September 14, 2009
It is finally here! The new Calvin Crunch Cereal! We are so excited that Checkered Past Cereal company has decided to start their “Reformed” brand again. We hope that this will lead to a healthy doctrinal based breakfast for all “real” Christians! It has extra fiber so you will not have to worry about feeling bloated with self-righteousness! Remember a “correct” doctrine will give you more energy to fight off those heretics as well as keep you alert to anything that might resemble Arminianism! Be sure to send your kids off to school with plenty of Calvin Crunch in their bellies. Also, free inside are the “Heretics trading cards”. Collect them all! The first batch of cards feature, N.T. Wright and Brian McLaren.
July 6, 2009
John Stott “has written 50 books – the most recent of which, ‘The Living Church,’ was published in May 2007. His best known, Basic Christianity, has been translated into more than 50 languages. Other titles include The Cross of Christ, The Contemporary Christian, Evangelical Truth and New Issues Facing Christians Today, and eight New Testament expositions (Acts, Romans etc.) in the ‘Bible Speaks Today’ series published by IVP.”
His commentary on Acts is apparently amazing…but we have NOT discernmentalized it and recommend not reading it until we have a look – safeguarding our flock from possible horrendous heresies…or thinking for yourself!
We think he may be a false teacher for being soft on hell. That’s right!!!We heard that he is an annihilationist…or was that an isolationist….we get so mixed up. Nevertheless…we heard a rumour and we are POUNCING on it!
Regardless………How compromising!!!! It just makes us so outraged (we ask our readers to get outraged too). Get mad as hell….or heck. When are we going to make HELL front and center as a CORE doctrine?
Unless Stott holds ALL OUR highly articulated doctrinal views we have to conclude that he is not a believer…therefore a heretic, apostate, liberal or worse POST LIBERAL or something worse. Besides he belongs to the Church of England so by default he must be bad, or bent on world destruction. Worse he is an intellectual…that is at least 3 STRIKES against him.
June 10, 2009
As an expert discernmentalist I have exposed many cases of heresy and false teaching. I have listened and watched hundreds of thousands sermons (per second) carefully to detect any nuance of bad teaching (ie anything at all to safeguard your ears). I pounce on the slightest spoken word that I deduce as false teaching, or misleading remarks…. calling pastors “out” in public. I have read 245,004 books and found teaching that disqualifies 99% of all Christians as Christians.
….this includes Ravi Zacharias (who has spoken will of a man who embraces contemplation), John Stott (leans towards annihilationism), NT Wright, (Emergers like him) James MacDonald (spoke well of Obama), James Beverly (spoke at The Meeting House in Canada which makes him a communist sympathizer), Charles Swindoll (he once said darn!), Rob Bell (for his cool glasses), Gregory Boyd (he is an Open Theist and does not worship his country like he should) among others.
I have read 1.4 million articles (mostly my own articles) and cite them as a way to legitimize my own theology…I call that EXPERT discernmentalism.
Online Discernmentalist Ministries have been on guard for over a decade prowling the net to make sure that that we abide by theologically correct protocols and orthodoxy. That is the CALLING of most Bible Believers! It is a sad day when conventional heresy detection (pointing fingers) in real life is going the way of the VCR and now we rely on digital finger pointing….sad.