More on the Christian Research Net Mission Statement

November 20, 2019

'Have you ever noticed how similar the words maroon and moron are?'

The ODMafia, is proud once again to review CRN’s mission statement. They suggest “The purpose of Christian Research Net in the Lord is to provide solid Biblical information concerning the enemy’s work to mislead the Church today.” When they mean the “enemies work to mislead” we believe that CRN is very helpful in that regard. In fact, and we blush, we think they are experts.

If you hear ODMafia stating “More on Christian Research Net Mission Statement” we don’t mean “moron,” but rather more on. We want to be clear on this since we are the backbone of bible based bible information.

 

Truthslayer


What we believe….

June 1, 2019

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Possibly KJV ONLY Bigfoot? (Pictured)

Direct and in from our ever truth seeking robot research monkey’s is the following from South Heights Baptist Church of Sapulpa statement of beliefs.

The first two statements of faith:  1) That the Bible is the inspired, infallible, inerrant Word of  God, and that it is our only rule of faith and practice. and 2) That the 1769 Blayney revision of the AV1611 King James Version of the Bible is God’s preserved Word for English-speaking people.

We also endorse these statements since things like the Bible take precedence over persons like Jesus our Risen Lord. Moreover, we think that the AV1611 King James Bible is the purest form of the Bible, falling from the sky entirely preserved as is and more superior to other bibles and without a single revision.

The KJB is so perfect and so Holy that it didn’t need a translator as it’s obscure language is easily understood via Bible-Osmosis.

Even Bigfoot agrees as after he got saved by reading The Truth War—he began speaking in a tongue that no modern hearer understands yet we have reason to believe he understood.

Truthslayer guarding our Bible with Shakesperian speech


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