April 13, 2020
Former Beagles members, Slice of Laodicea and John MacArthur wowed Radio City Music Hall, discerning together for the first time in seven years with a star-studded backup research group, at a benefit to introduce children to Discernmental meditation.
The former Discernmentalists accused three people of heresy while together, they also broke out in song including such hits as “I Saw Her Sinning There,” “Magical Discernmentalist Tour”, “All you need is absolute truth,” while Apprising Ministries, Eric Barger’s Take a Stand Ministries, Red Pen and Herescope provided reseachmentalist accompaniment.
February 15, 2010
Sarah Palin (Yes! hubba hubba Awesome) to become the newest Conservoporn playmate. Watch as she saves America from the threat of Red Letter Christians and evil Emergents like Brian McLaren. She even puts Obama in his place. All in conservatively appropriate clothing. Sarah Palin (Yes! hubba hubba Awesome) is a true Discernmentalist after the hearts of all Reaganolater Reagan loving GOIP Discernmentalists. In fact we’ve heard that Sarah Palin(Yes! hubba hubba Awesome) is a female clone of our Final President Ronald Reagan.
A key scene in one of Sarah Palin(Yes! hubba hubba Awesome)’s Conservoporn productions Slaying Neo-Marxist Red Letter Christian Wolves: Tax Cuts For The Filthy Rich Turn Me On —-
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