Emerging Church is a Disease Medical proof!

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Baptismal service at an Emerging Church near you!

This article proves that the Emerging Church is a disease. At the site for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention we have this entire area dedicated to the Emerging Church. It is called Emerging Infectious Disease

It is not only infecting humans but other animals. Notice in Argentina that the “unclean” pig is infected by this emerging infection.

Soon if we do nothing we will have plagues of Biblical apocalyptic proportions!

Now we of the Truth War know that God is sovereign over everything BUT the law and ten commandments as He is forced to judge those who are not believers in Jesus by The Law and The Ten Commandments. So, outside of being under the Law and forced to obey it Himself, God is sovereign. Unless you notice that God cannot lie and things like that, so if you set that aside then God is sovereign. In that since He is, we must protect His Truth and promote His War of Truth and make sure His Truth is preserved by our own works!

 They will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the sovereign Lord who bought them–bringing swift destruction on themselves,

I. Todyaso

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7 Responses to Emerging Church is a Disease Medical proof!

  1. axisone says:

    Is this a joke? Please tell me this is satire.

  2. itodyaso says:

    I suggest you take this site as serious as one would take Ken Silva or Jim Bublitz or Steve Camp or any other of the great Truth Warriors of John MacArthur!

    For though we live in the world, we do not wage war as the world does,

    I. Todyaso

  3. As one of the great theologians of our time has said, “Stupid is as stupid does.” (Forrest Gump)

    God’s grace extends to me, but I’m not sure about others,

    Dr. Seymore Spurgeon

  4. Christian says:

    I’m still chuckling.

  5. TheGround says:

    I don’t think its co-incidence that Emerging Church and Emerging Disease are mentioned during the same era. Clearly they are one in the same. I would deduce that this is akin to invasion of the body snatchers…..Emerging Disease has made a ploy to infest the church with a foreign bacteria that causes them to EMERGE.

    Just in case
    a) if someone coughs on you repent (just in case)
    b) if someone sneezes on you get re baptized (but in a non emergent approved church)
    c) if you eat bacon by mistake head for a bathroom….you know what to do!

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  7. [...] In related news: The Emerging Church has also been tied to a brutally fatal shark attack. We have evidence just read this: “We saw the shark’s nose emerge and then the man just vanished. It was very sudden, then the animal just swam off. ” That’s just how sinisterly vile and disgusting these Emergent types are in their corruption of Pure Doctrine. They violently try to fight the Truth of Orthodoxy by leading people astray into apostasy. This is why we must fight this Truth War to protect God’s Truth from those infected by the Emerging Church disease. [...]

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