Our Research Robot Monkeys have been working overtime observing Satan in all things worldly and apostate. Satan is everywhere—he’s under your bed; in your closet; on the TV; why he was even at the Super Bowl—Satan literally appeared right beside Taylor Swift as her friend Ice Spice (a Satanist as discernmentalized by discernmentalists through bible-based osmosis) began summoning demons through Satanic hand signs. (Parents you might want to buy an ODM-endorsed mind-eraser if any of your kids saw those sinisterly satanic hand signs —they might want to imitate them and then you’ll have a summoned demon in your home and that’ll be bad cause you’ll have to call an Exorcist which is even worse as they might try to convert you to Catholicism (which is against our Clear Teachings against such). Mostly because Catholics are extra-sinisterly satanic as they celebrate Popish pagan Devil days like Christmas; Easter and Valentine’s —-which is also against our Clear Teachings against such.
In fact, we hate anything fun with a commendable hatred and so should you because fun is of the Devil.) This is all true and not anything any man made up to profit through ignorant fear-mongering by a biblical counselor trying to coerce a already married patient into marrying him, It’s true Satan Wants You and is coming for your kids through flying witches and UFO ALIEN SPacecraft and will rape them along with Chuck Norris—in fact we’ve heard that spreading Chuck Norris memes is how THey get your kids. Many people are saying… believe us. We know as we’ve been keeping track of the occult for years so Keep spreading the fear and conspiracy theories! Our Angry Sovereign God of Absolute Wrath will not be mocked!!
Protecting the children through fear and paranoia,
Dial 911 an Inside Job top Discernmentalists say. Our Research Robot Monkeys have discerned that most 911 calls happen inside a building. 1-2 do the math….boogaloo. Conspiracy confirmed. It was observed that these calls sometimes contain strange behaviors…proof of something sinister going on. Boom conspiracy reconfirmed by confirming it without any proof whatsoever.
The Revolution was a False Flag created by the CIA with Haliburton and Dr. Fauci’s help in order to invent mandatory vaccines (socialist tyranny) for profit and to control people as slave puppets of the New World Order. The CIA using quantum time machines made by Google and other monopoly holders went back to the Colonial era in order to install the Fascist tyrant and dictator George Washington as leader of the American “pinko” Revolution of enforced vax insanity.
“Finding the smallpox to be spreading much and fearing that no precaution can prevent it from running thro’ the whole of our Army, I have determined that the Troops shall be inoculated. This Expedient may be attended with some inconveniences and some disadvantages, but yet I trust, in its consequences will have the most happy effects.”—George “Marxist-Globalist” Washington
I wish people would do their own research and see what’s really going on. Just now our friend Truthslayer was attacked by Antiva trying to tickle him into silence with a Tickle-Me Elmo Doll. We’ve had to hide one of our own because the Deep State is against us. Please support us and our Crusade for Free Tinfoil Hats. Act now and type the code: HORSEMANURE on MyHorseDewormer and receive up to 66% off all horse dewormers and horse laxatives and Truthslayer will throw in a tinfoil hat absolutely free.
Black thugs and ANTIFA are trying to destroy our beloved America—which is why we need our guns to protect us from our many enemies. Illegals are invading trying to over-run our God-ordained border—which is why we need Trump’s wall to hide behind. Muslim terrorists are trying to take us over and impose Islam and Sharia law on us—fear them and forbid them coming here. Scientists are trying to brainwash us into evilution and atheism—don’t trust em. Obama Bin Laden is going to lock us in FEMA Concentration Camps with his death panels and take our guns so that Crooked Hillary can rape our kids with pizza laced with Bill Gate’s chemtrail 5g vaccines. The Commies are coming. The Commies are coming. Fear THEM. Spread the fear; keep spreading the hate and spread the Conspiracy. Keep watching Fox News and listening to Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh. Never question US!
Wake up Sheeple! This Covid hoax is all a sham as I’ve never had a virus in my entire life and neither have you. In fact viruses don’t exist. Have you ever seen a virus? I think not—proof they don’t exist—seeing is believing. You know WHO believe viruses exist—the Lamestream media who are full of lies. Satan is the father of lies. The lame media want you to believe Satan’s lie that viruses exist. Scientist WHO believe in viruses are also atheist evilutionists—proof viruses are a myth as evilution is a myth. The Bible is Clear God created the world in 6 literal days and nothing since then has changed ever. In fact those who believe that a “virus” came from a lab are in on the Big Viral Conspiracy and coverup as viruses don’t exist. I much rather be a conspiracy theorist and question everything vs. a sheep that blindly accepts the B.S. we’re being sold. (Just don’t question the BS a subsidiary of INFOWARs I’m being sold).
As the Grand Poobah Great Cheezewhiz and Head Honcho of Moscow, Idaho Pastor-Teacher Doug Wilson has said:
Tim, I have not yet been persuaded that Duesberg was wrong. This book demonstrates that AIDS is not infectious in any way, shape, or form, and that the AIDS research establishment has been poleaxed by all the federal billions being, ahem, invested in AIDS research. Furthermore, the media has behaved herself like a kept woman, allowing the story of the century to walk right on by. If reporters were to seriously research the unbelievable scientific holes in the current AIDS “orthodoxy,” they would lose their access to all the important bunglers. And they don’t want that.
Guess who Wilson calls suckers? Those conservative Christians who believe anything other than what Peter Duesberg says.
Conservative Christians were involved in all this Henny Penny running around because conservative Christians are suckers for the doomsday stuff. It gives them goosebumps and makes them think the Second Coming is just around the corner. And that is why conservative Christians got taken for a ride–along with everyone else.
Wilson ends with this quote. In light of the above, it is dangerous advice.
Having said this, a few things should be said about AIDS. If by AIDS you mean that the HIV virus is present in your body, then I would refer you to the book Inventing the AIDS Virus by Peter Duesberg. It is quite possible that your situation does not warrant abstention from sex at all – but only because the HIV virus is harmless.
—Pastor-Teacher Great Poobah of Moscow, Idaho Doug Wilson
You should just believe us because we’re Right and you’re wrong—let us do the thinking for you. So take a stand and Spread the Conspiracy.
Oh yes, we would like to thank ODM Express for their ‘vigilance’, ‘honest’ investigative reporting, and ‘clarity’, old, ‘unbiased’ news media. Cooper Academy-D.B. Cooper—proof Jeff Bezos is D. B. Cooper… How else do you think he has all that money? The Lamestream media doesn’t want you to know the “Truth”? Wake up! Sheeple! You know who else doesn’t want you to know the “Truth”? Chad Holtz that’s who. Chad as you may not know is a Secret Hindu Agent. Chad also works for Big Amazon and is part of the Amazon ninjas trying to suppress “the Real Truth.”
Chad Holtz who has been harassing this young man, who share my Divine zeal for the Truth, with his peace mantras.
Let us take a closer look at this “peace” that Chad ends his heretic enabling comments with. Remember those “peace” cries of the hippies? What peace were they talking about? I will tell you. The peace that would invite the Communists like Barak Obama, together with his supporter, Spiritual Guru Brian McLaren*, to take over our beautiful Christian United States of America. This same peace is also the theme of John Lennon’s song “Give Peace a Chance”. As we know John Lennon and Yoko Ono were followers of the cult of the Hare Krishna mantra of Hinduism and that was what this song is really about. So here we have Chad shouting peace, peace like a mantra. What should be our conclusion? Chad might also be secret a follower of the Hare Krishna movement!
As you can see my “facts” have been well researchmentalized—believe me…
Our researching robot monkeys have been dooing some deep scouring of their crainial rectums aka as Google and have sinerstly connected Trump to the Bill Gate. Proof the Bill Gate and Trump are connected to the Who Agenda. Who are both connected to the Hellary.
In 1965, Brown was arrested in his hotel room for assault and battery against an 18-year-old named Brenda Ayres; he was later acquitted of those charges.[41] A year later, he fought paternity allegations that he fathered Brenda Ayres’ child.[45]
In 1968, Brown was charged with assault with intent to commit murder after model Eva Bohn-Chin was found beneath the balcony of Brown’s second-floor apartment.[46] The charges were later dismissed after Bohn-Chin refused to cooperate with the prosecutor’s office. Brown was also ordered to pay a $300 fine for striking a deputy sheriff involved in the investigation during the incident. In Brown’s autobiography, he stated that Bohn-Chin was angry and jealous over an affair he had been having with Gloria Steinem, and this argument is what led to the “misunderstanding with the police”.[47]
In 1970, Brown was found not guilty of assault and battery, the charges stemming from a road-rage incident that had occurred in 1969.[48]
In December 1973, Brown proposed to 18-year-old Diane Stanley, a Clark College student he met in Acapulco, Mexico in April of that year.[49][50] They broke off their engagement in 1974.[51]
In 1975, Brown was sentenced to one day in jail and two years’ probation and ordered to pay a fine of $500 for beating and choking his golfing partner, Frank Snow.[52]
In 1985, Brown was charged with raping a 33-year-old woman.[53] The charges were later dismissed.[54]
In 1986, Brown was arrested for assaulting his fiancee Debra Clark.[55] Clark refused to press charges, though, and Brown was released.[56]
Brown married his second wife Monique Brown in 1997; they have two children.[57] In 1999, Brown was arrested and charged with making terrorist threats toward his wife. Later that year, he was found guilty of vandalism for smashing his wife’s car with a shovel.[58] He was sentenced to three years’ probation, one year of domestic violence counseling, and 400 hours of community service or 40 hours on a work crew along with a $1,800 fine.[59] Brown ignored the terms of his sentence and in 2000 was sentenced to six months in jail, which he began serving in 2002 after refusing the court-ordered counseling and community service.[60] He was released after 3 months.[61][62]
Proof the Bill Gate and Trump are Deep State agents. Why the use of “Great Guys”? Only someone of the Deep State would think agents in the Deep State are great. Clearly Keep America Great is a code of the Deep State. Deep State confirmed. The Lame media don’t want you to know that the Donald; the Hellary and the Bill Gate are all behind de coronas. Trump was also kicked out of network for vitamin scheme.
After it was reported that he ate pizza around kids. “That’s how the Globalist Socialist queerosexual peedo agenda gets you.”-Alex “Pizzagate” Jones said. “He must be spiritcooking.”– Jan “Q stands for cukoo” Jones.
Proofs…
Pope posing with Obama lover of the farts. The name of this painting just happens to be “Satan Ascendant” by Black Sabbath from 1666 which features the openly-satanic witch best known (to us) for her Spirit Cooking and involvement with the Podestas” also Ozzy OSBOURNE SONGS. Ozzy also known to us for biting the head off of a bat—proof this photo is sinisterly satanic.
Follow the crust….poo confirmed…flush your own toilet…watch out for the gate.
“I myself have been a forty-five year student of the satanically inspired, centuries-old conspiracy to use government, education, and media to destroy every vestige of Christianity within our society and establish a new world order. Having read at least fifty books on the Illuminati, I am convinced that it exists and can be blamed for many of man’s inhumane actions against his fellow man during the past two hundred years.”
Our Research Robot Monkeys observed this with their very eyes. This is the Bill Gate agenda to cause emergent meditation to emerge. We must put a stop to this and take a stand in the sovereignty of our pro-life anti-vax conspiracies Doctrine. Our late great affectionate uncle and mentor Ken Silva would be appalled at this worldly abomination.
Pastor Scott’s outrageous Emerging Quotes exposed using Eric Barger’s Bible Based Satellite technology (BS) to uncover his dark deeds!!!
We found that Pastor Scott was using anti-discernmentalist critiques (level headedness, patience, accuracy, integrity, objectivity, insight) against Eric Barger’s Take a Stand Ministries...which as we all know is THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH.
Here are some curious quotes from Pastor Scott…caught like a weak, dark evil spider in his own web of controversy:
Why is anyone NOT standing up against this blogging tyrant who obviously has a lot of pocket money to spend to secretly support emergents. We discernmentalists would NEVER EVER take another believers words out of context!
Discernmentalism is about being right….and truthful…at all costs….and we would never ever never ever misquote anyone.
Remember, let the ODMafia do your thinking for you!
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