Preaching our Good News that None of You are Saved

July 27, 2020

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John Moore Jonas, as I have said many times, MOST churches preach a “SINNING CHRISTIAN” GOSPEL that neither Jesus nor His Father have any part in!

And as David Wilkerson said some 30 years ago “I believe there are entire denominations that GOD HAS LEFT!”

At the time Bro Wilkerson made that statement I thought he may have been a little over the top! However, since then I see I WAS VERY WRONG!

Now, if you think that sinning doesn’t separate you from God, then that’s up to you. But the only Biblical character who taught such a belief was Lucifer!

So this is the reason I posted what I did. Hopefully, people in such churches will, like the prodigal son, “COME TO THEIR SENSES” and return to their Father!


“Socialism is everywhere;” Discernmentalists say noting: “and we’re under assault.”

April 17, 2020

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4 out of 10 Discernmentalists polled agreed the best way to stop Socialism is to stop talking about socialism. Quote: “These crackpots yelling about socialism need to immediately disconnect their upline relatives from Social Security and Medicare—–and see how life goes at the family level.”—WeakTruthDefender

An overly sensitive and ridiculously politically correct film review has about as much to do with a “radical left view point” as fiscal conservatism had with TARP or Regans bank bailouts, multiplying the national debt, or Marxism has with obamacare etc. Some people just like to be offended by things. If u think the spectrum of right and left is the American political system you should look elsewhere. Michelle Dodd posts a good rebuttal to this review and manages not to attack anyone personally which is even more impressive.
-personal attack comment is directed at ‘huh?’

However those discernmentalists are wrong as they are impure in our Truth War Doctrines as TRUE John MacArthur (PBUH) tRUTH Warriors know that Socialism is everywhere and it’s out to get us:

This whole article makes me want to vomit. From the bias of the author to the Uber-rich kids who go to a Catholic university that is Catholic in name only.  Perhaps Soros money would be preferred? Or Clinton money? Or Bloomberg money? How about Bezos money? These wanna be socialist students and professors are either naive or hypocrites. This is proof of what happens when you replace economics and civics with SJW garbage in K-12.

We know everything but our Doctrines is socialism or a nefarious agenda. So all best get right with us before they die.

The ODMafia not funded by Koch money—-nothing nefarious about that at all—pay no attention to our money trail*

 

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https://pando.com/2014/07/24/as-reasons-editor-defends-its-racist-history-heres-a-copy-of-its-holocaust-denial-special-issue/

 


Pope implicated in Pizza Scheme

April 16, 2020

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Pope suspected of pizza scam as discernmentalized by our Research Robot Monkeys.

After it was reported that he ate pizza around kids. “That’s how the Globalist Socialist queerosexual peedo agenda gets you.”-Alex “Pizzagate” Jones said. “He must be spiritcooking.”– Jan “Q stands for cukoo” Jones.

Proofs…

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Pope posing with Obama lover of the farts. The name of this painting just happens to be “Satan Ascendant” by Black Sabbath from 1666 which features the openly-satanic witch best known (to us) for her Spirit Cooking and involvement with the Podestas” also Ozzy OSBOURNE SONGS. Ozzy also known to us for biting the head off of a bat—proof this photo is sinisterly satanic.

Follow the crust….poo confirmed…flush your own toilet…watch out for the gate.

Thankfully our messiah has no ties with the Pope.

In case you doubt my credentials:

“I myself have been a forty-five year student of the satanically inspired, centuries-old conspiracy to use government, education, and media to destroy every vestige of Christianity within our society and establish a new world order. Having read at least fifty books on the Illuminati, I am convinced that it exists and can be blamed for many of man’s inhumane actions against his fellow man during the past two hundred years.”

I. Todyaso—where’s the Conspiracy?

 


From the archives of the Ken Silvan Center: APPRISING MINISTRIES COMES UP WITH DIRT!

April 16, 2020

 

The Online Discernmentalist Mafia saw it coming from a mile away. We discern what others merely dream of. Despite our advanced technologies used in discernmentalism Apprising Ministries has come up with a very far reaching technological advancement to discernmentalism. Apprising Ministries without much fanfare, shunning worldly media such as Christianity Today, announced the invention of DIRT. It is an acronym for Direct Interpretation Revelation and Translation. Apprising Ministries was quoted as saying “We have the most direct revelation yet…..our revelatory insights into revelation are so far reaching that by using DIRT we can look into the bible and SEE the backs of our heads at the same time.”

Other discernmentalist ministries such as Eric Barger’s Take a Stand and Slice of Laodicea were quoted as saying “Now apostate emergent types have no place to hide, in addition fact Rick Warren will be shown to be the disingenuous heretical maniacal and diabolical false church teacher that he is and exposed for all the world to see.”  Take A Stand Ministries suggested “We can use DIRT to show that George Bush did indeed have weapons of mass deception, I mean destruction and revise history as we see fit!”

 We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia fully support DIRT and historical revisionism as well if it will suit our needs. Stop thinking and let us do it for you!

 

Truthslayer—archive director


Easter: The Devil’s Day

April 12, 2020

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We forbid the celebration of Easter with a commendable hatred. Those false Romish doctrines are nothing but Ishtar-worship. Putting on a Puritan’s behind mind Sharon Whitley adds: “I don’t think it should be celebrated anywhere in the church both corporately or privately. Its a worldly globalist observance not of God.” Just think on this Muslim Socialist Obama celebrates it so that should tell you all you need to know.

Besides that Feminist Mothra priestesses were the first  ones to preach Easter sermons—and feminism is against the Pure Doctrines of the Council of Biblical MANHOOD and womanhood. Obamanation.

Elder Dilday exposits: “Those who celebrate Easter belong to  the Papal antichrist and will burn brighter in hell—thank our angry SOVEREIGN god PRAISE  DORT.”

So remember to worship God only on the Popish-pagan day of worship Sunday and put on a Puritan’s behind mind like us or else.


UK looks at Online Discernmentalist threat on London

March 11, 2020

 

 

A17P_1_20120813_19500389UK officials are studying whether a Online Discernmentalists leader blamed for the character assassination of John Armstrong poses a credible threat to the UK, a top UK military official said on Wednesday. They have committed other character assassinations in the past and are therefore concerned. “Everyone is quite riveted on analyzing that and seeing what further we can find out,” UK Army General Rick Warren said in testimony before the Senate Armed Services Committee.

Stay tuned to NDC (Nationalist Discernmentalist News Networks) for further updates.

Truthslayer 


Seafood Restaurants compromising our True Biblical American Values!

December 20, 2019

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Getting back to Chick-Fil-A—lest we forget as my esteemed colleague and ever-Discernmentalizing co-Truth-Warrior in the truthiness of John MacArthur’s Truth War (PBUI) Dr. Pastor-Teacher I. Todyaso has reminded me that there are other restaurants among us compromising our Discernmentalist values. We mustn’t stop with just our campaign to re-sanctify and re-Christianize chicken restaurants when unbiblical seafood restaurants are allowed to exist. If these restaurants continue to align with dark forces that go against our Doctrines and compromise their stand by caving in to bullies—we Discernmentalist Christians will stop supporting them and they will die out. That’s why:

We must rally all our fellow Discernmentalists and Truth Warriors to bring all of God’s law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join us in the crusade against Long John Silver’s and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye’s shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.

Our American Gospel from the Discernmentalist Bible is Clear:

We’ve even heard unbiblical seafood leads to all kinds of evil including having ties to the Mafia—so much evil that lobsters have even wrecked empires. Shrimp have been implicated in various scandals over the years.

Noted Sintologist Franklin Graham adds: “If unbiblical seafood restaurants recommit to biblical Discernmentalist values, refuse donations from the Mob, and clarify their stances on child slavery and Traditional biblical seafood, we believe much of this will heal and these seafood restaurants will be back in business and their current base of support will continue. If these seafood restaurants don’t, then we’re afraid what Mike Huckabee said will stand true: “Most seafood restaurants have made a Big Mistake!”

Update: Unbiblical seafood exporters tied to coercion; slavery and mass homicide:

The labourers come from Thailand’s much poorer neighbours Myanmar and Cambodia. Brokers illegally charge them fees to get jobs, trapping them into working on fishing vessels and at ports, mills and seafood farms in Thailand to pay back more money than they can ever earn.

“Sometimes, the net is too heavy and workers get pulled into the water and just disappear. When someone dies, he gets thrown into the water,” one Burmese worker told the non-profit organization Verité commissioned by Nestle.

“I have been working on this boat for 10 years. I have no savings. I am barely surviving,” said another. “Life is very difficult here.”

Update #2: Unbiblical seafood restaurant implicated in drug trafficking.

Update #3: Unbiblical seafood industry caught- Feds: Shrimp boat smuggled illegal immigrants into America.

 


IS PAUL PROCTOR DRIVING CHURCH NUMBERS DOWN?

November 29, 2019

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Using his discernmentalist skills Paul Proctor is quoted as saying “The reports are everywhere now about the declining numbers of church members and baptisms – especially among Southern Baptists…Everyone is trying to figure out what’s wrong.” Having insight into God’s will Proctor notes “This might come as a shock to many, but I would suggest that the answer here might just be nothing is wrong – that those declining numbers that are troubling the pulpits of American churches right now may well be God’s will being carried out by His own being called out of a growing apostasy flourishing within them.”

Of course it could be that the numbers have been over exaggerated by attendees who never actually go to church, or members defecting to other denominations, or house churches….but we digress…

Paul further states “If God is in control, as so many of today’s church members are fond of saying – then He must also be in control of the declining numbers.” However, we do not want to blame God for Paul Proctor presumptuous claims…we at the ODMafia however do want to claim him as an expert discernmentalist

…if he can read the mind of God…we want him on our side.

Truthslayer


Using Jesus as our Weapon (Reloaded)!

November 27, 2019

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Jesus don’t backpedal, HE don’t play, and HE ain’t politically correct. Just don’t use Jesus as a non-politically correct weapon against our political doctrines like capitalism and guns as only we Truth Warriors have the divine call to tear a new hole in others. We know that we’re right because we’re RIGHT just like the Bible says as we knew our Discernmentalist teachers “disciplined” the left-handed students in our classes with a cane and forced them to write with their right hand. That was in the mid-sixties. We were told the reason was because writing with the left hand was a sign of the devil. When I grew up I learned that measure of “discipline” was administered because in holy scripture it says that Jesus sits at the right hand of God. Get it? Because Jesus sits at God’s right hand everything having to do with the left must therefore obviously be of the devil.

The world can all go out and support immorality for teenagers and adults, Christ will not. He is the same yesterday, today and forever – He doesn’t change except when we changed Him to support our Republican agenda; America First; guns and warmongering; etc. For as we always have taught that Jesus is our weapon, we can use Him to abuse those who we deem less deserving of God’s grace than we are and that He hates leftists or anyone suspected of leftism or even appearing and sounding leftist most of all. So, we encourage all those who follow the Online Disernmentalist Mafia Creed to go forth in joy knowing you are doing the will of our Doctrine and Our God.

Sola Scriptura!

Don Jobson inspired by I. Todyaso


Under Attack by one of our Own note…

November 26, 2019

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Name Withheld has openly assaulted Discernmentalists as he has stated: “Instead of fretting over a non-issue how about being concerned with the wrath of God.” Name Withheld should know better than that as a fellow Discernmentalist—he should already know that in order to show God’s wrath and expose our Doctrine to all we must fret over every little thing. Clearly Satan is hiding around the corner and in every minuscule little thing that we personally disapprove of. We must make an issue out of every “non-issue” and make non-essentials essential as that’s the very heart of the Gospel of Discernmentalism.

And making mountains out of molehills is our specialty as Deborah of Discerning The World (DTW) has passed this spiritual gift of worldly attack and circular arguments on to us which we have far since surpassed her in our “special” gifted-ness and self-righteous anointing.

Many well-known and greatly esteemed preachers and teachers have absolutely no qualms whatsoever about their association with some of the weirdest, worst and most dangerous false prophets in these last days’ of exponential apostasy. Here are a few well-documented examples.

STEPHAN JOUBERT: In cahoots with Leonard Sweet, Rob Bell, Ron Martoia, Johan Geyser, Trevor Hudson, Nelus Niemandt, Eugene Peterson and Jan van der Watt, to name but a few.

JOHAN GEYSER: In cahoots with Stephan Joubert, Thomas Keating, Leonard Sweet, Rob Bell, Ron Martoia, Trevor Hudson, Thomas Merton and other false teachers in the mystically engineered Emergent Church, to name but a few.

TREVOR HUDSON: In cahoots with Stephan Joubert, Johan Geyser, Theo Geyser (who manages to see Jesus in a sangoma/witch doctor without the help of his glasses), Thomas Keating (who in turn is in cahoots with the integral guru, Ken Wilber), Ron Matroia and Rob Bell, to name but a few.

Obviously Name Withheld is lacking a steady diet of good Truth Warrior Worrier Discernment ministries like ours and Discerning The World (DTW)‘s. One word of warning to Name Withheld: “hell is real; hell is hot”—so either get in line; take a stand and get right with us first or else.

Once again setting our high standard over everyone so get over it,

Don Jobson

Update: Name Withheld continues his attack—defends Spurgeon against Deborah and our CLEAR Teachings.


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