Definition of Terms

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As you know we at ODMafia have a lot of technical terms and we use them often.
Why you ask? Good question!
It is because we are experts. We know stuff you don’t…and its best we give you our terms on….our terms.

If you are a new reader you need to get to know our technical terms and jargon to understand what we are saying(because what we write about is of utmost importance) :

Discernmentalist: An expert discerner who knows all, is able to read minds, re-interpret quotes, and misinterpret quotes biblically. Typically involved in the “special ops” of discernment, and has the right to mislead the public when defending the truth or orthodoxy against the unrighteous (ie almost everyone).

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DTW: Discerning the World (not to be misconstrued with Discerning the World 3, another discernment ministry)

Stretch Technology: This technology is used by DTW.  STRETCH is an an acronym that stands for Survey Truth Revise & Exaggerate Truncate Cacophony of Hagiomania. Used to “reinterpret” data and quotes and allows DTW to peer into the minds of others.

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TSM: Eric Barger’s Take A Stand Ministries.

BS: TSM uses the Bible-Based Satellite (BS) & Secret cloaking device for Bibles and exotic research technologies. BS is full of surprises but is said to be purely absolute and biblical…at all times.

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AM: Apprising Ministries.
DIRT: AM has devised (DIRT) Direct Interpretation Revelation and Translation to aid and abet discernmentalists across the world.
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SODUM

Secret Order of Discernmentalist United in Ministry

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SoL / SOL / Slice: Slice of Laodicea

SoL: Invented DUMB technology which stands for Discernmentalist Utility for Mesmurizing Brains. It is a sort of stund-gun (not to be misconstrued with stun-gun) that allows a user to bend the laws of rational thinking. Used widely among discernmentalists…and this technology has been sold off to a number of ministries.

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  59. centralityofthegospel says:

    As a play on words I think you should do a topic on penile substition and the homosexual agenda of heretical thinkers!

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  63. SC: Synergistic Calvinism. The doctrine that teaches that God elects some people to earn their salvation by faith plus good works and appoints others to reprobation through apostasy and vain faith. The paradox is that salvation is not of yourselves, and yet at the same time it is entirely of yourselves, so you may boast all you want. God will approve of your boasting and stroke your ego at the Last Day. Then you will enter heaven, which is a gossip parlor, where you get to have fun talking about all the wretched sinners who missed out.

    Also known as LS: Lordship Salvation

  64. ): says:

    ): wow

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