November 23, 2019
Let us re-cap AGAIN the great and brave words of John Hagee: “Israel’s time of need is now. There is a new Hitler in the Middle East –President Ahmadinejad of Iran — who has threatened to wipe out Israel and America and is rapidly acquiring the nuclear technology to make good on his threat.” Yes Yes – Ahmadinejad rants….but what ODM does not????
Still Iran must be a GRAVE threat…because they spend LESS money on their military than Canada but MORE than Mexico (two very dangerous countries)….and we know that Canada constantly threatens China, Russia, Great Britaina and Luxemburg. We also know that US authorities as well as Israeli authorities note that Iran is pressing to build a bomb. Despite the fact that the younger generation of young people like the west (including America) we will ignore all these facts (that is what ODMs do!!!!)
We know that authorities never lie- especially military authorities!
Think….WMD in Iraq, impending invasion of the big bad army in Nicauragua in the 1980s, the threat of Granada or the communists in Vietnam….we need only place simply faith in our government – who always tells the truth – like us ODMS!
November 21, 2019
John Hagee notes “Will you join us in a covenant of loyalty to Christ? Over the years, the Lord has led many precious friends to become partners with this ministry through their financial support. Our Salt Covenant partners are those who “go the extra mile” by making a commitment to send a monthly gift for the ongoing costs of our television outreach.”
Because we know that LOYALTY to Christ means
a) supporting TV ministries (especially John Hagee’s)
b) becoming a Zionist and supporting Israel uncritically
c) allowing Hagee and family to live in wealth…thanks to you the listeners!
d) and finally taking America back to God (not sure I remember America actually ever “being back” if history serves me correct…but I’ll buy into the America’s Christian Golden Age..heck why not. A little myth here and there never hurt anyone.) Wink wink.
Come on guys what are you waiting for….
October 17, 2019
Let us re-cap the great and brave words of John Hagee “Israel’s time of need is now. There is a new Hitler in the Middle East –President Ahmadinejad of Iran — who has threatened to wipe out Israel and America and is rapidly acquiring the nuclear technology to make good on his threat.“
So yes Ahmadinejad certainly is a ranter, but we ODMS like a good ranter!
I bet John Hagee will fill his militant flock in on this little tid-bit of information at some point in time – right?… Right?
Don’t worry about the messy details of blood, gore, murder and death – besides we know that all Iranians are bent on evil.
Of course we know that ONLY the west has a right to self-defence (but not everyone else), even though it wasn’t self defence and everyone else must submit to our imperial dictates – which are always pure, based on freedom, democracy, captialism, and goodness except when our resources (or self interest) get stuck in the ground of another nation – and we KNOW we have a right to it.
Remember, we are ALWAYS the good guy. We are always right….
let us do the thinking for you.
May 17, 2011
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July 28, 2010
Jan Markell: July 27
Rich Christiano joins Jan to talk about those pesky little UFOs. Should Christians take this seriously? Yes! Christiano has produced a film about the subject — a film good for spreading the gospel. He believes, as does this ministry, that these UFOs are demonic manifestations due to the lateness of the hour. After the Rapture, the world will say that these objects took people away and good riddance.
OD Mafia Editor’s Note: We have reason to suspect Obama, Lew Rockwell, Rob Bell and all Muslims have something to do with this.
July 27, 2010
[ from the “US Christian Flag” designer’s website ]
“YOU are the USA Regiment, Army of God. THIS IS HIS LAND & YOU ARE HIS PEOPLE –raise your flag! CHRISTIAN AMERICANS, BAND TOGETHER! ”
“The Pledge of Allegiance
I pledge allegiance, to the Christian Flag,
of the United States of America,
and to the Lord, who made us great and free.
I purpose, to band together, with all believers,
to protect the truth and liberty of God.
June 13, 2005 Please note: there is clearly confusion among many. This pledge, flag, and its mission is not to replace our government pledge OR Old Glory. We are NOT trying to overthrow our government or force anyone to be a Christian. We are, however, honoring our LORD and protecting our Christian heritage and liberties. We are allowed to do that under our Constitution. The State cannot dictate to our church that we may not. When that day ever comes, You and I will all be in a desperate condition. May we please agree upon that much?” —-H/T: http://www.talk2action.org/story/2006/5/11/151212/239 .
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June 30, 2010
Eric Barger reveals “The REAL Purpose of the Church” by giving a sneak preview of what’s in store for all True ODM Churches in these Last Days. What’s in store for all Pure ODM Churches taking a stand for Absolute Truth you may ask? Why! Nothing but the blessed rapture! (Thanks to one of our Reasearch Robot Monkeys for catching this).
However we are not quite satisfied with that answer as we are not quite in the Last Days of this Great Tribulation of Emergent apostasy—because of this we must continue to stand for Truth so that we will be ready—Rapture Ready when the blessed rapture occurs before Jesus returns and comes to slay all the non-Elect unregenerate reprobates.
Are you ready? Here is our list of what one must do to be ready in order to prepare for the blessed rapture:
- Unconditionally support every act of Israel even their acts of terrorism
- Unconditionally support USA-brand Imperialism
- Vote Obama and every Democrat out of office
- Smoke a Spurgeon-approved cigar
- Buy 667 copies of John MacArthur’s book The Truth War: Fighting for Certainty in an Age of Deception and leave one copy everywhere you go just in case one of the regenerate predestined Elect accidently stumbles upon a copy and awakens to their status of being among the regenerate predestined Elect
- Outlaw all abortion and homosexuality
- Use only a King James AV1611 Bible or ESV
- Burn any copy of Rick Warren’s Purpose Driven Life, Brian McLaren’s books or any other Emergent type book that you come across preferably while performing a Bible-Based animal sacrifice or while burning Emergent heretics themselves
- Read only the Online Discernmentalist Mafia, The Official Blog Of God’s Only Inerrant Party, Ken Silva and other ODMs to get your facts]
- Continue to be ever-vigilant and ever-valiant in your stand for our Absolute Biblical Truth