Bow down to the King of kings… OR ELSE!

May 17, 2010

One of the greatest theologians of our day Lemmy, has written the greatest ODM worship song ever. Enjoy!

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We eagerly await the return of Jesus and the destruction He will bring YOU!

April 4, 2010

Jesus rose from the grave and soon will come back and take you out. While those emerging apostates agree that Jesus died and rose again, for us we see Jesus as angry, wrathful and full of vengance. In fact He is going to take out Rambo like revenge on all of you sinners!

Yes, Jesus was very upset about being crucified as well as what He saw you do last night! Jesus did for me but if you do not agree fully with us and our DOCTRINE you will feel the rage of Jesus! We do not worship wimpy Jesus who just turns the other cheek, we worship the new and improve resurrected Jesus who will go into battle and ride a horse through blood as high as the horses bridle! Revenge is sweet so expect no mercy from Jesus when He comes again! I mean, Jesus taught us to forgive, yet He does not have to live up to that Himself. I mean the only point of the Cross was God must of made a mistake and owed Satan so had to legally pay him off.

Now, some of those apostate teachers will try to get you to read The Book of Revelation as apocalyptic writings instead of our “pick and choose” literalism. They will try to show you that believers in the Book of Revelation overcame evil by their testimony and by the blood of the Lamb. Let me tell you where that blood came from… SINNERS! We know that God cares nothing of humans or His creation and Love has no business in OUR faith! So, watch out, Jesus is coming and His wrath will be known. Oh, and BTW, have a great day in HELL… Now I am off to my Easter Service to preach about how much God loves me and hates you, you pitiful sinner!


Send us your donations – John Hagee

February 12, 2010

cashThe ODMafia robot research monkeys love to give donations. Our monkey’s give till it hurts, and then reach into the wallets of Itodyaso and Truthslayer and give some more. We are delighted to see that for the 5 selections at John Hagee Ministries – Donations has 14 to choose from (almost outnumbering other topics 2 to one ratio).

ODmafia believes donations to a TV ministry is the cornerstone of any true church. The early disciples would have never made a go of the gospel without sending millions to the Early Church Father John Hagee of John Hagee Ministries of 95AD.

Please donate now so that John Hagee can spread the Gospel of Zionism and ensure that his family can live in biblical style. Don’t let them starve! Even as little as $1,000 dollars is a good start.

Remember, without a TV ministry….you are NOT really a ministry at all.

Truthslayer

PS Remember, beware of Democrats.


We Want To Hear From You Or Else

November 1, 2009

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1 The Way

Dobson Ranch, AZ,

Jesusland, USA

Ranch tours available upon request. Follow us on Facebook as well or else.


Walid Shoebat going to bat for Israel…

June 24, 2009

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Walid Shoebat ALLEGED former terrorist suggests that the “The Arab refugee problem was caused by Arab aggression and not Israel. Why should Israel be responsible for their fate?”

Who cares about responsibility, accountability, being the bigger man, doing what is right, worrying about the suffering of others etc blah blah.  So what if people live in misery, squalor and civil decay.

As Truthslayer, I’m fully behind everything that Israel does… uncritically… despite the fact that the Old Testament says:

Ex 22:21 –   “Do not mistreat an alien or oppress him, for you were aliens in Egypt….”

Ex 23:9 –   “Do not oppress an alien; you yourselves know how it feels to be aliens, because you were aliens in Egypt.”

Le 19:34 – ” The alien living with you must be treated as one of your native-born. Love him as yourself, for you were aliens in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.”

De 10:19 –  ” And you are to love those who are aliens, for you yourselves were aliens in Egypt. ”

Online Discernmentalist Ministries KNOW that we do not take seriously loving our neighbour as ourselves, or loving our enemies…because those bible passages are pandering to liberals and limp wristed Christians.  We realize the biblical thing to do is to crush our enemies, potential enemies or perceived enemies before they get us. That is what Jesus would do.!!…and since He loves Israel that’s what he’d want us to do today.

So Shoebat wants Israel a highly sophisticated, progressive  democracy to ignore the Arab refugee problem just as surrounding Arabs have done….they can do so without justification (even ignoring their own Hebrew Scriptures) because after all they are refugees…not real people with feelings, emotions, family etc.  My guess is that Shoebat is selectively ignoring the New Testament scriptures too…and we endorse this….because refugees are bad guys (also hungry, poor and desperate)…and we don’t have to treat bad guys well. Please don’t point out that when Jesus and His family fled to Egypt they were refugees.

We concur with Walid Shoebat...its not our problem…..thank goodness we are not like those refugees, or bad Arabs and that we tithe 10%, offer our best spices….etc etc


John Hagee’s Healing Scripture Player

May 19, 2009

funnyThe ODMafia robot research monkeys are excited about the

Portable Healing Player …now available exclusively through John Hagee Ministries. This digital player recites the scriptures pertaining to healing, health and life from the Bible as read by Pastor John Hagee. The player comes with an ear piece and built-in stand and is battery powered. In addition the ear piece can be removed and the player can play just like your radio.” (We’re NOT kidding – check the link!!!)

Wow just like your radio – but with an ear piece! How technologically bleeding edge! Moreover it heals! We believe that Benny Hinn must have accidentally brushed against the HEALING SCRIPTURE PLAYER exact these miracle like qualities. embedded in worldly technology. Thankfully this POWER TO HEAL (PtoH) device is read by super apostle John Hagee…his soothing tone will force your body to heal whether it wants to or not.

ODmafia has ordered several for us and our staff. Order now while supplies last…embrace Hagee’s healing voice!

“P” to the “H” peeps….


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