July 31, 2009
Oh how we love those Emergents… and to show you how much here is my favortie quote.
“The dreams of perfect church -emerging church – of McLaren and others will end with their waking up in HELL!”
And here is a nice little worshp song that we approve!
July 29, 2009
According to W. Scott Lamb “John MacArthur Exhorts the Church to Be Engaged in the Battle for Truth” and further states “Would MacArthur again call out by name those within Evangelicalism who diminish truth in favor of crowd-pleasing methods and theology? ” MacArthur in his Truth Wars book outlines the following “Does MacArthur name names? Yes. With various degrees of criticism, he mentions Brian McLaren, Rob Bell, Chris Seay, John Armstrong, Rick Warren, Donald Miller, and Doug Pagitt. MacArthur says their ministries emphasize theological minimalism and a downplaying of divine truth as the real foundation of the church.” Thank goodness that MacArthur downplays his righteous truth war discernmentalism and reveals true caution!
But what basis is the MacArthur attacks on John Armstrong? P Andrew Sandlin notes “Armstrong dared to say publicly that he had changed his mind, not about his doctrinal beliefs (which stand unshaken), but about his epistemic beliefs” Unbelievable apostasy!!!!
John Armstrong arrives at knowledge in a different fashion than that of MacArthur the elite standard of orthodoxy and therefore fails to earn God’s grace …and obviously is destined to be a false teacher. We at ODMafia endorse discernmentalist theology of grace + discernmentalist orthodoxy. Without GRACE Alone + OUR THEOLOGY Alone you are destined to be lost….. repent now and give us some money.
Remember we at ODMafia and other discernment ministries support beliefism!
July 28, 2009
Little Truth Warrior on the Prairie is about a family in the 1800s making their way to a better life as a Truth Warrior in the American Mid-West.
Upon their destination they build a little house outside of a small town where they meet numerous villains including Anglican Native Indians, Emerging Gun Slingers, non-denominationalists, and Roman Catholics. There in a new land they learn to take a stand and fight all that is against absolute truth. Becausethey have the truth, they refuse to extend grace to anyone who does not fit their category of what a Christian is supposed to be like.
July 28, 2009
Brannon Howse has posted an open letter to the AG with grave concerns over Rick Warren speaking at the General Council this year. In related news Brannon Howse and Marty Goetz will be having a Concert of Hope to raise awareness of the evil of Rick Warren while conducting praise and worship.
On a side note, I once attended a Marty Goetz concert at a church in California. He was playing at Shoreline Community Church in Monterey Ca. I was really enjoying the concert until I realized it was a Purpose Driven Church. Someone needs to alert Brannon Howse over this major oversight.
July 28, 2009
New Hampshire (Reuters) – Discernmentalists Worldwide sued rival Paris Hilton who just purchased two discernmentalist ministries on Thursday, accusing her of stealing truth warrior secrets to speed Hilton’s entry into the “truth warrior” market.
Discernmentalists claimed the two special ops of Paris Hilton, lifted more than 100,000 electronic truth files, and a top secret John MacArthur Laptop (rumoured to be named the TruthTop) — before and after they changed sides.
Discernment religions police been called in to solve this troubling episode using specialized methods of truth detection and exposing of error:
1) name calling
2) stretching the truth
3) character assassination
July 24, 2009
A recent controversy over this supposedly “gay” picture of John MacArthur cavorting openly with a homosexual turns out not to be as it appears. When this picture was sent to me without context I assumed right off that John MacArthur had turned gay. Fortunately this picture is John MacArthur only playing basketball. We want to be clear, John MacArthur is NOT gay and this is not a gay photo of him.
July 24, 2009
The U.S. John MacArthurite rate soared to 8.5 percent in March, the highest since 1983, as John MacArthurite left in droves to a tune 663,000 due to more epistemological shifts.
In a report underscoring the distress in the truth warrior market, the Dept of Truth also revised its data for January to show truth losses of 741,000 that month, the biggest decline since October 1949.