October 11, 2019
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – There is talk that an unnamed Supermodel, TV presenter and Discernmentalist is pregnant with thought.
Seal confirmed the rumors from the stage of a concert on Thursday in New York’s Radio City Hall, telling the audience; “the unnamed discernmentalist is full of recycled ideas and more outrage than 2008!…we expect more anger, more resentment and more bitterness than ever before”
We are hoping for more “Are you a good person?” converts to meet our epithet quotas. We expect the unnamed discernmentalist to explode with epithets in the last quarter of 2019!
Signed an unnamed Discernmentalist
April 28, 2019
John Armstrong of ACt3Online Ministries refuses to stop his scathing indictment of Online Discernment Ministries. We are outraged because we KNOW that we are under direct attack for our godly doctrines.
John quotes and twists such verses as “Proverbs 20:19 repeats this statement and then counsels “don’t hang around with chatterers” Here he is strongly DECLARING that people should not listen to Online Discernmentalist Ministries…the REMENANT, the LAST STRONG HOLD who oppose the lies of Roman Catholics and Rob Bell.
He furthers his twisted arguments in this quote “Make no mistake about the conclusion here: gossip is a sin.” and “Where you find jealousy, anger and arrogance you also find gossip, slander and selfishness, and vice versa.” WOW. Did you see how he twisted that? This is what emergent-liberals do – they twist the true word into calling mighty truth warriors gossips and sinners. He appears to insinuating that discernmentalist ministries will devolve into slander, gossip, selfishness, anger and arrogance. How dare he challenge our ministry! If we need to stretch the truth beyond recognition to prove to the world that Rick Warren is a false prophet we will do it because we are “called” to do such hard, often fractious ministry. The remnants shall not be challenged. In fact, we have turned selecting quoting into an artform. This indeed, is the final nail in any coffin: isolate quote, suggest in means “A” when it reall means “B.” This enables us to prove that our said false teacher is indeed false. If we say it – its true. And that is not slander, that is ministerial truth.