September 6, 2019
Guns annihilate the miraculous creation of life that is God’s gift to every person. Guns disregard the process of creation that God engineered for bringing new life full circle. Guns rob God of His Sovereignty in dispensing life and death. Guns rob God of the pleasure He derives from seeing His children grow in faith and grace. And guns rob God of lifetimes of glory and praise that would have honored Him.
Remember that anything of man is man-centered and not of God. Inanimate objects are of man/idolatry and take our focus off of God and His Absolute sovereignty over all things including every speck of dust blowing in the wind. God pre-determines all things and is jealous and won’t see His glory robbed—for trust in anything other than God and His Absolute sovereignty is man-worshipping Armenianism—the road to Rome.
Another robbery of God’s Absolute control over all things including migrating people is fear. Just like fearfully clinging to one’s guns for self-defense rather than trusting in God’s Absolute Sovereignty alone—fearfully deporting migrants; immigrants; refugees; et al also robs God of His Glory. Bible verses on this:
Psalm 27:1 New Revised Standard Version (NRSV)—
Triumphant Song of Confidence Of David.-
1 The Lord is my light and my salvation;
whom shall I fear?
The Lord is the stronghold of my life;
of whom shall I be afraid?
And: Matthew 10:28 New Revised Standard Version (NRSV)—
28 Do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul; rather fear him who can destroy both soul and body in hell.
Elsewhere Thug Wilson has admitted that neither abortion nor gun control will work as if you outlaw either one only outlaws will have them and that we should stop blaming inanimate objects that are both legal and Constitutionally protected. We mightily thank Thug for proving that pro-gun anti-abortionist anti-migrant Conservative Calvinist neo-Confederate patriarchal rape apologist windbags are neither pro-life; pro-love nor pro-God’s Absolute sovereignty over and in all things. What’s next will Thug say we have free will to choose our lifestyles….ha. Will he remove the T from TULIP? We’re beginning to think none really trust that God is in Absolute control nor in the Sovereignty of God over all things in which they pretend to believe is the Holiest of all doctrines.
June 30, 2010
Eric Barger reveals “The REAL Purpose of the Church” by giving a sneak preview of what’s in store for all True ODM Churches in these Last Days. What’s in store for all Pure ODM Churches taking a stand for Absolute Truth you may ask? Why! Nothing but the blessed rapture! (Thanks to one of our Reasearch Robot Monkeys for catching this).
However we are not quite satisfied with that answer as we are not quite in the Last Days of this Great Tribulation of Emergent apostasy—because of this we must continue to stand for Truth so that we will be ready—Rapture Ready when the blessed rapture occurs before Jesus returns and comes to slay all the non-Elect unregenerate reprobates.
Are you ready? Here is our list of what one must do to be ready in order to prepare for the blessed rapture:
- Unconditionally support every act of Israel even their acts of terrorism
- Unconditionally support USA-brand Imperialism
- Vote Obama and every Democrat out of office
- Smoke a Spurgeon-approved cigar
- Buy 667 copies of John MacArthur’s book The Truth War: Fighting for Certainty in an Age of Deception and leave one copy everywhere you go just in case one of the regenerate predestined Elect accidently stumbles upon a copy and awakens to their status of being among the regenerate predestined Elect
- Outlaw all abortion and homosexuality
- Use only a King James AV1611 Bible or ESV
- Burn any copy of Rick Warren’s Purpose Driven Life, Brian McLaren’s books or any other Emergent type book that you come across preferably while performing a Bible-Based animal sacrifice or while burning Emergent heretics themselves
- Read only the Online Discernmentalist Mafia, The Official Blog Of God’s Only Inerrant Party, Ken Silva and other ODMs to get your facts]
- Continue to be ever-vigilant and ever-valiant in your stand for our Absolute Biblical Truth
January 15, 2010
We here at the ODMafia have uncovered a secret coded message that was printed in the Minneapolis Star Tribune where Satan admits Pat Robertson was right! We quote:
Dear Pat Robertson,
I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I’m all over that action. But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I’m no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished. Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth — glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake. Haven’t you seen “Crossroads”? Or “Damn Yankees”? If I had a thing going with Haiti, there’d be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox — that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style.
Nothing against it — I’m just saying: Not how I roll.
You’re doing great work, Pat, and I don’t want to clip your wings — just, come on, you’re making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad. Keep blaming God. That’s working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract.
January 14, 2010
Wise ole Saint Pat (but not in the Roman Catholic way as that would be idolatry) announced yesterday God’s Wrath upon Haiti:
Good for ole Pat stating the Absolutely True Reformed Truth War position on natural disasters being caused by God from the foundation of the world to punish the non-Elect reprobated heathens of the world. Haiti indeed deserved to be punished as the false religion of Roman Catholicism is professed by 80% of Haitians and the Absolute Reformed Truth of Protestantism makes up about 16% of the population. Also they have a bunch more devil worshipping voodoo witch doctors who are the same as Roman Catholics so we know with Absolute Certainty that Haiti is in league with the devil—for if they truly had God they would all be Reformed Discernmentalist American Republican Truth Warriors like us.
Sharin’ Whiplash adds that Saint Pat is one of her heroes:
One of my all-time heroes of the faith. What a great man, and greatly used of God. Thank You, Lord, for Your servant, Pat Robertson, without whom we would be still struggling in the darkness of Roman Arminianism that man-exalting heresy, being Christ-like, bearing the Fruits of the Spirit, praying during tragedies, helping others as the Communists do and sharing compassion. Why Pat Robertson glorifies God by never compromising on preaching the Whole Discernmentalist Truth and is 100% Reformed because those ignorant Romanist Haitians deserve to be on the losing end of God’s Absolute Sovereignty— so I wish they would just suck it up because God can and does get His way as is His Will and He predestined from the foundation of the world to punish all those Haitians.