December 24, 2010
It’s the most Satanic time of the year. Help us out by supporting our Truth War on German Lutherans. You can continue pledging your total allegiance to us by doing this, continuing your committed support of
Bush’s illegal invasion of the Iraq war and outlawing Christmas as one of our most hallowed Discernmentalists has noted: ” Btw, if you want to see a large, lavish Christmas display in a mall… go to Dubai in the UAE! Many countries that are not Christian celebrate this holiday. That right there should tell Christians it’s not of God!”
And you wouldn’t want to do anything that non-Christians let alone non-Americans do. Why if you celebrate Christmas you are supporting terrorism and the terrorists. Most of all how dare anyone have fun or take pleasure and joy in anything….for fun, pleasure and joy are a sin and you know how much our God of Absolute Sovereign Wrath and commendable hatred hates sin and sinners.
So this December pray that the war on Iraq continues and that more people would open their eyes and make war on Christmas. This message is brought to you by your friendly neighborhood GOIP Committee of Concerned Citizens in conjunction with Killjoy Puritan Calvinazi Church.
February 19, 2010
Typical baptist unregenerate baptism against Calvin's doctrines!
Let me break this word down for the ignorant unrepentant masses that read this blog only to mock our inferiority. We here have just made up a new word, because that is just how smart we are here at the ODMafia. So, you slack jaw locals who think that Phil Johnson’s Hugh Ass was parody, this is what paedobaptiphobia means.
paedo: Pertaining to children.
bapti: Pertaining to Baptists who immerse children in water.
phobia: Pertaining to fear of things in general but when connected to a word means you fear that word.
Therefore, you now know what the word “paedobaptiphobia” means. It means fear of baptist who baptise children.
Now, we know that is pure unadulterated heresy per John MacArthur (per our own award winning theologian Don Jobson) and that John Calvin would have never taught such a horrible doctrine! For John Calvin’s doctrine was almost as pure as our own! So, we support paedobaptiphobia in all forms and detest the unsaved Baptists who do not bow to our doctrines! BTW, we here at the ODMafia do not need a list of reasons we call infant baptism heresy like Piper or MacArthur. Why? It is heresy because we say it is and that is good enough for us and should be good enough for you!
December 20, 2009
Yes, it is Christmas, and if you are a REAL Christian you have spent this season boycotting and blacklisting all those who say, “Happy Holiday” as we do not believe that Christmas is a “Holy Day”… I mean dagnammit it is CHRISTMAS! Now we also want to remind you that Christmas is also a pagan holiday! Yes, those pagans who worship trees and wear elf suits gave us this blessed Christmas Holiday so we could get mad at Roman Catholics as they go to Christ Mass.
I mean the ONLY Mass we approve is the Mass of American Troops overseas defending our right to oil! I mean that is what Christmas is all about when you really think about it. We here want to let you know that you can do what the ODMafia approves and redeem this Christmas from paganistic Roman Catholic Santa worshipers… You must go straight to our donation and gift links and give to us what is truly right in this world… and that is your money.
Truly Capitalism is the only True way to save this Holy Nation. Capitalism is the only God and ODMafia approved economic system, and for you to truly be saved, you must participate. Now, go and buy something! (From our store!) And have a very Merry Christmas without it being paganistic, Roman Catholic or a holiday… oh and go kill a tree!