John Armstrong OVERTLY attacks Online Discernment Ministries 2

John Armstrong of ACt3Online Ministries refuses to stop his scathing indictment of Online Discernment Ministries. We are outraged because we KNOW that we are under direct attack for our godly doctrines.

John quotes and twists such verses as “Proverbs 20:19 repeats this statement and then counsels “don’t hang around with chatterers” Here he is strongly DECLARING  that people should not listen to Online Discernmentalist Ministries…the REMENANT, the LAST STRONG HOLD who oppose the lies of Roman Catholics and Rob Bell.

He furthers his twisted arguments in this quote “Make no mistake about the conclusion here: gossip is a sin.” and “Where you find jealousy, anger and arrogance you also find gossip, slander and selfishness, and vice versa.” WOW. Did you see how he twisted that? This is what emergent-liberals do – they twist the true word into calling mighty truth warriors gossips and sinners. He appears to insinuating that discernmentalist ministries will devolve into slander, gossip, selfishness, anger and arrogance. How dare he challenge our ministry! If we need to stretch the truth beyond recognition to prove to the world that Rick Warren is a false prophet  we will do it because we are “called” to do such hard, often fractious ministry. The remnants shall not be challenged. In fact, we have turned selecting quoting into an artform. This indeed, is the final nail in any coffin: isolate quote, suggest in means “A” when it reall means “B.” This enables us to prove that our said false teacher is indeed false. If we say it  – its true. And that is not slander, that is ministerial truth.

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John MacArthur Declared The First Ever Discernmentalist Pope!

 

John  MacArthur aka Pope Pyro after being elected to the position of the first ever Pope of Discernmentalists! Photo courtesy of Pyromaniac Archives. Photographer: Ken Silva.

(Annoying News: a  ministry of disseminating misinformation, lies and slander while apprising everyone to follow only the cults of celebrity in the Discernmentalist World )–  Normally we are against all things Roman Catholic except in special circumstances ie. our dependence on Saint Augustine’s interpretation of Aristotelian philosophy or R. C.  Sproul’s love of Aquinas. This is one of those times when these special circumstances may be applied against our normative Absolute Rules. After Discernmentalists  declared John MacArthur 100% infallible by a voting margin of 100-0 this Jan., it was proclaimed that the logical  conclusion of this recent  event was to elect MacArthur the first ever Discernmentalist Pope.

Ken Silva reports: “Indeed the word infallible applied to any person can only signify that one  has elicited the status of Pope-hood other than that infallibility must only be applied to our  Holy Inerrant Bible—the Only True Word of God.” 

Vicki, a typical McArthurite reacts to the news of the election of MacArthur as the first Discernmentalist Pope ever: 

Anyone who disagrees with John MacArthur on any point of Doctrine is just full of arrogance and condensation.

My understanding of the doctrine of election is not at all sinful–John MacArthur told me so.

Trusting too much to history and too little to the teaching of scripture would have left us in Rome–John MacArthur told me so.

There is a price a godly man must pay to be heard, that price is humility and respect.
If a man wants an audience to listen to his doctrine-he would do well to heed the following!

” Remind them to be submissive to rulers and authorities, to be obedient, to be ready for every good work, to speak evil of no one, to avoid quarreling, to be gentle, and to show perfect courtesy toward all people.”
Titus 3:1-3 (ESV).— (Source).

Ken Silva asked Phil Johnson aka Pastor Hugh Jass or Spurgeon’s clone, MacArthur’s flunky lacky hindquarters right-hand man about his boss’s election to Discernmentalist Pope-hood. Phil responded: “Deep down I always knew that this day would come when he (MacArthur) would be elected Pope over all Discernmentalists and the Truth Wars as the #1 Truth Truth Warrior of Absolute Truth. I wholeheartedly support the recent vote on the infallibility of my boss and his election to the office of Discernmentalist Pope.”

Ken Silva pressed the rest of the fine, outstanding, Discernmentalist-minded and Biblically based Pyromaniacs crew: Frank Turk and Dan Phillips et al. on their thoughts but they were unavailable to comment.

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Ken Silva is the exclusive  author of Annoying News. He is a Master Discerner of all. When he is not discernmentalizing the 99% of humanity who do not agree with him, you can usually  find him preaching to the choir of the small Southern Baptist Church of 8 members that he pastors. Sometimes he uses a Truth Rod–although this may just be a rumor.

We Are the Online Discernment Mafia!

God’s truth is so fragile we must take a stand in God’s sovereignty to protect it. If we do not, the perverts and sickos of this world will destroy the church. Are you tired of those wimpy so called Online Discernment Ministries? We are and we want to stand up and protect our God and His Truth…Truth is so fragile and if we do not make a stand in the sovereignty of God, the Church might be lost to the sickos and perverts out there who are invading it! We know who and what they are. They are in our pews. They are on your TV. They are corrupting the most godly of things, the Internet!

 This blog is about protecting the truth of God that is so fragile.

What we promise.

To expose all to God’s wrath.

To preach that Jesus is coming back and He is so angry with sinners!

Hell is a real “place”.

If you do not hold to true doctrine then you will be blotted from the Lamb’s Book of Life forever!

Spread the gospel of Spurgeon and John MacArthur (the only truth living teacher of God’s word) to all the world.

 We are tired of emergents, RCC wannabes, Rich Warren, Rob Bell, Beth Moore, Brian McLaren, Doug Pagget, Tony Jones, sinners in general who are not worthy of our God, and anyone that sounds like or acts like any of these apostates.

My credentials are that I studied at the feet of Walter Martin. Yes, I bought some tapes and books and even own a copy of Kingdom of the Cults. I also listened to Ken Silva on the Mike Corely Show when I received my special “just know this Truth“* anointing. With these tools I will wade through the mire of pseudo religious intellect and speak OUR true Doctrines that save Us to all. For, I am God’s anointed Pastor/Teacher to the Internet Congregation.

Peace and Grace from our God to you,

I. Todyaso

*”The Lord would have you know that this generation we are now living in is no time to be “playing” at Christianity. The spirit of this age is one that is quite aggressively hostile to the historic orthodox Christian faith. To the discerning among us it would appear that Christ is beginning to call His remnant to Himself. And…if you are in tune with the Spirit, somehow you will just know this truth.” The Truth Warrior Extraordinaire Ken Silva