Our Goal For A Post-Emergent Church

October 15, 2009

The Post-Emergent Church

The Post-Emergent Church Of The Future—For old people that never grow out of their youth. A non-seeker-sensitive approach to church: How to lose friends and alienate people. The Post-Emergent Church will return us back to fundamentalism while still remaining relevant. Praise Hymn Rock Songs Include:

  • In Awe Of Thy 600+ Commandments, Praise Jesus 25x Chorus, Jesus Is Coming Now Grab Your Guns, We’re Old But We’re Still Young In Church, A Mighty Fortress Is Our Bible, I Saw Jesus Shoot A Heretic But He Did Not Shoot The Deputy, We Hold The Absolute Truth And So Can You, We’ll Annoy You With One More Praise Chorus, We Wish You A Servetus Barbecue, O I Hope My Shoe Is Holey Enough For The Rapture and Raise A Banner Of War On The Non-Elect

Confession of Faith: Legalism is Lord. Church services will include inquisitions on non-believers followed by forced baptisms. Afterwards, we’ll have a pot luck lunch. Everyone wins—souls that is! Rainbow wigs available after your first forced communion.

 

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Walid Shoebat going to bat for Israel…

June 24, 2009

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Walid Shoebat ALLEGED former terrorist suggests that the “The Arab refugee problem was caused by Arab aggression and not Israel. Why should Israel be responsible for their fate?”

Who cares about responsibility, accountability, being the bigger man, doing what is right, worrying about the suffering of others etc blah blah.  So what if people live in misery, squalor and civil decay.

As Truthslayer, I’m fully behind everything that Israel does… uncritically… despite the fact that the Old Testament says:

Ex 22:21 –   “Do not mistreat an alien or oppress him, for you were aliens in Egypt….”

Ex 23:9 –   “Do not oppress an alien; you yourselves know how it feels to be aliens, because you were aliens in Egypt.”

Le 19:34 – ” The alien living with you must be treated as one of your native-born. Love him as yourself, for you were aliens in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.”

De 10:19 –  ” And you are to love those who are aliens, for you yourselves were aliens in Egypt. ”

Online Discernmentalist Ministries KNOW that we do not take seriously loving our neighbour as ourselves, or loving our enemies…because those bible passages are pandering to liberals and limp wristed Christians.  We realize the biblical thing to do is to crush our enemies, potential enemies or perceived enemies before they get us. That is what Jesus would do.!!…and since He loves Israel that’s what he’d want us to do today.

So Shoebat wants Israel a highly sophisticated, progressive  democracy to ignore the Arab refugee problem just as surrounding Arabs have done….they can do so without justification (even ignoring their own Hebrew Scriptures) because after all they are refugees…not real people with feelings, emotions, family etc.  My guess is that Shoebat is selectively ignoring the New Testament scriptures too…and we endorse this….because refugees are bad guys (also hungry, poor and desperate)…and we don’t have to treat bad guys well. Please don’t point out that when Jesus and His family fled to Egypt they were refugees.

We concur with Walid Shoebat...its not our problem…..thank goodness we are not like those refugees, or bad Arabs and that we tithe 10%, offer our best spices….etc etc


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