Article by I. Todyaso Appears in Newspaper!

February 2, 2010

 

We wanted to share this article from a major newspaper publication called The Discernment written by I. Todyaso. We wanted to state that next to the Internet, the newspaper is the more accurate place to get news. This means it must be all true!

 


We Want To Hear From You Or Else

November 1, 2009

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Discernmentalist Record Of The Day: cAlvin And The ChipmOnks

October 16, 2009

Calvinandthechipmunks

New record out based on that old hit show

cAlvin and the Chipmunks was a popular children’s cartoon that aired on Nickelodeon. Based loosely on the cAlvin Show from 20 years earlier, this cartoon has many cross overs with iCarly, for no apparent reason. Additionally, the title format is similar to that of iCarly, and the show is set at in the 2080’s A.D. in a newt dominated world, like the contemporary seasons of iCarly.

cAlvin, Simon, (later replaced by Chippy) and Theodore, three Protestant chipmunks, try to balance their musical careers with their primary goal of reforming the church along Calvinistic lines, and fighting the squirrel Pope. Their musical careers are managed by a man called Dave Seville, who, although sympathetic to cAlvin’s theological goals, is primarily concerned with the music business.

 

Truthslayer wanted me to remind you that all Discernmentalists should listen to this  record. It brings a tear to my eye back in the days when Doctrines were Pure! Todd Friel got his start on the show playing Dave and is on this record. My favorite episode is:

             iExile Chippy for Heresy 

cAlvin and Theodore become suspicious of Chippy’s theological leanings. cAlvin calmly confronts Chippy about these issues, but Chippy boldly proclaims himself to be an Arminian, and denounces cAlvin, Theodore, and even their rival Marty as fatalists. Despite much pleading, Chippy refuses to accept the reformed position, and is eventually banished from Geneva. Meanwhile, Spencer builds a sculpture unmolested because Chippy is too involved in a heresy trial to steal Spencer’s tools.

 

Now Truthslayer and I must be off to exile some more heretics.

Don Jobson—Exiling Heretical Youth leaders.


ABOMINATION NATION – Now with 70% more insight

August 16, 2009

The ODslander-lawsMAFIA research robot monkeys think that the Abomination Nation has 70% more insight than other Online Discernmentalist Ministries making it the MOST effective, bible-based ministry that we are aware of. 70% more truth (and less filling) allows ABOMINATION NATION insights into who is in the Kingdom and who is out. We think that readers who like our blog are, are IN…and those who dislike it are OUT!

Here is our list of Top apostates chose by Charles Swindoll! We are as ANGRY as you are in his choices.

We believe the liberal media agenda is behind his choices…but nevertheless here they are.

1) Psychologizer Philip Yancey
2) Ecumenical psychologizer J.I. Packer
3) Catholic-sympathizer and author of occult fantasy C.S. Lewis
4) Easy-believism poster boy Charles Ryrie
5) Eugene Peterson (author of the blasphemous Bible version The Message)
6)  Psychologizer Warren Wiersbe
7) John R.W. Stott, an Anglican ecumenical who denies the reality of a literal hell.

Look at these unbiblical choices….intellectuals, writers, commentators, linguists and thinkers who love Jesus….all very useless if one is going to be true to discernmentalism. We discernmentalists believe that all it takes is a little back-bone, a quick bible read, osmosis and a superficial understanding of a subject  to be a true online apologist. His choice is complete garbage. How dare he!

One does not have to think thru difficult issues if you are a discernmentalist. You ALREADY know!

One does not have to be educated…unless from a learned edumacator like U of ODMafia.

One does not have to study various issues, one most just know that a conservative radio talk show host  has blabbed about a particular subject and we jump behind them in support. Yeah Rush and Hannity!!!

Trust us…we’re the ODMafia….thinking is for us to do…not you.

PS We don’t like Psychologizers. Whatever they are they sound EVIL.


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