I believe I am correct on this – there are two branches to the Presbyterian church. There is the segment that follows Christ, and there is the segment which wants to cater to homosexuals. Kind of like, if you don’t want to follow Christ, we’ll let you play Christian until you meet Christ.
Blast from the Past ODM News strikes again——John Hagee says “Israel’s time of need is now. There is a new Hitler in the Middle East –President Ahmadinejad of Iran — who has threatened to wipe out Israel and America and is rapidly acquiring the nuclear technology to make good on his threat.” We all agree that
Apparently there is a new Hitler in the middle east. The last war that Iran was involved with was Iraq...a US proxy. Other than the Iran-Iraq war Iran has not be involved in a war in 200 yrs.
Can John Hagee honestly really believe that Iran will take on the new role as WW2 German? Has he studied the history of his own country (No doubt from a very carefully sanitized history book)?
History be damned….we should not let progaganda get in the way of facts!
We ODMs also must concur with John Hagee because Western countries are always good, and God is on OUR side….God is a nationalist and a patriot…especially and always rooting for America….and we’re pretty sure the Bible says that somewhere….may in a foot note.
We must also come against Obama who wants to negotiate with Iran. As bible believing Christians we should smote our enemies, take them out, use force, power and military might….just as Jesus commanded. Obama obviously is a weak wristed liberal that should use nukes to fight with nukes.
Trust us. We know.
Our research robot monkeys have exciting news: “Pastor John
Matthew Hagee has started a new and exciting program known as THE DIFFERENCE. THE DIFFERENCE is an interactive multimedia ministry targeted at drawing the younger generation back to the foundations of faith that America was established on.”
We’ll be getting back FOUNDATIONS OF THE FAITH THAT AMERICA WAS ESTABLISHED ON. Please get ready to see John Hagee Ministries re-orientate the ministry to re-establish deism, masonry and enlightenment thinking across America.
Act now and get a FREE pair of rose-cloured glasses!
Stay tuned – we certainly will.
Truthslayer grilling for Jesus
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