous and bad-boy!
‘Nearly pelagian’….very close but not quite! So we do not want to support anything that quite fuzzy…. That is why we stand against faux fur in case it is not Bible based.
Truthslayer- rightfully appraised
April 16, 2020
The Online Discernmentalist Mafia saw it coming from a mile away. We discern what others merely dream of. Despite our advanced technologies used in discernmentalism Apprising Ministries has come up with a very far reaching technological advancement to discernmentalism. Apprising Ministries without much fanfare, shunning worldly media such as Christianity Today, announced the invention of DIRT. It is an acronym for Direct Interpretation Revelation and Translation. Apprising Ministries was quoted as saying “We have the most direct revelation yet…..our revelatory insights into revelation are so far reaching that by using DIRT we can look into the bible and SEE the backs of our heads at the same time.”
Other discernmentalist ministries such as Eric Barger’s Take a Stand and Slice of Laodicea were quoted as saying “Now apostate emergent types have no place to hide, in addition fact Rick Warren will be shown to be the disingenuous heretical maniacal and diabolical false church teacher that he is and exposed for all the world to see.” Take A Stand Ministries suggested “We can use DIRT to show that George Bush did indeed have weapons of mass deception, I mean destruction and revise history as we see fit!”
We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia fully support DIRT and historical revisionism as well if it will suit our needs. Stop thinking and let us do it for you!
April 12, 2020
We forbid the celebration of Easter with a commendable hatred. Those false Romish doctrines are nothing but Ishtar-worship. Putting on a Puritan’s
behind mind Sharon Whitley adds: “I don’t think it should be celebrated anywhere in the church both corporately or privately. Its a worldly globalist observance not of God.” Just think on this Muslim Socialist Obama celebrates it so that should tell you all you need to know.
Besides that Feminist Mothra priestesses were the first ones to preach Easter sermons—and feminism is against the Pure Doctrines of the Council of Biblical MANHOOD and womanhood. Obamanation.
Elder Dilday exposits: “Those who celebrate Easter belong to the Papal antichrist and will burn brighter in hell—thank our angry SOVEREIGN god PRAISE DORT.”
So remember to worship God only on the Popish-pagan day of worship Sunday and put on a Puritan’s
behind mind like us or else.
March 25, 2020
Once again our
fragile Doctrines are under attack as they have been corrupted by articles posted online. Thankfully none of our own totally twist Scripture nor missuse the Greek language. Especially not our Pope of all Truth John MacArthur (PBUH) who is the Greatest source on the Bible of all time as he rejects most of the church and teaches Pre-millennial Dispensationalism (which was only invented in the 1800s).
For as we all know the Church immemorial has taught the Doctrine of Amillennialism and that the “snatching up of saints” speaks of the Resurrection of saints not some secret rapture.
This is why we the ODMafia must Take a stand in our Discernmentalism.
March 12, 2020
In a pandemic of epic proportions the Center for Discernmental Diseases (CDD) reports that 100s of Discrnmentalists have been affected by the “Discerna” virus. Eric Barger has already discerned: “I suppose those who are writing or repeating that sort of condemnation believe that only a select few are “woke” enough to walk the straight and narrow of political correctness. What about “Lime Disease,” the origin of which is Lime, Connecticut, or “Ebola,” named for a river in the African Republic of Congo, or “Zika” or “West Nile,” both of which originated in Uganda, or the Swine Flu, from, you guessed it, pigs? How far will the PC nonsense go!?”
Other Discernmentalists have discernmentalized that the “Discerna” virus is a moral good for Ayn Rand’s social-Darwinism.
So if you or any of your loved ones have been stricken by the “Discerna” virus—-the ODMafia recommends mothballs for your protection. Only $9,999! Act now and get a Holy HAND GRENADE free with purchase…results may vary.
February 17, 2020
“Great preacher Charles Spurgeon described “soul-winning [as] the chief business . . . of every true believer.” Step into soul-winning boot camp today with John MacArthur on “Grace to You,” as he studies the lifesaving mission God calls you to.”
You hear that? Clearly soul-winning is a code-word for Easy-Believism and Easy-Believism is code-word for Arminianism—which is free-will worshipping semi-Pelagian heresy—the road to Rome! We’ve also discernmentalized that lifesaving mission is code-word for Missional-minded Christianity and this is what those Emerging/Emergent apostates teach:
“Missional Christian faith asserts that Jesus did not come to make some people saved and others condemned. Jesus did not come to help some people be right while leaving everyone else to be wrong. Jesus did not come to create another exclusive religion (based on beliefs).”
– Brian McLaren, A Generous Orthodoxy, p.120
Christian Research Network using backbones transplanted to them after the passing of our late mentor add:
The emphasis on being “missional” is often made in such a way so as to insinuate that all they are really doing is removing the Gospel message from cultural constraints. (Source)
The Missional deception is a change of emphasis in a church from outward focused evangelism with inward focused spiritual growth to inward focused “evangelism lite” with little or no emphasis on the spiritual growth of the members. The Church was viewed by our pastor and his people as their “church plant” in our community from which they would be a missional focused church ministering to the seekers who came to see what all the fuss was about. What is “Missional”? Is it the same thing as having a missionary focus like that church I used to belong to before its takeover by the Innovation Cult? No, it is different. The first way it is different is that it sees itself as “incarnational.” What does this mean? Instead of the focus being on the church and what goes on inside as far as worship, Bible Study, fellowship, and preaching, the emphasis is on being involved in the community. (Source)
From all this we can conclude that JMac (PBUH) has emerged into a Missional church mindset—condemned by his own words:
“The movement’s main trendsetters relentlessly pressure pastors to contextualize their ministry and message so that the church can stay in step with these postmodern times. Missional strategies that truncate the gospel or overshadow it with gimmickry and entertainment are not going to win the culture in this or any other age (Rom 10). In fact, the quest for the world’s approval is nothing less than spiritual harlotry.”
Update- our keen researchmentalists have pointed out this previous post of ours proving this post further as we’ve already apprised: