Kanye West’s new found Salvation called into Question

November 22, 2019

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Discernmentalists recently questioned whether or not Kanye West has a new found saved status or not after it was discovered that he will attend Joel Osteen’s church.

Our Research Robot Monkeys uncovered even more sinister facts concerning Kanye West’s new found salvation:

No praying, no sermon, no word, just music!

In a recent interview with Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Kim explained that Sunday Service is “more of just a healing experience” than a religious one. “There’s no praying, there’s no sermon, no word, just music, and just a feeling — and it’s Christian,” she explained. So, it’s like a high-vibe spiritual Christian concert that’s welcoming of celebrities and other musicians, such as Katy Perry and Busy Philipps. [Emphasis added]

Radical obedience, NO REPENTANCE OF SIN

During one song, where singers declared that “nothing is too hard for God,” Kanye stopped and prayed to God, imploring the congregation, “all you ask is for radical obedience to You.” [Emphasis added]

We agree as we’re the Greatest most Smart send us your money Discernmentalists of all time! In fact in our esteemed wisdom we’ve already discernmentalized Kanye by osmosis before DTW. We must add that even others agree—we point you to our spiritual descendants:

A post slightly related to ours: https://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-leads-kanye-west-to-top-of-lakewood-church-to-offer-him-all-the-kingdoms-of-the-earth-in-their-splendor?fbclid=IwAR0iGH5b58co4l6uWkQ9XVO2fQL513qNHKiutYLckLRcC6dWfC_fe1kvruo


Please Ray, Repent!

March 19, 2008

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I love my hero’s!  Not in a worship them above God way, but in a respect kind of way.  So it was with utter shock that one of my hero’s slipped today.  I guess I should back up a minute.  Ray Comfort is part of  the team that is Way of the Master.  They have Mastered (pun intended) a formulaic way of guilting people to find Christ.  It works GREAT.  I have used it myself, although not with the desired results.  I got a chocolate milkshake in my face.  Maybe I didn’t guilt good enough.  Anyway, he is one of the gods (small g) of fundamentalism.  He can take a passage and make it fit his agenda and theology without missing a beat and make you feel like a non-Christian for missing it.  Genius!

But here is what he said today:

“What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul?”
“What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul?”
“What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul?”

Wait for about five seconds, close your eyes and say all three sentences again within your mind, making sure you emphasize the same italicised words (don’t cheat). If it doesn’t work, repeat the exercise, doing it slower with stronger emphasis on the italicized word.”

Ray, don’t you see what you are doing. 

 

You are taking on the Emergent practice of meditation, or worse, you are taking on the New Age practice of chanting!  Don’t you read Ken Silva (awesome) or Ingrid (awesome) about the perils of doing a satanic ritual.  How can you call yourself a Christian and use such practices?  Not only that, but you are asking others to do these practices as well.  You might as well be a conduit for satan himself!   

Please repent and get back on the straight and narrow.  Actually, you might not have been saved since you are now using these practices.  So repent and believe and be saved.  Forsake these practices because they are from the devil and you know what that means.  You use those verses all the time.  Please Ray, before it is too late.  Just one question to ask  you Ray, Are you a good person?


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