We wanted to share this article from a major newspaper publication called The Discernment written by I. Todyaso. We wanted to state that next to the Internet, the newspaper is the more accurate place to get news. This means it must be all true!
Far too often Reformer’s children have had to the same breakfast slop as new agers, pagans, and mainline Christians. Now ODMafia research and design has tested and produced an all new exclusive 100% discernmentalist cereal….first it was Calvin Crunch now we have Reformation Crunch! It features the Five Sola’s in every bite protecting you from Emergents, Roman Catholics and people who meditate on the bible (which Luther would never do!)
Each bit of cereal in every box in numbered, organized and categorized for structured and careful eating habits.
Order your exclusive cereal today and get a Peasants Revolt Mini-Comix prize in each box!
Quakerless Cereal is every discernmentalists cereal….you owe it to yourself to embrace the pure doctrines of Reformation Crunch.
Dr. Truthslayer approved!
Now they can munch on truth warrior cereal TRUTH LOOPS! This is a unique cereal fortified with recycled bibles (KJV – only). Moreover it is saturated with minerals extracted from Olive Tree Ministries soil and vitamins encoded with Take a Stand Ministries DNA. Imbibing this cereal will enable you and your children to spend their invaluable time arguing in circles! Circular argumentation is the essence of this truth warrior cereal!
This truth warrior cereal with have your children invigourated by this outrageously tasty (but safe) breakfast cereal. They will be up and judging others in no time. This is all about certainty. Order now while supplies last.
Dr. Truthslayer endorsed!