April 18, 2020
ODM Express File Photo
Oh yes, we would like to thank ODM Express for their ‘vigilance’, ‘honest’ investigative reporting, and ‘clarity’, old, ‘unbiased’ news media. Cooper Academy-D.B. Cooper—proof Jeff Bezos is D. B. Cooper… How else do you think he has all that money? The Lamestream media doesn’t want you to know the “Truth”? Wake up! Sheeple! You know who else doesn’t want you to know the “Truth”? Chad Holtz that’s who. Chad as you may not know is a Secret Hindu Agent. Chad also works for Big Amazon and is part of the Amazon ninjas trying to suppress “the Real Truth.”
Chad once thought he got saved by shaking quasi-Universalist Emergence semi-Pelagurite guru Rob Bell’s hand. We also heard he voted for Hillary. Also Amazon carries the “purpose-seeker-driven” books that Chad reads like that semi-pelican sinfully-ecumenical Emergent heretic Rob Bell’s and purpose-drivel shaman Rich Warren’s. Proof that there’s a nefarious conspiracy and hidden feminist political agenda going on. They’re all in on the secret cover-up to hide the “Truth” that Jeff Bezos is D. B. Cooper. And as our former co-Truth Warrior Will Farel XV has said:
Chad Holtz who has been harassing this young man, who share my Divine zeal for the Truth, with his peace mantras.
Let us take a closer look at this “peace” that Chad ends his heretic enabling comments with. Remember those “peace” cries of the hippies? What peace were they talking about? I will tell you. The peace that would invite the Communists like Barak Obama, together with his supporter, Spiritual Guru Brian McLaren*, to take over our beautiful Christian United States of America. This same peace is also the theme of John Lennon’s song “Give Peace a Chance”. As we know John Lennon and Yoko Ono were followers of the cult of the Hare Krishna mantra of Hinduism and that was what this song is really about. So here we have Chad shouting peace, peace like a mantra. What should be our conclusion? Chad might also be secret a follower of the Hare Krishna movement!
As you can see my “facts” have been well researchmentalized—believe me…
Spread the Conspiracy,
April 14, 2020
Our Research Robot Monkeys observed this with their very eyes. This is the Bill Gate agenda to cause emergent meditation to emerge. We must put a stop to this and take a stand in the sovereignty of our pro-life anti-vax
conspiracies Doctrine. Our late great affectionate uncle and mentor Ken Silva would be appalled at this worldly abomination.
I am pro-life because I say I am,
November 19, 2019
Pastor Scott’s outrageous Emerging Quotes exposed using Eric Barger’s Bible Based Satellite technology (BS) to uncover his dark deeds!!!
We found that Pastor Scott was using anti-discernmentalist critiques
(level headedness, patience, accuracy, integrity, objectivity, insight) against Eric Barger’s Take a Stand Ministries.
..which as we all know is THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH.
Here are some curious quotes from Pastor Scott…caught like a weak, dark evil spider in his own web of controversy:
Can you believe it? We THINK its Outrageous too!
Why is anyone NOT standing up against this blogging tyrant who obviously has a lot of pocket money to spend to secretly support emergents. We discernmentalists would NEVER EVER take another believers words out of context!
Discernmentalism is about being right….and truthful…at all costs….and we would never ever never ever misquote anyone.
Remember, let the ODMafia do your thinking for you!
October 26, 2019
We all belong together. So for the first time in history, our famous mascots and cereals are offered exclusively together in the same box for All Together Cereal. It’s a symbol of acceptance no matter how you look, where you’re from or who you love.
Oh the horror is there any object that doesn’t offend us or persecute us! This is worse than when fictional cartoon rats got ghey-married causing hetero-marriages to fail by osmosis! Noted Discernmentlist Ken Ham declared: “We are not “All together,” as the lifestyle/worldview of these fictional cereal mascots is anti-God, anti-biblical & anti-science and consists of only a small minority in the culture.” As my co-Truthwarrior Dr. Truthslayer has pointed out: “We demand that this cereal be stopped!!! We can only guess that some time soon they will introduce whole grain oats, barley, and maize to this liberal mix. Its processed whole-wheat or nothing!!!”
In fact we know this as one Kellogian stated: “Just think now KIDS might get the idea to buy 6 separate boxes of cereal, and mix them up on their own! Kellog’s is now working for the Devil! No more Kelloggs! They are evil, because any of their cereals might get mixed!!! Leading kids to proclaim: Hail Satan!” If this doesn’t make clear how unbiblical and apostate this cereal really is—consider this—our Research Robot Monkeys overheard this apostate cereal saying:
“Black, white, green, red
Can I take my friend to bed?
Pink, brown, yellow, orange, and blue
I love you”
We only wish that more inanimate objects; fictional characters; even animals would hold true to our morals; Doctrines and worldview. We have one word of caution—if you see this cereal in stores…flee!
To counteract this assault on our Truth—we recommend a daily dose of Calvin Crunch; Reformation Crunch; Truth Loops; Catacomb; and Christo-Fascist Flakes for a more Biblically-sound all around healthy breakfast and extra-protection from wetness!
July 24, 2019
Oh the horror! Recently one of our Research Robot Monkeys noted that Emergents are now hiring psychics in a last ditch effort to undermine the Absolute Truth and Certainty of the Truth Wars. We here at the ODMafia can’t say we didn’t see this coming from a mile away as we know Emerging emergers love their mystical webs of confusion. Emergents also love Mystery over Certainty as well as coffee; candles and couches—but they’ve yet to be observed in the presence of garlic. We also have reason to suspect that these Emerging vampires have merged with Mothra feminists in order to ramp up their newly found psychic abilities in order to assault unsuspecting Truth Warriors in the field of battle for our Truth. Other noted ODMs are now in the midst of battling for our Truth—researchmentalizing new techniques in Spiritual Warfare to curb these assaults.
May 17, 2019
Photo from Mrs. Jobson’s old college textbook— LINK
Ray Comfort (Awesome) Hell’s Best Kept Secret warns that the Vatican is spiritually terrorizing innocent Bible-Believers with pornographic art. Quote: “It’s dishonest to steal God’s ideas and say they came from nothing. Especially if one is going to paint or sculpt nude figures that might cause others to lust in their heart. Michelangelo’s Statue of David is obscene because its essentially pornographic as well as the Sistine Chapel.” Ray (Awesome)’s original quote on this from his Comfort Blog (Awesome) has been raptured into an atheist black hole so we pressed him to make a new statement on this—while working on our version of that sinful Arthur episode.
Thankfully Mrs. Jobson’s old college textbook on artwork censors all those smutty pics and sculptures so our house is lust-free. That reminds me of a funny story from when our son little Calvin was 8… we always read from the Old Testament for bed time stories to put our children to sleep… so he knows to stay clear of idolatry…. *chuckle*…Anyways Calvin was playing outside when he caught a glimpse of our apostate neighbor’s statue of a little girl and little boy kissing so he got it in his head and he smashed it….heh heh. Our son the Little Iconoclast!
On a related note Ray (Awesome) wanted us to plug his Awesome Bible-based art (Awesome):