August 29, 2020
Fresh from our presses we bring you a new course from the good old days. Learn how Whataboutism came about and how you can use this effective tool to up your Discernmentalism game. Soon you’ll be out-arguing the enemy tenfold. Increase your scorecard using these simple tactics—examples-
The lamestream media reports a hate crime:
- What about black on black crime?
- What about the racism toward white men?
A gay starts talking about his or her fears:
- What about the persecution of straight white men?
- What about your bigotry towards conservative Christian businesses?
Someone accuses Trump supporters of racism:
- What about the Democrats? They’re the party of the KKK.
- What about liberal blacks and Hollywood being racist towards straight white men?
Get it–got it good because we told you so.
July 27, 2010
It wasn’t long and McCarthy Ministries and ODMafia have already detected communists amongst our supposed discernmentalist ranks. It just makes me so angry, so frustrated that we would be betrayed by one of our own. But being the biblical ministry that we are, and trusting in the truthfulness of the bible more than others we had to come out and simply state the truth. Apprising Ministries uses FAR too much red in their logo-header and web page….this should set off alarm bells because Communist China and USSR both used red in their flags. Speaking of “bells” Rob Bell once questioned sola scripture. Simply having a question about this theological construct is enough for us discernmentalists to state emphatically that Rob Bell does not believe in the bible. Fans and interested readers – Are you drawing the same insightful parallels as we are? If you are not, you probably are very BAD discernmentalist, or a complete failure or a false teacher like Rob Bell -besides you are totally unbiblical and had a doubt in your mind at some point.
Finally, anyone who has too much red is probably a communist. It is best to assume guilt until proven innocent. By that time rumours will abound so extensively across the internet it won’t matter – you will be labled and branded whatever association we decide.
Please note that we found that former non-discernmentalist Slice of Laodicea is also linked to communism even before our mighty partnership with McCarthy Ministries.