June 3, 2019
Mark our word. When a ministry says “we are bible believing,” you can believe that they are bible believing. No need to test the waters…especially if they vent against other ministries in the guise of bible ministry. As a matter of fact, if you complain a lot against other ministries it is likely that this ministry is MUCH MORE HOLY and RIGHTEOUS than other ministries who SHOULD fall in line and get with the program. Simply put, if you say “we are bible believing” it gives you license to attack other ministries with unfounded license.
That is why Take A Stand Ministries is just a simple bible believing ministry who has the entire bible untangled and figured out. If you want bible believing certainty, and all that non-sensical post-modern, new-age liberal mystery and wonder jettisoned from scripture….this is a ministry that you should embrace.
ODMafia approved—-Truthslayer endorsed
May 21, 2019
Counting our money like a Boss!
THE REASON WE LOVE CEOS
We discernmentalists approve of the capitalist ways because what is capitalist is biblical, and what is biblical is capitalist. Therefore, we approve of cost cutting measures that undercut the lowest paid workers to sustain those at the top. Moreover, this is to ensure that CEOs, Publishers, VPs, and Vice Presidents can continue making 10-100 times more money than the lowest paid ones.
Finally, we also encourage large corporations to outsource jobs. We concur that (like you) we don’t care about sustaining local economies. We only care about the bottom line and sustaining those who are in positions of power and privilege. It does not matter that an unemployed worker may now be a drain on the local economy due to his newly found lack of buying power. We are only glad that that VP etc can buy her new Porsche and still afford that nice cottage in the summer.
Keep the status quo!
May 3, 2019
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