“Reformation Eroding!”: Warns Pulpit & Pen

April 24, 2019

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Once again the Pure Doctrines of our most Holy most illustrious most inerrant Pope of our Truth War (PBUH) have come under attack. Our Research Robot Monkeys have noted that one of our own Al Mohler (who we already exposed as a Socialist against our Clear Teachings) did something that we ODMs disapprove of: mourned the fire at Notre Dame against our Clear Teachings against such. Quote:

Like most in the Evangelical Intelligentsia, Albert Mohler is signaling a virtue that is almost altogether disconnected from his theology. The long, long line to mourn the loss of a Temple of Idols forms somewhere near the headquarters of The Social Gospel Coalition, who lean heavily upon Roman Catholic Liberation Theology to support their progressive political agenda.

Mohler wrote an article entitled History Burning Before Our Eyes in which he laments the loss of so much ‘history.’ The history of Roman Catholicism has been the death of hundreds of thousands of Protestants, abject tyranny, responsibility for the Dark Ages, and the propagation of superstitious anti-Christ religion around the world.

We here at the ODMafia agree that this is a clear perversion of our the Doctrines of Grace and will erode the Protestant Reformation of Martin Luther’s (who observed Easter against our clear teachings on it’s pagan catholic origins) and John Calvin (who was influenced by the Patristics against our clear teachings to avoid all things Catholic). For shame Al—repent back to our Angry ODM Truth War Gospel against all those we deem unworthy of God’s grace or the liberals; gays; emergent hordes; Catholics; semi-pelagians; Rob Bell;  Armenians; pacifists; extraterrestrials; Red Letter Christians; Dracula; Bigfoot; etc. whose God’s love wins will erode our Reformation and the Purity of our Sound Doctrines and prevent us from bringing all of us back to the Dark Ages.

As noted by one of our fellow Discernmentalists after reading the excellent Discernmentalist article by Bullsh@t & Spin Dullspit & Sin Dips#it & Pretend Pulpit & Pen:

“Quite a shame Al Mohler bases his postmodern opinion on to the Reformers none of whom were Catholic. There was not even a shred of mention by them being influenced by Catholic belief. I’m sick of Social Justice promoting Christians? basing all their thoughts on things with “feelings.” I don’t care how you feel about things, you don’t get to change the facts to suit your preferences, just by posting your favorite leftist postmodern opinion. Truth be told the Reformers are rolling over in their graves with everything you jackasses have done to screw up the church.”—Tyrone V. Hoofendorfer

We move that Phil Johnson aka Hugh Jass  of the mighty Truth Warrior site Pyromaniacs force persuade Al to rejoin the ODM fold and take a stand in the Pure Doctrines of our most illustrious most Holy most inerrant Pope over ODMs and internet Calvinists everywhere (PBUH) or revoke his association with Mohler. In case you have forgotten my credentials—I was personally  mentored by the late great Pastor-Teacher to the Online Congregation of the True Remnant of ODMs—who personally sat at the feet of the late Walter Martin by pouring over his Apologetics cassette tapes for several hours. This gives me more than enough self-righteousness to discernmentalize and judgmentalize all those who don’t hold true to the Purity of our Doctrines of the Truth War.


Mark Driscoll the Cussing Pastor, forgets to Cuss During Sermon!

March 5, 2008

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Picture of Mark Driscoll using hand gestures as he describes his latest series on Song of Solomon.

Discernmentalist News~

Mark Driscoll who was made famous by Donald Miller in his book  little book of heresy “Blue Like Jazz” is the lead pastor Mars Hill Seattle an emerging church (every other week).

 While preaching last week Mark Driscoll finished his service and almost fell on his face when he realized he forgot to swear during his sermon. He was put off a bit when half the congregation (that only comes to hear him swear and find out if they are to give a thumb up or down on Emergent Village.) began to get up and leave half way through his sermon.

There were some that were over heard as they left stating that they were wondering if Mark Driscoll had gotten saved sometime last week before the service, though this cannot be confirmed or denied we just thought we might let the reader JUDGE whether condemnation is needed.

Continue to pray against Mark and his Church of potty mouth wannabes so that God will be still Holy in Seattle.

 


A friend sent me this encouraging email

February 2, 2008

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An Emerging Church Service~!

This may are may not be from a contributor of CRN. In fact all it stated was from the editor’s desk about Rick Warren’s new book* he helped co write.

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From the desk of the Right Reverend Pastor Teacher general-editor/editor:**  

The Lord spoke to me the other night as I read the dustcover of this book. Seeing as Warren is a semi-pelegian-Armenian-emerging-ecumenenical-diaper wearing snot head, it only seemed appropriate that I would be disgraced with the presence of God and it would lead me to write this diatribe….errr….missive.  

I didn’t even have to crack the book open since I realized that the editor was a cousin of a friend of a coworker of the mailman of a Rob Bell (who himself is a semi-pelegian-Armenian-emerging-ecumenenical-kid who writes the short bus). And since everyone who is a true convert knows that Rob Bell is the man-boy love child of Brian McLaren, who the Lord has told me is a slowly becoming catholic Birkenstock wearing hookahs smoking emergo poser, it pleases me that the Lord would also tell me to write a review of this book that’s only suitable for toilet paper, littler box liner, or tissues that I’d rather stick in naughty parts of my body. Now, I’m telling you in the Lord that “deeds not creeds” loving Warren is rotten root of the man centered liberal theology, since Africa is where fleshy tunes of Satan originates.  

Clearly this worldly music is eating away at the souls of children everywhere and in his own flesh mind Warren tells us that we should be involved in the great social causes such as emancipation, which the Lord told me is only dominion theology. Now apparently, in this freeing of slaves from slavery, which God didn’t see as a problem, see the scripture on this, it warms the cockles of my heart to let you know that emerging lead guitarist “pastors” everywhere are only going to use this book to encourage more commie loving puppets in their congregation to care for “the least of these”, who, everyone who is a true convert knows, are only people who God elected since before the beginning of time.  

Finally, since the time is near for His Return, and you now see how the Devil is bringing us to a one world religion, thanks to the North American Union and the apostate Roman Catholic Church. In closing, I want to remind all God fearing Christians everywhere to NOT DRINK soy milk, since it can make you gay. 

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Thank God we have people like Ken Silva  the general editor/editor at CRN that understand the hate of God and want to spread that message of His Anger to all!

I also wanted to share this bit from the Holiest anointed non cessationist prophet of Jesus Christ living today.

“And may I add that it is not to say that God doesn’t love, but it is to say that you’ll never understand how great His love is unless you know how great His hate is. I mean, if you understand that God hates sin so profoundly then you will find it all the more amazing that He can love sinners. So that without an understanding of His hate, His love is crippled too in our thinking. Love and grace are favorite terms, are void of meaning if God does not hate.” ~ John MacArthur

 

No doubt you have been blessed more by me as usually. (Hebrews 7:7)

Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.,

I. Todyaso

 *My lawyers told me that I must state that Rick only did the forward.

** The name was removed so that the evil Emergents don’t attack my friend with their vile anti heaven/hell/ teachings! 


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