October 13, 2009
Have you ever gone to church and seen this guy?
Or this guy?
Yes that is most likely an evil Emergent! They are entering “good” churches everywhere! Why should you have to feel like you are walking down a dark alley unprotected from muggers, theives and heretics that only want to steal your money freedom and pure doctrines? Now you can protect yourself with the Anti Emergent Mace Gun.
* The Anti Emergent Mace Gun also works on criminals, Arminians, small children that are bothering you during worship, pets, Muslim’s disorderly Elders, Liberals, Rick Warrenites, Caholics, wayward worship leaders, gays, lesbians, bi sexuals, transgender and metrosexuals as well as a seasoning for beef, pork and chicken. Keep out of reach of children and pets unless you intentionally desire to harm them. May discharge accidently. Do not aim at your own face unless you feel that you are becoming any of the before mentioned. Company is not responsible for your actions and stupidity.
September 11, 2009
Got that sinking feeling?
Is every man (and woman) going overboard and vacating your prized discernmentalist ministry? Do you find that others are not in line with your….
…high-minded biblical thinking?
…your most excellent orthodoxy?
….your biblical tantrums when others do not agree?
You see at ODMafia people get in line (because most of our employees are robots). We demand full obedience and so should your slaves staff. If you have TRULY spirit filled, bible obedient people they WILL sucumb to your teachings and leadership abilities…we can ensure that IF you come along side ODMafia and allow us to show you how its done.
As the Green Beret of discernment, truth and orthodoxy we have insight that you probably don’t have BUT need. So get in line and let us show you how its done….