Breaking: Unbiblical Cereal Persecuting Discernmentalists!

October 26, 2019

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We all belong together. So for the first time in history, our famous mascots and cereals are offered exclusively together in the same box for All Together Cereal. It’s a symbol of acceptance no matter how you look, where you’re from or who you love.

Oh the horror is there any object that doesn’t offend us or persecute us! This is worse than when fictional cartoon rats got ghey-married causing hetero-marriages to fail by osmosis! Noted Discernmentlist Ken Ham declared: “We are not “All together,” as the lifestyle/worldview of these fictional cereal mascots is anti-God, anti-biblical & anti-science and consists of only a small minority in the culture.” As my co-Truthwarrior Dr. Truthslayer has pointed out: “We demand that this cereal be stopped!!! We can only guess that some time soon they will introduce whole grain oats, barley, and maize to this liberal mix. Its processed whole-wheat or nothing!!!”

In fact we know this as one Kellogian stated: “Just think now KIDS might get the idea to buy 6 separate boxes of cereal, and mix them up on their own! Kellog’s is now working for the Devil! No more Kelloggs! They are evil, because any of their cereals might get mixed!!! Leading kids to proclaim: Hail Satan!” If this doesn’t make clear how unbiblical and apostate this cereal really is—consider this—our Research Robot Monkeys overheard this apostate cereal saying:

“Black, white, green, red
Can I take my friend to bed?
Pink, brown, yellow, orange, and blue
I love you”

We only wish that more inanimate objects; fictional characters; even animals would hold true to our morals; Doctrines and worldview. We have one word of caution—if you see this cereal in stores…flee!

To counteract this assault on our Truth—we recommend a daily dose of Calvin Crunch; Reformation Crunch; Truth Loops; Catacomb; and Christo-Fascist Flakes for a more Biblically-sound all around healthy breakfast and extra-protection from wetness!


Pray To A Plant: Get Saved!

September 24, 2019

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The latest threat against our Gospel of Total Depravity and the taint of Original Sin in all of Creation from the Purpose Seeker Driven Emergence Quasi-Universalist Cult of Liberal Christianity is plant worship. Yes plant worship! How dare these purpose seekers deny the Total Depravity of Creation and the stain of Original Sin in all of nature by confessing their sins in the midst of plants.

Its as if they truly believe that God is everywhere and in all things as per Romans 8:18-30 so:

If we don’t want our churches turning into prayer-halls to shrubs and plants; if we don’t want our children crafting idols out of creation, then we need to make sure that our Bible Colleges have suitable gardeners who are using the right tools. There is only one seed God gives, that is his word as found in the explanations and study notes of  John MacArthur’s Study Bible (PBUI). There is only one seed which produces life, that is bearing mental assent to the Gospel of Calvinistic Soteriology perfectly articulated and accurately proclaimed fully in all of it’s illustrious and glorious points as professed and ascribed by our Pope John MacArthur (PBUH).

Besides that the only idol worthy of our church sanctuaries is the American flag—Sola Gloria to our military might! We should daily be confessing our sins of lapsed Patriotism by tearfully placing our hands upon our hearts and pledging allegiance to our Holy Flag—and mightily thanking our soldiers for invading other people’s countries and defending our freedom to worship.

Anyways we have reason to suspect Rob Bell is behind this latest threat as he already believes shaking hands with the Pope saves you so why not add praying to plants via guilt by association in the growing list of his many heresies.


Slice of Moon Pie!: Updated

May 23, 2008

(Update: Ingrid gives the full story, yet again misses the point and opportunity to attack the cult of Rev. Moon. We also still notice that Ingrid is slipping into contemplative territory as she is quoted from the original article from the video:

“Music Till Dawn will provide a relaxing contemplative atmosphere, where the Holy Spirit can speak to quieted hearts.” 

 

I wonder if this is from the use of contemplative/meditative prayer she has promoted in the past! I am currently working on a story in my investigation on Slice’s hidden Emergent/Contemplative agenda. It will come out in a couple of days.)

Ingrid promotes the Unification church! I could not believe it. Slice of Laodicea has now gone so far as to promote Rev Moon who claims to be the second coming of Jesus Christ. CRN.info was a help (I know they are the enemy!) in that they captured this heretical abomination. Just in case Ingrid tries to take it down before she sees the oversight, there is already a full screen capture of her apostasy! Oh the shame!

I could not believe my eyes!

Just when we were winning great gains against apostates like Ravi Zacharias who refused to end the National Day of Prayer by saying, “In Jesus Name” we have Ingrid sliding lower into the pit and not taking every opportunity to show the True Jesus against the cult of Rev. Moon.

Instead she used this opportunity to promote her station!

I am saddened by this.

Now you see why you need to support ministries such as ours. We truly stand alone as we fight in this Truth War. Chris Rosebrough goes to see Rick Warren and Ingrid uses cults to promote her radio station. Please send all donations to this link.

Thanks for helping our cause,

I. Todayso


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