Pope implicated in Pizza Scheme

April 16, 2020

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Pope suspected of pizza scam as discernmentalized by our Research Robot Monkeys.

After it was reported that he ate pizza around kids. “That’s how the Globalist Socialist queerosexual peedo agenda gets you.”-Alex “Pizzagate” Jones said. “He must be spiritcooking.”– Jan “Q stands for cukoo” Jones.

Proofs…

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Pope posing with Obama lover of the farts. The name of this painting just happens to be “Satan Ascendant” by Black Sabbath from 1666 which features the openly-satanic witch best known (to us) for her Spirit Cooking and involvement with the Podestas” also Ozzy OSBOURNE SONGS. Ozzy also known to us for biting the head off of a bat—proof this photo is sinisterly satanic.

Follow the crust….poo confirmed…flush your own toilet…watch out for the gate.

Thankfully our messiah has no ties with the Pope.

In case you doubt my credentials:

“I myself have been a forty-five year student of the satanically inspired, centuries-old conspiracy to use government, education, and media to destroy every vestige of Christianity within our society and establish a new world order. Having read at least fifty books on the Illuminati, I am convinced that it exists and can be blamed for many of man’s inhumane actions against his fellow man during the past two hundred years.”

I. Todyaso—where’s the Conspiracy?

 


Pray To A Plant: Get Saved!

September 24, 2019

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The latest threat against our Gospel of Total Depravity and the taint of Original Sin in all of Creation from the Purpose Seeker Driven Emergence Quasi-Universalist Cult of Liberal Christianity is plant worship. Yes plant worship! How dare these purpose seekers deny the Total Depravity of Creation and the stain of Original Sin in all of nature by confessing their sins in the midst of plants.

Its as if they truly believe that God is everywhere and in all things as per Romans 8:18-30 so:

If we don’t want our churches turning into prayer-halls to shrubs and plants; if we don’t want our children crafting idols out of creation, then we need to make sure that our Bible Colleges have suitable gardeners who are using the right tools. There is only one seed God gives, that is his word as found in the explanations and study notes of  John MacArthur’s Study Bible (PBUI). There is only one seed which produces life, that is bearing mental assent to the Gospel of Calvinistic Soteriology perfectly articulated and accurately proclaimed fully in all of it’s illustrious and glorious points as professed and ascribed by our Pope John MacArthur (PBUH).

Besides that the only idol worthy of our church sanctuaries is the American flag—Sola Gloria to our military might! We should daily be confessing our sins of lapsed Patriotism by tearfully placing our hands upon our hearts and pledging allegiance to our Holy Flag—and mightily thanking our soldiers for invading other people’s countries and defending our freedom to worship.

Anyways we have reason to suspect Rob Bell is behind this latest threat as he already believes shaking hands with the Pope saves you so why not add praying to plants via guilt by association in the growing list of his many heresies.


Church of England secretly in love with Rome

June 24, 2019

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Abomination Nation, one of our favourite discernmentalists for both researchmentalism, insights, and objectivity has observed the following startling conclusion “…among others. Lewis was a member of the apostate Church of England, an institution whose history is based largely on theological compromise with Rome.” You read correct folks HISTORICALLY a theological compromise with Rome.

The ODMAFIA fully endorses both theological and historical ignorance as a guise for discernmentalism. I will note a few of the 39 Articles to which Abomination has clearly never read that purport to be Romish sympathies in no particular order:

Article XXII: Of Purgatory

The Romish Doctrine concerning Purgatory, Pardons, Worshipping, and Adoration as well of Images as of Reliques, and also invocation of Saints, is a fond thing vainly invented, and grounded upon no warranty of Scripture, but rather repugnant to the Word of God.

Article XXVIII: Of the Lord’s Supper

Excerpt: Transubstantiation (or the change of the substance of Bread and Wine) in the Supper of the Lord, cannot be proved by holy Writ; but is repugnant to the plain words of Scripture, overthroweth the nature of a Sacrament, and hath given occasion to many superstitions.

Article XXXII: Of the Marriage of Priests

Bishops, Priests, and Deacons, are not commanded by God’s Law, either to vow the estate of single life, or to abstain from marriage: therefore it is lawful for them, as for all other Christian men, to marry at their own discretion, as they shall judge the same to serve better to godliness.

Article XX: Of the Authority of the Church

The Church hath power to decree Rites or Ceremonies, and authority in Controversies of Faith: And yet it is not lawful for the Church to ordain anything contrary to God’s Word written, neither may it so expound one place of Scripture, that it be repugnant to another. Wherefore, although the Church be a witness and a keeper of holy Writ, yet, as it ought not to decree any thing against the same, so besides the same ought it not to enforce any thing to be believed for necessity of Salvation.

Article XVIII: Of obtaining eternal Salvation only by the Name of Christ

They also are to be had accursed that presume to say, That every man shall be saved by the Law or Sect which he professeth, so that he be diligent to frame his life according to that Law, and the light of Nature. For holy Scripture doth set out unto us only the Name of Jesus Christ, whereby men must be saved.

We commend our readers to IGNORE the Anglican Articles of Faith (see above) and stick to mythology sort of like Abomination Nation does. Since we fully endorse spurious research and conclusions please keep indulging yourself with such ministries….clearly the Church of England is a ROMISH sympathizer as historically stated.

We at ODMAFIA do the research so that YOU don’t have to think!


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