Apprising Ministries May Have Accused CRN.INFO of Worldliness

May 12, 2020

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Celebrating AM’s Legacy of Aspiring to Misinform- Apprising Ministries (AM) using the latest in Bible Discernment technology have have found that CRN.INFO is using worldly tools. AM was rumoured to have said the following after an  interview with some dude who mumbled the following as quoted by AM “If you notice on the left hand side of their blog….they have a link to a glossary of logic.” AM in more insightful apprisingness notes “Logic is entirely pagan and worldly, in fact the word logic is not found in the bible and CRN.INFO is in danger of apostasy….we should not be thinking logically, but rather Biblically.” Slice of Laodicea, always mindful that morals and IQs are ever circling the drain (a real quote – seriously) will likely further probe this damning evidence, and accuse us ODMafia of using a cuss word (ie Damning).


Former Beagles, Slice of Laodicea, John MacArthur unite for charity

April 13, 2020

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Former Beagles members, Slice of Laodicea and John MacArthur wowed Radio City Music Hall, discerning together for the first time in seven years with a star-studded backup research group, at a benefit to introduce children to Discernmental meditation.

The former Discernmentalists accused three people of heresy while together, they also broke out in song including such hits as “I Saw Her Sinning There,” “Magical Discernmentalist Tour”, “All you need is absolute truth,” while Apprising Ministries, Eric Barger’s Take a Stand Ministries, Red Pen and Herescope provided reseachmentalist accompaniment.

Truthslayer reports


John Hagee – Hitler on the rise again! 3.0

November 23, 2019

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Let us re-cap AGAIN the great and brave words of John Hagee: “Israel’s time of need is now. There is a new Hitler in the Middle East –President Ahmadinejad of Iran — who has threatened to wipe out Israel and America and is rapidly acquiring the nuclear technology to make good on his threat.”  Yes Yes – Ahmadinejad rants….but what ODM does not????

Still Iran must be a GRAVE threat…because they spend LESS money on their military than Canada but MORE than Mexico (two very dangerous countries)….and we know that Canada constantly threatens China, Russia, Great Britaina and Luxemburg. We also know that US authorities as well as Israeli authorities note that Iran is pressing to build a bomb. Despite the fact that the younger generation of young people like the west (including America) we will ignore all these facts (that is what ODMs do!!!!)

We know that authorities never lie- especially military authorities!

Think….WMD in Iraq, impending invasion of the big bad army in Nicauragua in the 1980s, the threat of Granada or the communists in Vietnam….we need only place simply faith in our government – who always tells the truth – like us ODMS!


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