May 14, 2020
Have you heard that the Bible is about Jesus? Or that Christianity is about Jesus? Congratulations you’re a False Convert as that’s just what the Emergents like the evil grace-hating Semi-pelaguy man-lover Iggy want you to believe. As one Discernmentalist has discernmentalized:
Christians have a “Jesus-intoxicated mentality” planted in their head by years of religious brain-washing. This has produced a strange preconceived notion that Jesus is mentioned in the Hebrew bible. Christians already know the events in the life of their Jesus, and will read anything, even the novel Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, and with those preconceived notions will say; “lookie right here, it tells of Jesus.”
Accordingly, Christians use some isolated sentences found in Isaiah 53 as their so-called proof text that these are prophecies of Jesus’ death. Unfortunately, Christians read the Hebrew bible (they called it the Old Testament) from the outside in, instead of correctly reading it from the inside out. Why? Because their “Jesus-intoxicated mentality” tells them their man-god Jesus is found in there.
In fact, the Hebrew bible does not contain a single reference to Jesus! The “Jesus-intoxicated mentality” prevents Christians from thinking clearly.
Todd Friel and D. James Kennedy agree as:
“Christianity is not based on the teachings of Jesus.”
—D. James Kennedy.
April 14, 2020
Our Research Robot Monkeys observed this with their very eyes. This is the Bill Gate agenda to cause emergent meditation to emerge. We must put a stop to this and take a stand in the sovereignty of our pro-life anti-vax
conspiracies Doctrine. Our late great affectionate uncle and mentor Ken Silva would be appalled at this worldly abomination.
I am pro-life because I say I am,
November 19, 2019
Pastor Scott’s outrageous Emerging Quotes exposed using Eric Barger’s Bible Based Satellite technology (BS) to uncover his dark deeds!!!
We found that Pastor Scott was using anti-discernmentalist critiques
(level headedness, patience, accuracy, integrity, objectivity, insight) against Eric Barger’s Take a Stand Ministries.
..which as we all know is THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH.
Here are some curious quotes from Pastor Scott…caught like a weak, dark evil spider in his own web of controversy:
Can you believe it? We THINK its Outrageous too!
Why is anyone NOT standing up against this blogging tyrant who obviously has a lot of pocket money to spend to secretly support emergents. We discernmentalists would NEVER EVER take another believers words out of context!
Discernmentalism is about being right….and truthful…at all costs….and we would never ever never ever misquote anyone.
Remember, let the ODMafia do your thinking for you!
May 19, 2019
The Pharisee stood by himself and prayed this prayer:
‘I thank you, God, that I am not a HERETIC like everyone else. For my theological doctrines are pure (American & conservative), I pray 3 times a day (unlike my Muslim enemies who pray excessively at 5 prayers), I refuse to address social justice (because that sounds too my like socialism), I attack anyone who critiques capitalism (because consumerism, accumulation & exploitation) has nothing to do with the good news (and unAmerican). I also criticize anyone who speaks against militarism by calling them commies and liberals…because I am thankful to be alone in holding up the absolute biblical truth.
Finally ….I thank-you that I go from church to church to speak against other believers & calling them false teachers, heretics and apostates.”
Hunting down heretics and spotting heresies in our many enemies for your protection,
Truthslayer out (as in outing heretics)!
April 18, 2019
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November 13, 2010
The mighty Take A Stand Ministries (TSM) doest maketh a procaimation.
“As you know, it is not my goal to try to make everyone happy. That’s not the nature of the work of apologetics. This is not a “warm a fuzzy,” “feel good” ministry and our objective is to expose error,” indeed, this is a feel bad ministry..…the purpose of true ministry. Moreoever “our objective is to expose error, cut through confusion, and examine beliefs and practices both in and out of the Church in the light of biblical truth.” Translation – we teach online-discernmentalist truth, which is truth + lightbulb. In other words online-discernmentalist has extra light, MORE so than everyone else…because its bible based (because we say it is). We cut through stuff no one else can cut. When there isn’t anything to expose we see stuff that isn’t there with the specially built Bible Based Bible Belt decoder & Bible Based Satellite.
But….just a careful reminder, we online-discernmentalists are just simple bible believers….believing the very plain words of God (we wish you could be like us). We will pray for you.
your humble Truthslayer
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July 14, 2010
Very Concerned Nazarenes against unapproved t-shirts is acting fast. They are more angry, and more righteous and more concerned than other people who generally make the claim of being concerned (like Extra Concerned Nazarenes who are not affiliated with Very Concerned Nazarenes!) We are very-extra-extremely-concerned (even more so than Very Concerned Nazarenes). We worry that people like Dan Kimball and John Armstrong (rumoured to be attempting to take over the church) have been seen WITHOUT a suit and tie (even found lounging in unaproved t-shirts). Yes you HEARD it from us!
Thank-goodness that we have an approved attire wearing anti-t-shirt sloganeering truth warrior in our midst. Indeed as a back-up we have John MacArthur too (who was born with a suit tailor made to his body).Where would we be today without such a mighty crusade? Thank-goodness our suit wearing crusader is not like those -t shirt wearers who are not worthy to tie up our dress shoes. We NEED more suits and ties today then any other time in history (that is why we created the Bible Based Suit).
If this crusade is a success everyone will soon be able to enter a Starbucks and see everyone dressed in suits and ties, or at least with T-shirts that are approved by Take A Stand Ministries & Very Concerned Nazarenes (we still do not think they are concerned enough!!!) The world will once more be safe for a morally driven society. ODMafia officially believes most t-shirt wearers are emergents from the future here to destroy the church in the present.
PS I never had to discard my unholy wardrobe since I have always believed a true Christian wears a suit (obviously blessed by a pre-approved doctrinally pure church). If you seek to have the same standards that I have (which are perfect) you will do the same….or face my wrath and a wagging finger.