John Hagee – Hitler on the rise again! 3.0

November 23, 2019

920x920

Let us re-cap AGAIN the great and brave words of John Hagee: “Israel’s time of need is now. There is a new Hitler in the Middle East –President Ahmadinejad of Iran — who has threatened to wipe out Israel and America and is rapidly acquiring the nuclear technology to make good on his threat.”  Yes Yes – Ahmadinejad rants….but what ODM does not????

Still Iran must be a GRAVE threat…because they spend LESS money on their military than Canada but MORE than Mexico (two very dangerous countries)….and we know that Canada constantly threatens China, Russia, Great Britaina and Luxemburg. We also know that US authorities as well as Israeli authorities note that Iran is pressing to build a bomb. Despite the fact that the younger generation of young people like the west (including America) we will ignore all these facts (that is what ODMs do!!!!)

We know that authorities never lie- especially military authorities!

Think….WMD in Iraq, impending invasion of the big bad army in Nicauragua in the 1980s, the threat of Granada or the communists in Vietnam….we need only place simply faith in our government – who always tells the truth – like us ODMS!


Salt Covenant and Loyalty Pact

November 21, 2019

Salt ShakerJohn Hagee notes “Will you join us in a covenant of loyalty to Christ? Over the years, the Lord has led many precious friends to become partners with this ministry through their financial support. Our Salt Covenant partners are those who “go the extra mile” by making a commitment to send a monthly gift for the ongoing costs of our television outreach.”

Because we know that LOYALTY to Christ means
a) supporting TV ministries (especially John Hagee’s)
b) becoming a Zionist and supporting Israel uncritically
c) allowing Hagee and family to live in wealth…thanks to you the listeners!
d) and finally taking America back to God (not sure I remember America actually ever “being back” if history serves me correct…but I’ll buy into the America’s Christian Golden Age..heck why not. A little myth here and there never hurt anyone.) Wink wink.

Come on guys what are you waiting for….


Cater To Militarism

October 18, 2019

dt-common-streams-streamserver
I believe I am correct on this – there are two branches to the Presbyterian church. There is the segment that follows Christ, and there is the segment which wants to cater to homosexuals. Kind of like, if you don’t want to follow Christ, we’ll let you play Christian until you meet Christ.

If Mr. Kim is of the second category, he has no right to call himself an “evangelical“.

However once again we are perfectly fine with churches catering to the US Military. We need more Holy Days to celebrate them in our churches—for bombing our enemies is Truly the Lord’s Work…Amen! All our enemies are sinners and got what was coming to them. We need more American flags in our churches than crosses to help us worship the Prince of Peace. In fact we demand that crosses be removed as they distract focus from our Holy Flag and our Patriotic duty of supporting those Brave Men who fought and died so that we could become Christians. We also demand foreign churches follow suit less they be deemed unworthy of our Great Country’s support and therefore unworthy of our God’s love and pre-damned to Hell.


John Hagee – Hitler on the rise again! 1.0

September 18, 2019

pastor-hagee-embassy-880x495

Blast from the Past ODM News strikes again——John Hagee says “Israel’s time of need is now. There is a new Hitler in the Middle East –President Ahmadinejad of Iran — who has threatened to wipe out Israel and America and is rapidly acquiring the nuclear technology to make good on his threat.” We all agree that

Apparently there is a new Hitler in the middle east. The last war that Iran was involved with was Iraq...a US proxy. Other than the Iran-Iraq war Iran has not be involved in a war in 200 yrs.

Can John Hagee honestly really believe that Iran will take on the new role as WW2 German? Has he studied the history of his own country (No doubt from a very carefully sanitized history book)?

History be damned….we should not let progaganda get in the way of facts!

We ODMs also must concur with John Hagee because Western countries are always good, and God is on OUR side….God is a nationalist and a patriot…especially and always rooting for America….and we’re pretty sure the Bible says that somewhere….may in a foot note.

We must also come against Obama who wants to negotiate with Iran. As bible believing Christians we should smote our enemies, take them out, use force, power and military might….just as Jesus commanded. Obama obviously is a weak wristed liberal that should use nukes to fight with nukes.

Trust us. We know.


John Hagee makes THE DIFFERENCE!

September 8, 2019

HageeOnGluttony-1

Our research robot monkeys have exciting news: “Pastor John Matthew Hagee has started a new and exciting program known as THE DIFFERENCE. THE DIFFERENCE is an interactive multimedia ministry targeted at drawing the younger generation back to the foundations of faith that America was established on.”

We’ll be getting back FOUNDATIONS OF THE FAITH THAT AMERICA WAS ESTABLISHED ON. Please get ready to see John Hagee Ministries re-orientate the ministry to re-establish deism, masonry and enlightenment thinking across America.

Act now and get a FREE pair of rose-cloured glasses!

Stay tuned – we certainly will.

Truthslayer grilling for Jesus


Bow down to the King of kings… OR ELSE!

May 17, 2010

One of the greatest theologians of our day Lemmy, has written the greatest ODM worship song ever. Enjoy!


We eagerly await the return of Jesus and the destruction He will bring YOU!

April 4, 2010

Jesus rose from the grave and soon will come back and take you out. While those emerging apostates agree that Jesus died and rose again, for us we see Jesus as angry, wrathful and full of vengance. In fact He is going to take out Rambo like revenge on all of you sinners!

Yes, Jesus was very upset about being crucified as well as what He saw you do last night! Jesus did for me but if you do not agree fully with us and our DOCTRINE you will feel the rage of Jesus! We do not worship wimpy Jesus who just turns the other cheek, we worship the new and improve resurrected Jesus who will go into battle and ride a horse through blood as high as the horses bridle! Revenge is sweet so expect no mercy from Jesus when He comes again! I mean, Jesus taught us to forgive, yet He does not have to live up to that Himself. I mean the only point of the Cross was God must of made a mistake and owed Satan so had to legally pay him off.

Now, some of those apostate teachers will try to get you to read The Book of Revelation as apocalyptic writings instead of our “pick and choose” literalism. They will try to show you that believers in the Book of Revelation overcame evil by their testimony and by the blood of the Lamb. Let me tell you where that blood came from… SINNERS! We know that God cares nothing of humans or His creation and Love has no business in OUR faith! So, watch out, Jesus is coming and His wrath will be known. Oh, and BTW, have a great day in HELL… Now I am off to my Easter Service to preach about how much God loves me and hates you, you pitiful sinner!


Send us your donations – John Hagee

February 12, 2010

cashThe ODMafia robot research monkeys love to give donations. Our monkey’s give till it hurts, and then reach into the wallets of Itodyaso and Truthslayer and give some more. We are delighted to see that for the 5 selections at John Hagee Ministries – Donations has 14 to choose from (almost outnumbering other topics 2 to one ratio).

ODmafia believes donations to a TV ministry is the cornerstone of any true church. The early disciples would have never made a go of the gospel without sending millions to the Early Church Father John Hagee of John Hagee Ministries of 95AD.

Please donate now so that John Hagee can spread the Gospel of Zionism and ensure that his family can live in biblical style. Don’t let them starve! Even as little as $1,000 dollars is a good start.

Remember, without a TV ministry….you are NOT really a ministry at all.

Truthslayer

PS Remember, beware of Democrats.


We Want To Hear From You Or Else

November 1, 2009

Write us at our ranch:

1 The Way

Dobson Ranch, AZ,

Jesusland, USA

Ranch tours available upon request. Follow us on Facebook as well or else.


Walid Shoebat going to bat for Israel…

June 24, 2009

shanty-1

Walid Shoebat ALLEGED former terrorist suggests that the “The Arab refugee problem was caused by Arab aggression and not Israel. Why should Israel be responsible for their fate?”

Who cares about responsibility, accountability, being the bigger man, doing what is right, worrying about the suffering of others etc blah blah.  So what if people live in misery, squalor and civil decay.

As Truthslayer, I’m fully behind everything that Israel does… uncritically… despite the fact that the Old Testament says:

Ex 22:21 –   “Do not mistreat an alien or oppress him, for you were aliens in Egypt….”

Ex 23:9 –   “Do not oppress an alien; you yourselves know how it feels to be aliens, because you were aliens in Egypt.”

Le 19:34 – ” The alien living with you must be treated as one of your native-born. Love him as yourself, for you were aliens in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.”

De 10:19 –  ” And you are to love those who are aliens, for you yourselves were aliens in Egypt. ”

Online Discernmentalist Ministries KNOW that we do not take seriously loving our neighbour as ourselves, or loving our enemies…because those bible passages are pandering to liberals and limp wristed Christians.  We realize the biblical thing to do is to crush our enemies, potential enemies or perceived enemies before they get us. That is what Jesus would do.!!…and since He loves Israel that’s what he’d want us to do today.

So Shoebat wants Israel a highly sophisticated, progressive  democracy to ignore the Arab refugee problem just as surrounding Arabs have done….they can do so without justification (even ignoring their own Hebrew Scriptures) because after all they are refugees…not real people with feelings, emotions, family etc.  My guess is that Shoebat is selectively ignoring the New Testament scriptures too…and we endorse this….because refugees are bad guys (also hungry, poor and desperate)…and we don’t have to treat bad guys well. Please don’t point out that when Jesus and His family fled to Egypt they were refugees.

We concur with Walid Shoebat...its not our problem…..thank goodness we are not like those refugees, or bad Arabs and that we tithe 10%, offer our best spices….etc etc


%d bloggers like this: