Rob Bell outed for ‘nearly pelagian quasi-universalism’…

April 18, 2020

Our team of fearless researchers began research on the topic  of “nearly pelagian quasi-univephonyrsalism” We  at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia like the idea of tainting others with “isms’ that sound dangerous, and labels that we do not understand. Therefore our team of keen truthers will continue to accuse and take anything out of context to support and further our side. Truth matters, especially Online Discernmentalist Truth. Afterall, discernmentalists realize that truth must prevail…even if it is based on distortions and fabrications.

It does not matter how the truth wars are won….just as long as we are on the winning side.

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IS PAUL PROCTOR DRIVING CHURCH NUMBERS DOWN?

November 29, 2019

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Using his discernmentalist skills Paul Proctor is quoted as saying “The reports are everywhere now about the declining numbers of church members and baptisms – especially among Southern Baptists…Everyone is trying to figure out what’s wrong.” Having insight into God’s will Proctor notes “This might come as a shock to many, but I would suggest that the answer here might just be nothing is wrong – that those declining numbers that are troubling the pulpits of American churches right now may well be God’s will being carried out by His own being called out of a growing apostasy flourishing within them.”

Of course it could be that the numbers have been over exaggerated by attendees who never actually go to church, or members defecting to other denominations, or house churches….but we digress…

Paul further states “If God is in control, as so many of today’s church members are fond of saying – then He must also be in control of the declining numbers.” However, we do not want to blame God for Paul Proctor presumptuous claims…we at the ODMafia however do want to claim him as an expert discernmentalist

…if he can read the mind of God…we want him on our side.

Truthslayer


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