Taylor Swift still Attacking Discernmentalists!!!!!!!!!

“14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.”—II Chronicles 7:14 (which is totally about America and not the Israel at the time that verse was written).

My fellow co-laborers in our Truth War—we’re still under attack by Taylor Swift. This time because some high schoolers (not our own) started a bible study using Taylor Swift lyrics. We mustn’t let this abomination stand. 1) Because they might mistake Taylor Swift’s lyrics for God’s Word instead of the Mayflower Compact; The United States Constitution; Declaration of Independence; Articles of Confederation; and other essential documents important to America’s founding as the Pure Doctrines from our American Patriot Bibles plainly teach. 2) It makes their bible study “The Church of Taylor Swift” instead of the Church of TRUMP as God’s will clearly proclaims. 3) What’s next? They may blasphemously mistake Taylor Swift for Jesus instead of TRUMP–heresy as our prophets have prophesized: TRUMP is the Son of Man: the Christ. 4) Worst of all they may begin to believe Sola Scriptura; Sola Gratia; Sola Fidei; Sola Christus; and Soli Deo Gloria along with the Wesleyan Quadrilateral (Scriptures; Tradition; Reason; Experience)—-instead of SOLA TRUMPUS; AMERICA FIRST; ignorant fear-mongering; lunacy and crackpot conspiracy theories and that’s just appalling. Simply appalling!!!

To those high schoolers (not our own)—-we say repent. We also say repent everyone but us and turn back to our American Gospel. On a related note—next week our women’s group: Christian Moms Against Fictional Allegories Teaching Christian Principles And Mysticism 4 Liberty will be using John Bunyan’s Pilgrim’s Progress for their bible study. It should be a hoot!

Make America Great Again Again by protecting the children through fear and self-righteousness,

I. Todyaso (the only Real TRUE Q and Patriot)

Update: I. Todyaso agrees with Don Jobson about Devil Worship at the Super Bowl

I agree with Don Jobson that there indeed was a demon-summoning at the Super Bowl as:

“I myself have been a forty-five year student of the satanically inspired, centuries-old conspiracy to use government, education, and media to destroy every vestige of Christianity within our society and establish a new world order. Having read at least fifty books on the Illuminati, I am convinced that it exists and can be blamed for many of man’s inhumane actions against his fellow man during the past two hundred years.”

It has come to my attention that several mockers have attacked the purity of our Pope of our Truth Wars John MacArthur (P. B. U. H.) with libel and slander to them I say repent. Don’t they know that bearing false witness is a sin and that the only way for a Christian to settle a disagreement with an offending person is to contact them in person with 2 or 3 witnesses? The Bible is CLEAR about this.

Where was I—oh yeah I was adding to Don Jobson’s excellent discernmentalization about a most offensive person—Taylor Swift’s friend Ice Spice and her sinisterly satanic and New Agey hand signs. What’s next…pagan mysticism…pornographic divination. Blasphemy! I hope this clears up what’s really going on.

A 2nd witness,

I. Todyaso

Devil Worship at the Super Bowl!!! ALERT!!!! Alert!!!!!

Our Research Robot Monkeys have been working overtime observing Satan in all things worldly and apostate. Satan is everywhere—he’s under your bed; in your closet; on the TV; why he was even at the Super Bowl—Satan literally appeared right beside Taylor Swift as her friend Ice Spice (a Satanist as discernmentalized by discernmentalists through bible-based osmosis) began summoning demons through Satanic hand signs. (Parents you might want to buy an ODM-endorsed mind-eraser if any of your kids saw those sinisterly satanic hand signs —they might want to imitate them and then you’ll have a summoned demon in your home and that’ll be bad cause you’ll have to call an Exorcist which is even worse as they might try to convert you to Catholicism (which is against our Clear Teachings against such). Mostly because Catholics are extra-sinisterly satanic as they celebrate Popish pagan Devil days like Christmas; Easter and Valentine’s —-which is also against our Clear Teachings against such.

In fact, we hate anything fun with a commendable hatred and so should you because fun is of the Devil.) This is all true and not anything any man made up to profit through ignorant fear-mongering by a biblical counselor trying to coerce a already married patient into marrying him, It’s true Satan Wants You and is coming for your kids through flying witches and UFO ALIEN SPacecraft and will rape them along with Chuck Norris—in fact we’ve heard that spreading Chuck Norris memes is how THey get your kids. Many people are saying… believe us. We know as we’ve been keeping track of the occult for years so Keep spreading the fear and conspiracy theories! Our Angry Sovereign God of Absolute Wrath will not be mocked!!

Protecting the children through fear and paranoia,

Don Jobson

Important PSA discernmentalizing the Super Bowl: Be more like Martin Luther instead of beer-drinking Taylor Swift and her potty-mouthed boyfriend…

Discernmentalists we’re under attack as always—this time by Taylor Swift who was observed through osmosis at that worldly and sinisterly satanic Super Bowl by our Research Robot Monkeys. Taylor was caught red-handed chugging down beer. Sheer Blasphemy and this is who is supposed to be a role model for our youth. For shame—America’s youth is doomed! My affectionate Uncle and mentor the late Ken Silva who was mentored through listening to Walter Martin’s cassette tapes would be horrified as well as the Pope of our Truth War John MacArthur (P.B.U.H). Nay! I say they need to be more like Martin Luther* and less like beer-drinking Taylor Swift and her potty-mouthed boyfriend.

Observe all the doctrines of grace I taught you—Sola Scriptura,

Dr. I. Todyaso, Pastor-Teacher to the True Remnant

*- “You should rightly be called lawyers for asses.”—From On the Councils and the Church, pg. 158 of Luther’s Works, Vol. 41

THE CONSERVATIVE ROOTS OF THE NON-EMERGENT CHURCH: PART 1 (Updated: 2024 Edition)

Today, one doesn’t have to look far to see the spiritual disrepair that conservatism has left the denominations in. Because of the longstanding apostasy of the spiritual conservatives, untold millions have already entered eternity without Jesus Christ – having previously believed that those entrusted with teaching them the Christian faith were doing so faithfully and authentically. We see biblicism…ie bible worship that is rampant in fundamentalist churches. The bible has been turned into a paper pope. We conservatives love to yank scriptures out of context, to prove our point, but indite liberals for the same.

We conservatives LOVE to be fearful, and FEAR of other people who are different. That is what makes us different! That is what makes us followers of Jesus…FEAR.

We love our country SOOO much we are willing to go to war for whatever reason the government fabricates …and to question that is unpatriotic (we need to FEAR more!) That’s good because we gotta fight the bad guys – whether commies, terrorists, or the French. In the good old days, Christians called that a sell-out or idolatry. In fact, conservatives rally against abortion but love to send our young men off for national interests to be killed off…..I guess you could call that a later-term abortion. That’s okay because they are now being aborted for national interests rather than personal interests. Therefore it’s different.

We like to turn a blind eye to suffering and expect others to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. That’s tough love -get a job! We also need to hate homosexuals a bit more – that will help us feel holy!

We SHOULD NOT LOVE our enemies because that would be getting TOO close to liberalism… especially if applied to foreign policy and national security. Somehow that is exempt and it should be America is a bible-based land.

Conservatives NEED to support Trump the MOST and the Republicans but only those that worship Trump MORE like MAGA and Q-Anon also the Proud Boys and Boogaloos; Elon Musk and Big FOOT as well! They support biblical things like NO social health care, increased military spending, and foreign paranoia (Although it does appear that Obama supported the same things) and very important statements like the 10 Commandments hung in public areas (because then everyone will adhere to the 10 Commandments automatically and return to America’s pristine and bible adhering times – like slavery and the civil war).

We need to focus on LIBERALS more so that we can feel good about ourselves. Thank you, Lord, that we are not like those liberals.

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