Cater To Militarism

October 18, 2019

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I believe I am correct on this – there are two branches to the Presbyterian church. There is the segment that follows Christ, and there is the segment which wants to cater to homosexuals. Kind of like, if you don’t want to follow Christ, we’ll let you play Christian until you meet Christ.

If Mr. Kim is of the second category, he has no right to call himself an “evangelical“.

However once again we are perfectly fine with churches catering to the US Military. We need more Holy Days to celebrate them in our churches—for bombing our enemies is Truly the Lord’s Work…Amen! All our enemies are sinners and got what was coming to them. We need more American flags in our churches than crosses to help us worship the Prince of Peace. In fact we demand that crosses be removed as they distract focus from our Holy Flag and our Patriotic duty of supporting those Brave Men who fought and died so that we could become Christians. We also demand foreign churches follow suit less they be deemed unworthy of our Great Country’s support and therefore unworthy of our God’s love and pre-damned to Hell.


John Hagee – Hitler on the rise again! 1.0

September 18, 2019

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Blast from the Past ODM News strikes again——John Hagee says “Israel’s time of need is now. There is a new Hitler in the Middle East –President Ahmadinejad of Iran — who has threatened to wipe out Israel and America and is rapidly acquiring the nuclear technology to make good on his threat.” We all agree that

Apparently there is a new Hitler in the middle east. The last war that Iran was involved with was Iraq...a US proxy. Other than the Iran-Iraq war Iran has not be involved in a war in 200 yrs.

Can John Hagee honestly really believe that Iran will take on the new role as WW2 German? Has he studied the history of his own country (No doubt from a very carefully sanitized history book)?

History be damned….we should not let progaganda get in the way of facts!

We ODMs also must concur with John Hagee because Western countries are always good, and God is on OUR side….God is a nationalist and a patriot…especially and always rooting for America….and we’re pretty sure the Bible says that somewhere….may in a foot note.

We must also come against Obama who wants to negotiate with Iran. As bible believing Christians we should smote our enemies, take them out, use force, power and military might….just as Jesus commanded. Obama obviously is a weak wristed liberal that should use nukes to fight with nukes.

Trust us. We know.


John Hagee makes THE DIFFERENCE!

September 8, 2019

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Our research robot monkeys have exciting news: “Pastor John Matthew Hagee has started a new and exciting program known as THE DIFFERENCE. THE DIFFERENCE is an interactive multimedia ministry targeted at drawing the younger generation back to the foundations of faith that America was established on.”

We’ll be getting back FOUNDATIONS OF THE FAITH THAT AMERICA WAS ESTABLISHED ON. Please get ready to see John Hagee Ministries re-orientate the ministry to re-establish deism, masonry and enlightenment thinking across America.

Act now and get a FREE pair of rose-cloured glasses!

Stay tuned – we certainly will.

Truthslayer grilling for Jesus


Bow down to the King of kings… OR ELSE!

May 17, 2010

One of the greatest theologians of our day Lemmy, has written the greatest ODM worship song ever. Enjoy!


We eagerly await the return of Jesus and the destruction He will bring YOU!

April 4, 2010

Jesus rose from the grave and soon will come back and take you out. While those emerging apostates agree that Jesus died and rose again, for us we see Jesus as angry, wrathful and full of vengance. In fact He is going to take out Rambo like revenge on all of you sinners!

Yes, Jesus was very upset about being crucified as well as what He saw you do last night! Jesus did for me but if you do not agree fully with us and our DOCTRINE you will feel the rage of Jesus! We do not worship wimpy Jesus who just turns the other cheek, we worship the new and improve resurrected Jesus who will go into battle and ride a horse through blood as high as the horses bridle! Revenge is sweet so expect no mercy from Jesus when He comes again! I mean, Jesus taught us to forgive, yet He does not have to live up to that Himself. I mean the only point of the Cross was God must of made a mistake and owed Satan so had to legally pay him off.

Now, some of those apostate teachers will try to get you to read The Book of Revelation as apocalyptic writings instead of our “pick and choose” literalism. They will try to show you that believers in the Book of Revelation overcame evil by their testimony and by the blood of the Lamb. Let me tell you where that blood came from… SINNERS! We know that God cares nothing of humans or His creation and Love has no business in OUR faith! So, watch out, Jesus is coming and His wrath will be known. Oh, and BTW, have a great day in HELL… Now I am off to my Easter Service to preach about how much God loves me and hates you, you pitiful sinner!


Send us your donations – John Hagee

February 12, 2010

cashThe ODMafia robot research monkeys love to give donations. Our monkey’s give till it hurts, and then reach into the wallets of Itodyaso and Truthslayer and give some more. We are delighted to see that for the 5 selections at John Hagee Ministries – Donations has 14 to choose from (almost outnumbering other topics 2 to one ratio).

ODmafia believes donations to a TV ministry is the cornerstone of any true church. The early disciples would have never made a go of the gospel without sending millions to the Early Church Father John Hagee of John Hagee Ministries of 95AD.

Please donate now so that John Hagee can spread the Gospel of Zionism and ensure that his family can live in biblical style. Don’t let them starve! Even as little as $1,000 dollars is a good start.

Remember, without a TV ministry….you are NOT really a ministry at all.

Truthslayer

PS Remember, beware of Democrats.


We Want To Hear From You Or Else

November 1, 2009

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