Black thugs and ANTIFA are trying to destroy our beloved America—which is why we need our guns to protect us from our many enemies. Illegals are invading trying to over-run our God-ordained border—which is why we need Trump’s wall to hide behind. Muslim terrorists are trying to take us over and impose Islam and Sharia law on us—fear them and forbid them coming here. Scientists are trying to brainwash us into evilution and atheism—don’t trust em. Obama Bin Laden is going to lock us in FEMA Concentration Camps with his death panels and take our guns so that Crooked Hillary can rape our kids with pizza laced with Bill Gate’s chemtrail 5g vaccines. The Commies are coming. The Commies are coming. Fear THEM. Spread the fear; keep spreading the hate and spread the Conspiracy. Keep watching Fox News and listening to Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh. Never question US!
Oh yes, we would like to thank ODM Express for their ‘vigilance’, ‘honest’ investigative reporting, and ‘clarity’, old, ‘unbiased’ news media. Cooper Academy-D.B. Cooper—proof Jeff Bezos is D. B. Cooper… How else do you think he has all that money? The Lamestream media doesn’t want you to know the “Truth”? Wake up! Sheeple! You know who else doesn’t want you to know the “Truth”? Chad Holtz that’s who. Chad as you may not know is a Secret Hindu Agent. Chad also works for Big Amazon and is part of the Amazon ninjas trying to suppress “the Real Truth.”
Chad Holtz who has been harassing this young man, who share my Divine zeal for the Truth, with his peace mantras.
Let us take a closer look at this “peace” that Chad ends his heretic enabling comments with. Remember those “peace” cries of the hippies? What peace were they talking about? I will tell you. The peace that would invite the Communists like Barak Obama, together with his supporter, Spiritual Guru Brian McLaren*, to take over our beautiful Christian United States of America. This same peace is also the theme of John Lennon’s song “Give Peace a Chance”. As we know John Lennon and Yoko Ono were followers of the cult of the Hare Krishna mantra of Hinduism and that was what this song is really about. So here we have Chad shouting peace, peace like a mantra. What should be our conclusion? Chad might also be secret a follower of the Hare Krishna movement!
As you can see my “facts” have been well researchmentalized—believe me…
Our team of fearless researchers began research on the topic of “nearly pelagian quasi-universalism” We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia like the idea of tainting others with “isms’ that sound dangerous, and labels that we do not understand. Therefore our team of keen truthers will continue to accuse and take anything out of context to support and further our side. Truth matters, especially Online Discernmentalist Truth. Afterall, discernmentalists realize that truth must prevail…even if it is based on distortions and fabrications.
It does not matter how the truth wars are won….just as long as we are on the winning side.
Our researching robot monkeys have been dooing some deep scouring of their crainial rectums aka as Google and have sinerstly connected Trump to the Bill Gate. Proof the Bill Gate and Trump are connected to the Who Agenda. Who are both connected to the Hellary.
In 1965, Brown was arrested in his hotel room for assault and battery against an 18-year-old named Brenda Ayres; he was later acquitted of those charges.[41] A year later, he fought paternity allegations that he fathered Brenda Ayres’ child.[45]
In 1968, Brown was charged with assault with intent to commit murder after model Eva Bohn-Chin was found beneath the balcony of Brown’s second-floor apartment.[46] The charges were later dismissed after Bohn-Chin refused to cooperate with the prosecutor’s office. Brown was also ordered to pay a $300 fine for striking a deputy sheriff involved in the investigation during the incident. In Brown’s autobiography, he stated that Bohn-Chin was angry and jealous over an affair he had been having with Gloria Steinem, and this argument is what led to the “misunderstanding with the police”.[47]
In 1970, Brown was found not guilty of assault and battery, the charges stemming from a road-rage incident that had occurred in 1969.[48]
In December 1973, Brown proposed to 18-year-old Diane Stanley, a Clark College student he met in Acapulco, Mexico in April of that year.[49][50] They broke off their engagement in 1974.[51]
In 1975, Brown was sentenced to one day in jail and two years’ probation and ordered to pay a fine of $500 for beating and choking his golfing partner, Frank Snow.[52]
In 1985, Brown was charged with raping a 33-year-old woman.[53] The charges were later dismissed.[54]
In 1986, Brown was arrested for assaulting his fiancee Debra Clark.[55] Clark refused to press charges, though, and Brown was released.[56]
Brown married his second wife Monique Brown in 1997; they have two children.[57] In 1999, Brown was arrested and charged with making terrorist threats toward his wife. Later that year, he was found guilty of vandalism for smashing his wife’s car with a shovel.[58] He was sentenced to three years’ probation, one year of domestic violence counseling, and 400 hours of community service or 40 hours on a work crew along with a $1,800 fine.[59] Brown ignored the terms of his sentence and in 2000 was sentenced to six months in jail, which he began serving in 2002 after refusing the court-ordered counseling and community service.[60] He was released after 3 months.[61][62]
Proof the Bill Gate and Trump are Deep State agents. Why the use of “Great Guys”? Only someone of the Deep State would think agents in the Deep State are great. Clearly Keep America Great is a code of the Deep State. Deep State confirmed. The Lame media don’t want you to know that the Donald; the Hellary and the Bill Gate are all behind de coronas. Trump was also kicked out of network for vitamin scheme.
After it was reported that he ate pizza around kids. “That’s how the Globalist Socialist queerosexual peedo agenda gets you.”-Alex “Pizzagate” Jones said. “He must be spiritcooking.”– Jan “Q stands for cukoo” Jones.
Proofs…
Pope posing with Obama lover of the farts. The name of this painting just happens to be “Satan Ascendant” by Black Sabbath from 1666 which features the openly-satanic witch best known (to us) for her Spirit Cooking and involvement with the Podestas” also Ozzy OSBOURNE SONGS. Ozzy also known to us for biting the head off of a bat—proof this photo is sinisterly satanic.
Follow the crust….poo confirmed…flush your own toilet…watch out for the gate.
“I myself have been a forty-five year student of the satanically inspired, centuries-old conspiracy to use government, education, and media to destroy every vestige of Christianity within our society and establish a new world order. Having read at least fifty books on the Illuminati, I am convinced that it exists and can be blamed for many of man’s inhumane actions against his fellow man during the past two hundred years.”
Our Research Robot Monkeys observed this with their very eyes. This is the Bill Gate agenda to cause emergent meditation to emerge. We must put a stop to this and take a stand in the sovereignty of our pro-life anti-vax conspiracies Doctrine. Our late great affectionate uncle and mentor Ken Silva would be appalled at this worldly abomination.
“The clouds roll with thunder, that the house of the Lord shall be built throughout the earth; and these frogs sit in their marsh and croak ‘We are the only Christians’!”–Saint Augustine on the Donatists
“So that whereas the Scriptures say that ‘God redeemed his church with his own blood,’ or that he was ‘made flesh;’ or whereas, in a consonancy thereunto, and to obviate the folly of Nestorius, who made two persons of Christ, the ancients called the blessed Virgin the Mother of God,–the intendment of the one and other is no more but that he was truly God, who in his manhood was a son, had a mother, did bleed and die. And such Scripture expressions we affirm to be founded in this ‘communication of properties,’ or the assignment of that unto the person of Christ, however expressly spoken of as God or man, which is proper to him in regard of either of these natures, the one or other, God on this account being said to do what is proper to man, and man what is proper alone to God, because he who is both God and man doth both the one and the other. By what expressions and with what diligence the ancients warded the doctrine of Christ’s personal union against both Nestorius and Eutyches, the one of them dividing his person into two, the other confounding his natures by an absurd confusion and mixture of their respective essential properties (Mr B. not giving occasion), I shall not farther mention.”—John Owen**
I hope this shows where we stand in the downgrading of Truth—thankfully we have our Beloved Pope (PBUH) to show us the way as he (PBUH) has passed his knowledge on to us. In fact Dr. Itodyaso once preached on this very subject:
We know that Discernmeentalists are the purest of all “reformed” groups. It has been evidenced that since 1961 the SBC is becoming more and more Reformed. That should prove the deep history of the effect Paedobaptiphobe Baptists have had on the Reformation since Luther hammered the 95 Theses to the Wittenberg Door and set the enslaved celibate priests free to marry and drink beer (though Luther’s beer was non alcoholic as Jesus’ wine was!!).
We know the truth will set you free and we freely set it free so we can protect it and use it as a weapon against anyone that does not agree with us and our doctrines. Our weapons of spiritual warfare are not carnal but they are out of our doctrinal beliefs and out of correct beliefs. If you do not believe as we do then you are just guilty and worthy of our attack in the Name of our wrathful and angry God who hates sinners. We know that this type of belief is hard, yet we must not let easy believism corrupt the church. We must make it as hard as we can for someone to be saved by us via John MacArthur’s “doctrines” of Grace. So help us to help John (PBUH) spread the downgrade of our Truth for “to come to knowledge of Truth is to be Saved.”
Don Jobson, Self-Proclaimed Ordained Gatekeeper and Defender of Truth; Pastor-Teacher-Ruling Elder over the Entire Congregation of the True Remnant of all of our Cyber-Brethern in Arms in the Truth War
*– “Great preacher Charles Spurgeon described “soul-winning [as] the chief business . . . of every true believer.” Step into soul-winning boot camp today with John MacArthur on “Grace to You,” as he studies the lifesaving mission God calls you to.”
**– “John Owen was a pastor-theologian of the Puritan era who understood sin. He really understood it. In his little book, The Mortification of Sin, a tremendous gift to the church, he wrote, “It is to be feared that very many Christians have little knowledge of the main enemy that they carry about with them in their hearts.””—John MacArthur
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rsalism” We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia like the idea of tainting others with “isms’ that sound dangerous, and labels that we do not understand. Therefore our team of keen truthers will continue to accuse and take anything out of context to support and further our side. Truth matters, especially Online Discernmentalist Truth. Afterall, discernmentalists realize that truth must prevail…even if it is based on distortions and fabrications.
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