After it was reported that he ate pizza around kids. “That’s how the Globalist Socialist queerosexual peedo agenda gets you.”-Alex “Pizzagate” Jones said. “He must be spiritcooking.”– Jan “Q stands for cukoo” Jones.
Follow the crust….poo confirmed…flush your own toilet…watch out for the gate.
Thankfully our messiah has no ties with the Pope.
In case you doubt my credentials:
“I myself have been a forty-five year student of the satanically inspired, centuries-old conspiracy to use government, education, and media to destroy every vestige of Christianity within our society and establish a new world order. Having read at least fifty books on the Illuminati, I am convinced that it exists and can be blamed for many of man’s inhumane actions against his fellow man during the past two hundred years.”
I. Todyaso—where’s the Conspiracy?