July 24, 2019
Oh the horror! Recently one of our Research Robot Monkeys noted that Emergents are now hiring psychics in a last ditch effort to undermine the Absolute Truth and Certainty of the Truth Wars. We here at the ODMafia can’t say we didn’t see this coming from a mile away as we know Emerging emergers love their mystical webs of confusion. Emergents also love Mystery over Certainty as well as coffee; candles and couches—but they’ve yet to be observed in the presence of garlic. We also have reason to suspect that these Emerging vampires have merged with Mothra feminists in order to ramp up their newly found psychic abilities in order to assault unsuspecting Truth Warriors in the field of battle for our Truth. Other noted ODMs are now in the midst of battling for our Truth—researchmentalizing new techniques in Spiritual Warfare to curb these assaults.
February 6, 2010
Discernmentalists just over a few hours ago our WWRRD? Campaign has come under attack. In a related story our Research Robot Monkeys have stumbled upon a Ring of Counter-Discernmentalists who have counter discernmentalized all of our wise and 200% Absolutely True discernmentalizations. Utilizing Eric Barger‘s Bible Based Logic And Slander techniques and course on Guilt By Association rhetoric—these so-called “counter-discernmentalists” have called Final President Reagan a “liberal apostate heretic.” How dare they! They figured this based on these factors:
- he was divorced and remarried *[‘which is forgivable and should be ignored unlike homosexuality (unless you are a Red-Letter Christian) as Moses allowed divorce and Paul was silent on the subject of divorce]
- he was a former Democrat and FDR/New Deal supporter *[which God allowed him to repent of]
- he grew up in The Christian Church (Disciples of Christ) a Mainline Protestant denomination in North America which split from the Churches of Christ—Obama was a member of a Church of Christ therefore he is guilty by association of being secretly a liberal Democrat and a would be Obama supporter *[this is just foolish talk since Final President Reagan was chosen by God to be a Republican Calvinist Truth Warrior from the foundation of the world]
- he chose as his running mate former Texas Congressman and United Nations Ambassador George Bush therefore he secretly supported the New World Order since the United Nations is the head of the future One World Religious Government *[duh! could this be because the former False President Bush, Sr. was our spy to the evil conspiracies of the UN]
- he didn’t illegally invade and bomb the former Soviet Union to take out their evil leaders by a preemptive strike when he had the chance but instead chose the liberal art of diplomacy eventhough we had evidence of their weapons of mass destruction and they were a threat to America‘s Sovereign Way of Life *[this is because the Soviets never attacked American soil—duh!]
- as a Presbyterian in later life he never condemned the Roman Catholic Church Cult who in the immortal words of the GOIP Discernmentalist Sharin’ Whiplash are “struggling in the darkness of Roman Arminianism, that man-exalting heresy.” We all know that all True Christians are anti-Catholic bigots or as Todd Friel says of Presbyterians who are soft on the false religion of Roman Catholicism: “they are neither Christian nor Presbyterian.” Therefore Reagan is guilty by association of being a Semi-Pelagian Papist-enabling Tiber-swimming Romanist liberal appostate heretic on the Road back to Rome—we have photographic evidence which speaks for itself:
P. S. Calvinism isn’t based on the philosophies of the Roman Catholic Saint Augustine
*=OD Mafia editors’ retorts
How dare they attack our Absolute Truth Doctrines! We traced the source of these attacks and counter discernmentalisms to anti-Brannon Howse Counter-Discernmentalist Sam Rima and the Beliefnet.Com blogger Terry Mattingly. We are outraged which is why we will keep up this Truth War to preserve and protect Final President Reagan’s fragile Sovereign Legacy over America—God’s Holiest and Chosen Nation—so remember WWRRD? (What Would Ronald Reagan Do?).
February 2, 2010
New World Order Weekend asks WWRRD (What Would Ronald Reagan Do)? as Discernmentalists remember the glories of Ronald Reagan’s America this week as compared to the evils of Obama’s America.
Things we remember Reagan for:
- Tax cuts for the rich
- Single handedly destroying Communism forever
- Response to Challenger disaster
- His Christian faith
Things we choose not to remember Reagan for:
- Enabled the Taliban
- Sanctioned “terrorist operatives” in South and Central America and Africa
- CIA assassinations of democratically elected leaders
- Iran-Contra fiasco
- Supported Saddam Hussein
- Did we mention he supported terrorist organizations?