December 3, 2009
Discernmentalists, we are under direct attack on a daily basis. We need to rally to arms and put on the aggressive defense. Just last month Brian McLaren directly assaulted Uncle Ken Silva and Aunt Ingrid Schlueter of Slice Of Laodicea. Ingrid was caught yelling in a headlock:
What an appallingly dishonest way to deal with your critics, McLaren.
which inspired her to write this scathing critique of her ordeal:
by Ingrid Schlueter
Emergent author Brian McLaren doesn’t believe in a literal Second Coming of Jesus. He has problems with the penal substitutionary atonement of Jesus on the cross. A literal hell with eternal torment for those who reject Christ? Not likely. The Genesis account of the fall of man? Not true. But instead of addressing his own spiritual rebellion, Brian appears to want to paint his critics as bigots. In a recent blog post, McLaren demands that what he calls “discernment websites” (he used the quote marks) address an African country’s attempts to codify severe penalties for homosexuality into law. He seems to imply that these same “discernment ministries” would automatically support the arrest and execution of gays by Uganda.
For the record, Brian, that’s a pretty nasty strategy to use against those who point to your heretical doctrinal views. While emergents supposedly are intellectual, open-minded people who enjoy conversations with subtle nuances and lots of mystery, McLaren actually sees things in black and white. Anyone who is not willing to jettison cardinal doctrine and embrace his “new kind of Christianity” is painted as ready to commit hate crimes and would support mistreating gays. What an appallingly dishonest way to deal with your critics, McLaren.
Ken was found wounded in the fray but not hurt. We asked him for comment and all he could murmur was:
It’s interesting this “minister” would place quotations around “discernment websites.” Well, as one of said sites, I can tell McLaren that I personally do not at all “enjoy featuring and critiquing the work” of any of these postliberal rebels against the final authority of God’s Word. The Lord knows that I’d much rather go back to apologetics and evangelizing those lost in the kingdom of the cults.
Indeed this is why we must go back on the aggressive defense and never compromise on preaching the whole ‘discernmentalist’ truth to all liberal, apostate, heretics!
January 21, 2009
THE Editors note: We would like to introduce a new writer here at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia. His name is TruthSlayer and I am amazed at his discernmentalist skills.
Several apologetic discernment ministries have reported a major fracture in the Emerging Church movement. Thankfully, SoL, Take A Stand Ministries, Herescope and Apprising Ministries have all reported a huge rift that occurred last Tuesday morning within the Emerging church movement. Dan Kimball a major proponent of Emerging noted that his hair is succeeded from his head. He would not comment any further
Another unnamed ministry was able to interview Kimball’s hair. Reports so far note that his hair had moved onto a more bible-hair based ministry. Kimball’s hair was reported to have had enough of the “greased back” programs and would like to let his hair down. The unnamed ministry learned that Dan Kimball was in fact not bible based…as a matter of fact his hair was quoted as saying “Dan did not even have a house built out of bibles….instead it was built out of secular brick and mortar” Hair went on to say “I was so uncomfortable in a non-bible based home.” As a matter of fact other shocking elements to the story persist that Dan only had 6 bibles in his household, and he had a subscription to Christianity Today…and applying our Discernmentalist Tools we know that Today is shockingly close to the word GAY.
February 27, 2008
Here is picture of what you will find at an emerging church service!
One of my sources as revealed that the emerging church is tied to the recent gay porn murder case. In the recent article the title revealed to my discernmentalist eye the connection.
“New Evidence Emerges In Gay Porn Producer Murder“
Here is a bit from the article:
“On the hard drive they found a photograph of a man… “
It goes on to state that these emerging people
“…were charged in Virginia with racketeering, conspiracy to launder money and conspiracy to receive money from the earnings of prostitution.”
This is why we need to promote more War and less Love. These emergents are such vile and disgusting people that would even show up on sites like this and be promoted by “murdering gay porn producers”. What is next married sex on stage instead of a sermon? Like Ingrid I give it 5 years.
You all should thank God for this site and sites like CRN’s great and important research such as this article!
Such regulations indeed have an appearance of wisdom,
Other “well researched” articles just like this one!
February 7, 2008
How dare people not listen to this true “man of God!” May God curse all those man based Gospel teachers. Can’t you see the effectiveness of this great preaching! “God will be loving you when you are in Hell my friend!” Yes! Great preaching!
January 31, 2008
I hope this is not the new trend from CRN as they have been in the front line of the “Truth War” protecting God and His Truth from mere men who if we are not careful could destroy the Church as we have had it passed down to us from the great Reformers of Old!
In this article CRN goes soft on the gay lifestyle!
Be sure to pray that this foul emergent stench is not infecting CRN. Ken Silva is one of the front men who shares my views on God’s wrath and anger.
Spreading the joy and peace of God,