Seeing Fearfully: An Important Discernmentalist Message!

May 17, 2020

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Black thugs and ANTIFA are trying to destroy our beloved America—which is why we need our guns to protect us from our many enemies. Illegals are invading trying to over-run our God-ordained border—which is why we need Trump’s wall to hide behind. Muslim terrorists are trying to take us over and impose Islam and Sharia law on us—fear them and forbid them coming here. Scientists are trying to brainwash us into evilution and atheism—don’t trust em. Obama Bin Laden is going to lock us in FEMA Concentration Camps with his death panels and take our guns so that Crooked Hillary can rape our kids with pizza laced with Bill Gate’s chemtrail 5g vaccines. The Commies are coming. The Commies are coming. Fear THEM. Spread the fear; keep spreading the hate and spread the Conspiracy. Keep watching Fox News and listening to Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh. Never question US!

Why does the “Fake News” lamestream lying media and libturds want us to fear a non-existent entity? 

 

 


Breaking: Unbiblical Cereal Persecuting Discernmentalists!

October 26, 2019

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We all belong together. So for the first time in history, our famous mascots and cereals are offered exclusively together in the same box for All Together Cereal. It’s a symbol of acceptance no matter how you look, where you’re from or who you love.

Oh the horror is there any object that doesn’t offend us or persecute us! This is worse than when fictional cartoon rats got ghey-married causing hetero-marriages to fail by osmosis! Noted Discernmentlist Ken Ham declared: “We are not “All together,” as the lifestyle/worldview of these fictional cereal mascots is anti-God, anti-biblical & anti-science and consists of only a small minority in the culture.” As my co-Truthwarrior Dr. Truthslayer has pointed out: “We demand that this cereal be stopped!!! We can only guess that some time soon they will introduce whole grain oats, barley, and maize to this liberal mix. Its processed whole-wheat or nothing!!!”

In fact we know this as one Kellogian stated: “Just think now KIDS might get the idea to buy 6 separate boxes of cereal, and mix them up on their own! Kellog’s is now working for the Devil! No more Kelloggs! They are evil, because any of their cereals might get mixed!!! Leading kids to proclaim: Hail Satan!” If this doesn’t make clear how unbiblical and apostate this cereal really is—consider this—our Research Robot Monkeys overheard this apostate cereal saying:

“Black, white, green, red
Can I take my friend to bed?
Pink, brown, yellow, orange, and blue
I love you”

We only wish that more inanimate objects; fictional characters; even animals would hold true to our morals; Doctrines and worldview. We have one word of caution—if you see this cereal in stores…flee!

To counteract this assault on our Truth—we recommend a daily dose of Calvin Crunch; Reformation Crunch; Truth Loops; Catacomb; and Christo-Fascist Flakes for a more Biblically-sound all around healthy breakfast and extra-protection from wetness!


Discerning The World (DTW) Discerns Rob! Part 1

October 23, 2019

tj200810261747-1In keen Discernmentalist fashion Discerning The World (DTW) quotes Rob Bell:

Rob Bell – The Original Guerilla Theatre: throwing ourselves into this ancient, sacred art form with the absurd, naive, antiquated belief that the world needs inspiring, provocative, comforting, dangerous, healing, great sermons now more than ever

We are not sure exactly what that quote means ….BUT….using Discerning the World’s newly invented  STRETCH technology (Survey Truth Revise & Exaggerate Truncate Cacophony of Hagiomania)  -we get the following re-interpretation….

[DTW note: What Rob Bell REALLY means here.   Ancient, sacred art = paganism, occult.  By art they actually mean the craft or ‘art of the craft’.  In short it means this:  The experience and feeling you can attain by following ancient sacred knowledge by practicing certain disciplines.

ODMAfia note: We like the added emphasis that DTW gives for interpretation ie What Rob Bell REALLY means…

Despite the fact that readers are given almost no context (which is an effective discernmentalist tool)….could not “ancient, sacred art” mean conveying stories or parables (just like ancient men did,  like Jesus used????) to convey truth through narrative?

We like the fact that DTW uses insinuation…another effective tool of attack against the unrighteous.  We are also pleased that DTW has replaced the Roman Magisterium with themselves as the ultimate interpreter of all that is Rob Bell, Emergent or any other “defective” Christianity.

We are thankful for the Discerning the World  MAGISTERIAL interpretation of Rob Bell by using STRETCH. Thanks guys!


America’s Founders Were Against Religious Liberty 4 Muslims: No, Seriously!

April 17, 2019

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Despite his criticism of Islam, Jefferson supported the rights of its adherents. Evidence exists that Jefferson had been thinking privately about Muslim inclusion in his new country since 1776. A few months after penning the Declaration of Independence, he returned to Virginia to draft legislation about religion for his native state, writing in his private notes a paraphrase of the English philosopher John Locke’s 1689 “Letter on Toleration”:

“(He) says neither Pagan nor Mahometan (Muslim) nor Jew ought to be excluded from the civil rights of the commonwealth because of his religion.”

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Jefferson’s vision of religious freedom can be seen on full display in Congress.  Of the 545 members of Congress, there are two Muslims, three Buddhists, three Hindus, thirty-two Jews, and a whopping 168 Catholics.  In the most recent presidential election cycle, of the candidates running for president, there were seven Catholics19 and one Jew.20  Religious freedom, both people’s right to practice and the government’s prohibition of establishment, remains one of the most fiercely defended ideals in America today.

What is remarkable about the history of religious freedom in America is the lack of institutional religious discrimination.  This particularly holds true when contrasted with racial discrimination.  While individuals will always have their prejudices, there were no equivalent of Jim Crow laws for Catholics and Jews, and it was more difficult for nativist groups such as the Klan to go after religious minorities than racial minorities.  Infamous Supreme Court decisions, such as Dred Scot v. Sanford, Plessy v. Ferguson, and Korematsu v. United States, all stripped Americans of their rights on a racial basis, although there is no such religious equivalent.  In light of calls to strip Muslim-Americans of their rights, it is then important to remember the attitudes of Thomas Jefferson and the Founders.  Although many held dim views of Islam, they believed the government had no authority to dictate a person’s conscience and no law should ever be passed restricting the full exercise of a person’s civil rights on the grounds of their religion.

As you can see this is why we must Take A Stand for against Religious Liberty for Muslims today.

 


That’s So Discernmentalist!

February 28, 2010

Using Eric Barger’s STRETCH and Revisionist Technology and Todd Friel’s Subliminal Brainwashing microwaves Ken  Silva and his loyal band of Discernmentalists have found a way to hit the Preteen/Tween and Teenage television markets. The first of their fruits is:

Weekends at 9:30AM
All times ET/PT
 
That’s So Discernmentalist is a new live-action situation comedy starring Raven (formerly credited as Raven-Symone, The Cosby Show) as Reagan “Marxist” Basher, a winsome Capitalist-loving teen whose ability to glimpse flashes of the future and know all through perfect osmosis cause trouble whenever she meets Emergent and Red-Letter Christians. Helping her out (or sometimes into) these predicaments are her best friends Eddie Silva and Chelsea Barger, whose loyalty can be counted on whether Reagan’s escapades involve hilarious disguises, hostile government overthrows of corporations by God’s Only Inerrant/Republican Party, exploitation, discernmentalism or a hint of danger. Allowing her flights of fancy — yet eager to keep her feet on the ground — are Reagan’s parents, Victoria and Todd “Emergent” Basher. And then there’s precocious kid brother Cory, who is both an annoyance and invaluable resource to his big sis. Cory not only idolizes Final President Reagan and Capitalism, but the love of money is his total root motivation with all his wacky “get rich quick” business schemes. Watch with the whole family and learn these Discernmentalist values: arrogance, greed, haughtiness, Capitalist Materialism, divisionism, knowing by osmosis, condescending selfishness, avarice, revisionism, strawman arguments, how to listen to only yourself when you  yell and scream at your opponents and much much more…
 
 
©GOIP Productions
Length: 00:23
Genre: Children, Sitcom, Comedy
Original Airdate: 2003+7/10

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