November 21, 2019
John Hagee notes “Will you join us in a covenant of loyalty to Christ? Over the years, the Lord has led many precious friends to become partners with this ministry through their financial support. Our Salt Covenant partners are those who “go the extra mile” by making a commitment to send a monthly gift for the ongoing costs of our television outreach.”
Because we know that LOYALTY to Christ means
a) supporting TV ministries (especially John Hagee’s)
b) becoming a Zionist and supporting Israel uncritically
c) allowing Hagee and family to live in wealth…thanks to you the listeners!
d) and finally taking America back to God (not sure I remember America actually ever “being back” if history serves me correct…but I’ll buy into the America’s Christian Golden Age..heck why not. A little myth here and there never hurt anyone.) Wink wink.
Come on guys what are you waiting for….
November 6, 2019
An all new season of our favourite characters from LOOSED are back. Just as a recap several truth warriors survive a plane crash on a mysterious island. Each is vying for the truth, too establish themselves as the ultimate truth warrior by prooving who is the most orthodox. Could the Reformed Intelligensia Initiative be behind this insidiousness?
When several truth warriors are set LOOSE in the wilds of a remote island…what is the worst that can happen?
Stay tuned this season for all new episodes of….
May 21, 2019
Counting our money like a Boss!
THE REASON WE LOVE CEOS
We discernmentalists approve of the capitalist ways because what is capitalist is biblical, and what is biblical is capitalist. Therefore, we approve of cost cutting measures that undercut the lowest paid workers to sustain those at the top. Moreover, this is to ensure that CEOs, Publishers, VPs, and Vice Presidents can continue making 10-100 times more money than the lowest paid ones.
Finally, we also encourage large corporations to outsource jobs. We concur that (like you) we don’t care about sustaining local economies. We only care about the bottom line and sustaining those who are in positions of power and privilege. It does not matter that an unemployed worker may now be a drain on the local economy due to his newly found lack of buying power. We are only glad that that VP etc can buy her new Porsche and still afford that nice cottage in the summer.
Keep the status quo!
May 13, 2019
“The Bible has a wax nose; you can twist it whichever way you want!” —Martin Luther
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February 2, 2010
New World Order Weekend asks WWRRD (What Would Ronald Reagan Do)? as Discernmentalists remember the glories of Ronald Reagan’s America this week as compared to the evils of Obama’s America.
Things we remember Reagan for:
- Tax cuts for the rich
- Single handedly destroying Communism forever
- Response to Challenger disaster
- His Christian faith
Things we choose not to remember Reagan for:
- Enabled the Taliban
- Sanctioned “terrorist operatives” in South and Central America and Africa
- CIA assassinations of democratically elected leaders
- Iran-Contra fiasco
- Supported Saddam Hussein
- Did we mention he supported terrorist organizations?