May 5, 2010
“What a wonderful movie of the joy of judgment day when all my enemies get sent to hell!” ~ Ken Silva
“If there is one movie you must see it is this one!” ~ Mike Ratliff
“Rob Bell, NT Wright, Dan Kimball and Scot McKnight all say it is horrible, so it must be very biblical! I love the part when that Arminian church gets swallowed by the earth and the members all go to hell. Now that is entertainment!” ~ John MacArthur
“I never laughed so hard as when the scene when the fiery ball hit Congress and all the Democrats were incinerated while all the Republicans were Raptured!” ~ Brannon Howse
“It was as good as when we celebrate dead soldiers.” ~ Fred Phelps
“I was so surprised and happy when Glenn Beck was revealed as the 2nd coming of Jesus!” ~ Lynn the typical ODM reader.
April 6, 2010
Our friendly housepet Fido!
The ODMafia has just revealed our newest secret weapon. After years of being called “watchdogs” we have combined the DNA of Fido, our faithful house pet and some DNA secretly collected from various ODM’s across the globe. Finally, we have success! Here is the hybrid watchdog! After a bit more training, our newest watchdog will be ready to sniff out heresy near you!
- The New Hybrid Watchdog
March 21, 2010
We are proud to help solidify the BONDS of marriage with our new marriage seminars. For a mere $300 we offer a free chain to keep your wife in line. Churchmen everywhere will always know where your woman is so no more staying wives. It comes with detachable cuff links on the men’s side as we all know men are the head of women. This allows men to have the flexibility to leave for work and leave your wife chained securely to the kitchen where she belongs. We here at the ODMafia support the suppression of women as our DOCTRINE dictates!