Bow down to the King of kings… OR ELSE!

May 17, 2010

One of the greatest theologians of our day Lemmy, has written the greatest ODM worship song ever. Enjoy!

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April 4, 2010

We are proud to sponsor the New Conservative Bible. In fact, here is an animation we truly feel is inspired by our DOCTRINES and God! This is how OUR Jesus would have acted like and taught.


We eagerly await the return of Jesus and the destruction He will bring YOU!

April 4, 2010

Jesus rose from the grave and soon will come back and take you out. While those emerging apostates agree that Jesus died and rose again, for us we see Jesus as angry, wrathful and full of vengance. In fact He is going to take out Rambo like revenge on all of you sinners!

Yes, Jesus was very upset about being crucified as well as what He saw you do last night! Jesus did for me but if you do not agree fully with us and our DOCTRINE you will feel the rage of Jesus! We do not worship wimpy Jesus who just turns the other cheek, we worship the new and improve resurrected Jesus who will go into battle and ride a horse through blood as high as the horses bridle! Revenge is sweet so expect no mercy from Jesus when He comes again! I mean, Jesus taught us to forgive, yet He does not have to live up to that Himself. I mean the only point of the Cross was God must of made a mistake and owed Satan so had to legally pay him off.

Now, some of those apostate teachers will try to get you to read The Book of Revelation as apocalyptic writings instead of our “pick and choose” literalism. They will try to show you that believers in the Book of Revelation overcame evil by their testimony and by the blood of the Lamb. Let me tell you where that blood came from… SINNERS! We know that God cares nothing of humans or His creation and Love has no business in OUR faith! So, watch out, Jesus is coming and His wrath will be known. Oh, and BTW, have a great day in HELL… Now I am off to my Easter Service to preach about how much God loves me and hates you, you pitiful sinner!


New Movie From Apostate Film Productions & ODMafia Productions!

February 7, 2010


Laigle’s Forum claims Mega-Emergent-Churches are Gobbling up Smaller Churches

February 4, 2010

Though we have yet to find any proof, (and we do not need any as we have read this on Laigle’s Forum and know it is all true!), Laigle’s Forum makes claim that Liberal-Mega-Churches are gobbling up smaller bible believing churches.

We need to be aware that the emergent church movement is completely out of keeping with biblical principles and is ungodly. This is why we have liberal mega-churches gobbling up small defenseless churches that are still true to the gospel of Jesus. (source)

Yes, this claim was made in 2008 and look at us now! Our defenseless small churches are all but gone do to our stand on being irrelevant! We must stand harder on being irrelevant! We also know Brian McLaren has forced the Liberal Christian Missionary Alliance to keep buying up small churches!

There is no one to blame when our small churches fail and a mega church picks up the pieces and pays the bills greedily gobbles up any small church that is in financial ruins do to poor management. These Emergents who own liberal mega churches must be stopped in any way we can! So send your tithes and offerings to the ODMafia and we will start buying up all the small non liberal churches we can and close them ourselves!

This has been a public announcement from the ODMafia.


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