November 10, 2019
The University of ODMafia is now offering the following certificate of learning with the following: Certificate of Specializing In Non-Essentials. This intense 6 week course will help you to argue over things that are not important (but make them central to your Christian walk) such as:
1) Disliking and picking fights with people who like Rob Bell
2) Disparaging anyone who likes any of Obama’s political ideas (Emphasis will be on guilt by association for any Evangelicals who have been asked to pray, or talk with the President)
3) Finding fault with every page of Rick Warren’s Purpose Driven Drivel Church
4) Attacking Rick Warren for his emphasis on Pauline apologetics (see Acts 17) when addressing the Muslims instead of zealous preaching of the Online Discernmentalist Gospel
5) Finding problems and issues with the Emerging Church (EC), even things that one would commonly agree with…but because they were from the EC it MUST be rejected and attacked.
You will find that this course will strengthen your ability and expertise as a Discernmentalist.
November 8, 2019
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October 25, 2019
“DEPART FROM ME, YOU WHO PRACTICE LAWLESSNESS….”
Keen discernmentalist blogger writes “Oh the dull of hearing! Any Christian who states he didn’t think Obama was a unbeliever and not a Christ follower is plain ignorant, or worse yet a liar. We have known his politics and cohorts for years. You are who you hang around with. He may be not be Muslim as some say, and he isn’t the anti-christ. But his sporit is a anti-christ spirit of these prophetical days we live in. Its not at all surprizing with our Laodicean church age and the doctrines of devils in our church today being readily believed by those who say they read and follow the Word of God.” Insightful responses include: “Thanks to Our Holy Pope of all Truth and over the Truth
War Dr. John MacArthur (PBUH) for having the courage to say the obvious. Everyone knows Obama is not Christian but no one else has the courage to proclaim it…”
Although he has recently singled out Catholics, he has equally targeted traditional Protestant beliefs over the past four years. So since he has attacked Catholics and Protestants, one is tempted to say that he is anti-Christian. But that, too, would be inaccurate. He has been equally disrespectful in his appalling treatment of religious Jews in general and Israel in particular. So perhaps the most accurate description of his antipathy toward Catholics, Protestants, religious Jews, and the Jewish nation would be to characterize him as anti-Biblical. And then when his hostility toward Biblical people of faith is contrasted with his preferential treatment of Muslims and Muslim nations, it further strengthens the accuracy of the anti-Biblical descriptor. In fact, there have been numerous clearly documented times when his pro-Islam positions have been the cause of his anti-Biblical actions.Listed below in chronological order are (1) numerous records of his attacks on Biblical persons or organizations; (2) examples of the hostility toward Biblical faith that have become evident in the past three years in the Obama-led military; (3) a listing of his open attacks on Biblical values; and finally (4) a listing of numerous incidents of his preferential deference for Islam’s activities and positions, including letting his Islamic advisors guide and influence his hostility toward people of Biblical faith. 1. Acts of hostility toward people of Biblical faith:
- We believe he’s Muslim
- Trump questioned his Birth Certificate
- We were personally persecuted by Obama for refusing to bake cakes for sinners
- He treated Muslims fairly
- He went to church regularly (unlike our current President)
- He married a man (Michelle)
- He isn’t man enough like our current President (who has been married three times because that’s how much more of a man he is)
- He’s anti-Capitalist as Capitalism is Biblical
- He repented—True Christian Presidents have no need of repenting
- David Barton said so among other reasons
Strange that when former President Bush lied about WMDs, invaded TWO different countries on lies, pretext and worse…. Evangelicals stood by our
biblical war-mongering then President. Why? Bush claimed to be born again. Bush is a Republican. Therefore, IF you claim to be born again, and Republican you get a free pass to practice lawlessness….and ignore the teachings of Jesus. Besides we must simply remember that Jesus said that democrats cannot be Christian…it says so in the Beatitudes of our Truth War Bible.
We are glad that we have the power to judge who IS and ISN’T a follower of Jesus.
PS all quotes are not spell checked…because we know in our hearts that discernmentalists never make mistakes. (-;
PPS remember these Islamic greetings from our former Muslim President Obama:
“This is a time to remember the sacrifices made for us and hold all who suffer close to our hearts,” they wrote. “Yet it is also a time to rejoice, give thanks for the Resurrection, and unite with Christians around the world in proclaiming, ‘Christ has risen; He has risen indeed.’ We wish all who celebrate a blessed and joyful Easter.”
October 17, 2019
Let us re-cap the great and brave words of John Hagee “Israel’s time of need is now. There is a new Hitler in the Middle East –President Ahmadinejad of Iran — who has threatened to wipe out Israel and America and is rapidly acquiring the nuclear technology to make good on his threat.“
So yes Ahmadinejad certainly is a ranter, but we ODMS like a good ranter!
I bet John Hagee will fill his militant flock in on this little tid-bit of information at some point in time – right?… Right?
Don’t worry about the messy details of blood, gore, murder and death – besides we know that all Iranians are bent on evil.
Of course we know that ONLY the west has a right to self-defence (but not everyone else), even though it wasn’t self defence and everyone else must submit to our imperial dictates – which are always pure, based on freedom, democracy, captialism, and goodness except when our resources (or self interest) get stuck in the ground of another nation – and we KNOW we have a right to it.
Remember, we are ALWAYS the good guy. We are always right….
let us do the thinking for you.