April 4, 2011
Ladies, Gentleman, and Underlings, we knew that the fallout from the Rob Bell heretical view of non-hell was going to undermine the truth of scripture and lead many astray (sorry for the lack of grammatical clarity but we are so upset over this news we can’t use punctuation properly) but never did we imagine the magnitude of the fallout. Nor did we imagine the swiftness in which the Devil was going to lead people astray. Nor did we think that our leadership would fall.
What’s the big news?
Hold on to your phylacteries, bathe in holy water, hide the eyes of the innocent, and prepare the millstones: R.C. Sproul (a.k.a second in charge [behind John McArthur PBUH] of calvinist
dogma doctrine) says GOD IS IN HELL! I wish we could say that we are making this up, we wish that we could say that there was some confusion of intent, we wish that we could say wait until the book comes out but we can’t. The truth is that R.C. Sproul believes firmly that GOD IS IN HELL based on this excerpt from his upcoming book “The place of God’s Disfavor”.
The problem with hell is not simply the absence of God’s graciousness. It is the presence of God that is so difficult. God is present in hell because He is omnipresent. The psalmist declares, “Where can I go from Your Spirit? Or where can I flee from Your presence? If I ascend into heaven, You are there; If I make my bed in hell, behold, You are there” (Ps. 139:7-8). If God is everywhere in His being, then certainly He is in hell as much as He is anywhere else. The problem, then, is what He is doing there. He’s there in His judgment. He is there in His punitive wrath. He is present in hell as the One who executes His justice on those who are there. That’s why I say that anyone who is in hell would most want God, more than anyone else, to leave.
Rob Bell says there is no Hell. R.C. Sproul says God is in Hell. What next? God is Dead? Only God knows…well…and us. After all we are discermentalists!
March 18, 2010
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March 16, 2010
Once again we are under attack.
How do we know? Good question…. here it goes….
All rulers in all ages have tried to impose a false view of the world upon their followers (1984). We’re offering you a “special worldview.” This allows us to propagate our pure doctrines, but being so pure we are often under attack. By keeping everyone focused on the errors of others, we can thwart any ideas that we harbour any ourselves. Online Discernment Ministries are sort of like a perpetual motion machine. This machine needs a lot of hot air (ie energy) to perpetuate itself. If we run our of errors, we run out of an excuse for a ministry.
That is why we assume we are ALWAYS under attack. That is our default. Our worldview revolves around us being right, and you being in horrendous error (always). We need to believe people are out to attack us, subvert our ministry or church….obviously because our doctrines are so pure that they are bound to be viciously undermined. We are the Online Discernment Remnant!!!!
Again. we need to spotlight all that is wrong in others, to avoid others seeing wrong in us. If we don’t promote fear and legalism, people are liable to take hold of God’s Grace.
December 6, 2009
Are you afraid that liberals, emergents, moderate conservatives (ie secret covert liberals), are taking over the church that seeks to undermine the absolute truth?
Are you afraid that new ideas my infiltrate your mind and steer your away from Christo-fascism, consumerism or make you eager to be a minister of reconciliation, a peace-monger or care for the poor?
Are you afraid that you may consider practicing the Roman Catholic like Lectio Divina?
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Are you afraid to contemplate Bible Verses because that is TOO close to contemplative spirituality?
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